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Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 11:23 AM
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BOOP!
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02/26/2021 11:28 AM
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"There was no anal swab, so I've had to compromise. I've just sniffed out the result... now I've got an eye itch, false negative or maybe I'm Irish but not stupid!?!"

cruise
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02/26/2021 11:35 AM
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"Excuse me while I make a little adjustment. That last facelift was a bit too tight."
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02/26/2021 11:38 AM
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It smells like 12 year old pussy
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02/26/2021 11:42 AM
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"Why am I sniffing the back of my fingers? Come'n, man! You don't know where these fingers have been!"
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02/26/2021 11:47 AM
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"You realize, of course, that I'm wearing a lifelike mask like the ones they wore on Mission Impossible, or the ones they wear on Saturday Night Live. You want to know who I really am? Watch as I pull this thing off..."
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02/26/2021 11:54 AM
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Did you ever see that episode of The Outer Limits where scientists used surgeries to remake one of their group as an alien from outer space to scare the people of Earth into uniting into a one-world government?

In one of the surgeries they gave that scientist iron eyeballs. I can still hear that actor saying, "My eyeballs itch!

Man, the things that fanatics would do to install a one-world government!
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02/26/2021 12:10 PM
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"E... L... U.... uh... T.."
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02/26/2021 12:14 PM
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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And that young lady turned around and sprayed mace right here and yelled "no!" Geez! Come on, man!
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02/26/2021 12:15 PM

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Because he thinks he's at the eye doctors....
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02/26/2021 12:33 PM
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Pull my finger

I know there's a booger in there somewhere

This bus go schoooool

You can pick your friend, you can pick your nose, and you can pick your brain through your eye socket.

Plucked eye from the senile guy

Eye of the Sniffer
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02/26/2021 12:40 PM
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Wanna see my one-eyed Joey? He heh heh.

Joey Joey puddin and pie
Stuck is finger in his left hand eye
He was aiming for his nose
Without the help of his heels-up ho.
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 12:47 PM
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my ass itches.

epiclol
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ratdance ! YOU NAILED IT ! ratdance
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(catching my breath)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
whew !
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 12:50 PM
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i don't-a look-a so good.
Judethz

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02/26/2021 12:52 PM
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"I have got a brain , its right in there"
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kitty I presume you mean in the end of his finger?
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02/26/2021 12:56 PM
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do i have something in my eye? . . .What? Huh? oh, it's my finger?
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02/26/2021 12:59 PM
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This shit keeps coming unglued guys.
VerB

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02/26/2021 12:59 PM
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Cotton eye Joe
Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

If the more I know, the more I know I don’t know, then do I truly know what I know because I know I don’t?

You cannot reach a correct conclusion if you begin with an incorrect assumption
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02/26/2021 01:09 PM
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" give them the sign..joke them and tell them there's nothing going on.
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02/26/2021 01:13 PM
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I just finished a bowl of dildo for dinner last year and got some stuck in my ear. Where’s my wife? Neilia…where are you? Could you help me crack this shoehorn?
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02/26/2021 01:17 PM
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


I was with Trump the other day. I saw a dog with one eye. I said hey donald look at that dog with one eye. Donald covered his eye like this and said "where Joe," lol.
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epiclol
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02/26/2021 01:17 PM

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I was watching Hunter with Beau’s wife and got shot right here.
"Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee
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02/26/2021 01:21 PM
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"Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!"
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02/26/2021 01:27 PM
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"Just wait a minute let me adjust my ear piece"
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02/26/2021 01:28 PM
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:1temp-25thpointg:
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


LOL
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02/26/2021 01:30 PM
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"Obama, he fucked me right here"
When the log rolls over we are all going to die
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02/26/2021 01:30 PM
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"When I push real hard here it makes the potato come out"
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02/26/2021 01:30 PM
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my ass itches.

epiclol
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ratdance ! YOU NAILED IT ! ratdance
......................................................
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(catching my breath)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
whew !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80090456

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 01:32 PM
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my ass itches.

epiclol
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rofl
SerenaSeesAll

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02/26/2021 01:38 PM

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"I have got a brain , its right in there"
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tissue

"I'm gonna cry, someone stole my crayons".

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