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What the Blip
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02/26/2021 01:38 PM
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"You federal workers who are posting captions on some silly social media site when you're supposed to be working--don't think we aren't keeping an eye on you."
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HA! you figured me out.

I show up for work and for the first four hours I surf the internet on my pad. Then I go to lunch with friends for an hour and a half. I return to work and walk around with miscellaneous papers in my hand to look busy. I edit my YouTube dog and cat videos for the next four hours and clock out. I've worked here 34 years and retire later this year. Har Har har...
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02/26/2021 01:49 PM
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Thread: BREAKING::OMG WTF UNBELIEVABLE OBAMA CALLS EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE STABS HIMSELF IN THE EYE WITH LETTER OPENER
Swamprat

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02/26/2021 01:53 PM
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https://imgur.com/a/34oe9KY


I AM TOUCHING MY NOSE, OCCIFER!
We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans.
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 01:54 PM
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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After I do the blood sex ritual this is where the worm climbs inside.KDdragnet-facts45
Neeun

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02/26/2021 01:54 PM
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"Me and my ilk deserve a hot lead injection right here"
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Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 01:55 PM
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Wanna see my one-eyed Joey? He heh heh.

Joey Joey puddin and pie
Stuck is finger in his left hand eye
He was aiming for his nose
Without the help of his heels-up ho.
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winner fo the day
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 01:58 PM
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eyes are the windows to the soul and as you can see mine are closed tight as a drum!!! Nothings gettting in there Cmon man!!!
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02/26/2021 02:01 PM

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Wanna see my one-eyed Joey? He heh heh.

Joey Joey puddin and pie
Stuck is finger in his left hand eye
He was aiming for his nose
Without the help of his heels-up ho.
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Oh shit best one !!!!


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political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Anonymous Coward
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02/26/2021 02:02 PM
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Simon says, "Touch your nose"
Neromaniac

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02/26/2021 02:03 PM
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Are they pointing at me too?
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Coraline

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02/26/2021 02:07 PM

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I'll leave an eye out for oh you know the thing.





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