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“See there is nothing in there”
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 Quoting: Phennommennonn




"They say that in here is where that thinky thing is..."
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"The doctor says this new dementia medicine he has me on, has a strange side effect. But he hasn't told me yet what the side effect is."
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"Goddamn this Mojo Lens crap!"
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"my lobotomy is itchy again"
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Oh gosh I know they call me shit for brains but why does it keep coming out of my eyes...
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Well, crap! When someone said, 'do the hokey-pokey,' I thought they meant this ritual, not the kid's dance. And I'd MUCH prefer the kid's dance!
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And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm

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"I'm not old. I don't even wear glasses. I don't even wear contacts! Here, I'll show you..."
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He who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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“C’mon, man... the eye’s backwards again!”
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"They say that in here is where that thinky thing is..."
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rofl5
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"Back when I was under fire, flying into a combat zone with dog-faced pony soldiers, we would pop our eyes out at times just to relieve the tension. Here, I'll show you how we did it..."
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02/26/2021 09:13 AM
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G....O.....O.....D.........M......O.........R.....N

Oh, no wait, That's my teleprompter.
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"Goddamn this Mojo Lens crap!"
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ohyeah
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"I am so sad that there are those that claim the election was rigged that it makes me want to cry. Look, a teardrop is coming out!"
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:1temp-25thpointg:
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


In the land of the blind..........
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02/26/2021 09:23 AM
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


I was with Trump the other day. I saw a dog with one eye. I said hey donald look at that dog with one eye. Donald covered his eye like this and said "where Joe," lol.
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02/26/2021 09:24 AM
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I was told “President” only has one Eye in it.
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"Watch closely...in a moment you are going to see something come out of my left ear and wiggle! This is a trick you could do yourself, sometime."
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02/26/2021 09:25 AM
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"Something isn't right."
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can you see me now
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


" A is for apple , that's good enough for me "
" Read me a story now mummy"
Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.

I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
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02/26/2021 09:33 AM
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I got some skeet in my eye.

Thanks Big Mike!
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If I stuck my dick in your eye could you see me coming?

You mean right here Barry?
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“Hey Hunter, is this where they put it when they skull fuck you?”
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I hadda do it. Hadda. As a moral imperative. chuckle


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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Look when I close one eye I can see Jimmy Seville in the mirror!
PLATA BITCHEZZZZZZ

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The Rolling Stones said it best...

"What's confusing you is the nature of my game"
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Can you show me on the doll where Hunter touched you.
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"I don't know why my eyes bleed all the time"

"When I press here, my earlobes detach. Watch! "

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Simon says point at the idiot.
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Big Mike jacked off in my eye. When my eye was encrusted shut, Mike fucked me in my butt!





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