Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!! | |
Overit
User ID: 79949729 United States 01/25/2021 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79305081 Went through the same thing. If it’s a pre-op test it will go fine. LOL! The surgeon said it’s funny that he hasn’t ever had to cancel a surgery due to a positive test. Amazingly I had my results in 30 minutes... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79524824 United States 01/25/2021 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would get a fine mist sprayer (with a nozzle small enough to fit in your nose) and fill it with colloidial silver. Inhale while spraying up your nose (I do this if I feel a cold etc. coming on) and swish a bit of the silver around and swallow it. Do this asap before the test. This will prevent the test from infecting you and kill any viruses in your sinus/mouth. Good luck. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79524824 United States 01/25/2021 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would get a fine mist sprayer (with a nozzle small enough to fit in your nose) and fill it with colloidial silver. Inhale while spraying up your nose (I do this if I feel a cold etc. coming on) and swish a bit of the silver around and swallow it. Do this asap before the test. This will prevent the test from infecting you and kill any viruses in your sinus/mouth. Good luck. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79524824 United States 01/25/2021 02:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would get a fine mist sprayer (with a nozzle small enough to fit in your nose) and fill it with colloidial silver. Inhale while spraying up your nose (I do this if I feel a cold etc. coming on) and swish a bit of the silver around and swallow it. Do this asap before the test. This will prevent the test from infecting you and kill any viruses in your sinus/mouth. Good luck. |
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WickedCoffee
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HarMegiddo
User ID: 79751988 United States 01/25/2021 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not a test, it's a DNA registry. See if you can navigate the surgery to abother state which doesn't require a test. Also, lots of crying and fear. Also, you can file suit against them. Tell them it's religious persecution, against the Constitution of the United States and Declaration of independence. Because it is. I ran into this, and we settled on a tongue swab, and I coat my tongue with starburst wax ;) HarMegiddo |
GLP Effect
User ID: 79214079 United States 01/25/2021 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had the covid test done and while it's uncomfortable, it's not really a big deal. It's not like the vaccine with harsh side effects in some people. I say just get it over with. Pray this prayer to blind Satan: [link to flameoflove.us (secure)] |
justanothergranny
User ID: 79415850 United States 01/25/2021 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had a mild heart attack in October. ER wouldn't proceed with treatment or admit until I took the test. Wasn't real happy, but the heart issues took precedence at that point. Tested negative, was treated and admitted. No problems. Ask how many cycles are done on your test. The more cycles, the higher the chance of a false positive. Just FYI TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79604220 United Kingdom 01/25/2021 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The 'TEST' is not just a test! You are receiving BAD information in this thread! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79724205 Do you want your DNA collected and stored in a government database? Yes, that is what they're doing. Governor Cuomo is quoted stating that! I suggest you review this thread with non-consent forms. The website provides downloadable documents. Thread: Do NOT consent to vax or testing! Documents here... Personally I would have the medical personnel review and sign this documentation before having any medical procedure done. ..and when they tell you to shove your non-consent forms, take a test or no procedure, you can extract your rotten appendix at home, safe in the knowledge that your DNA is not on file. If they wanted your DNA, they would take it during your procedure..y'know, when you're out cold and oblivious, with no opportunity to wave your pesky and foolproof non-consent forms about. You are another fucking idiot in GLP's ever growing army of idiots...welcome aboard. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72857470 United States 01/25/2021 02:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79305081 Unfortunately you'll have to take the test. My 4 year old had to for the same reason. Don't worry even if it's positive they'll just put you out 14 days in the surgery schedule. It's all BS most docs and nurses know it's over hyped and are only following protocol. No worries play along you will be fine! |
conservator
User ID: 78786820 United States 01/25/2021 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fasting to seek God in Jesus Christ (no water either) is so powerful. What can God not do? Soon the requirement will be to have "the pass". These are horrible times; God help us! Last Edited by conservator on 01/25/2021 02:53 PM John 8:49 Jesus answered, I have not a devil; but I honour my Father, and ye do dishonour me. 8:50 And I seek not mine own glory: there is one that seeketh and judgeth. 8:51 Verily, verily, I say unto you, If a man keep my saying, he shall never see death. |
conservator
User ID: 78786820 United States 01/25/2021 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | DO NOT take the test. The nasopharyngeal test has been proven to deposit a stroking agent into the nasal cavity. There was a video on GLP which focused on this topic but I cannot find it. Quoting: WickedCoffee People may get sicker after taking the test. Trauma from damage caused by the test? Very sensitive area near the brain. John 8:49 Jesus answered, I have not a devil; but I honour my Father, and ye do dishonour me. 8:50 And I seek not mine own glory: there is one that seeketh and judgeth. 8:51 Verily, verily, I say unto you, If a man keep my saying, he shall never see death. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79947296 United Kingdom 01/25/2021 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s the entire medical establishment now forcing people to comply with testing before they will offer their services It’s not medical care - it’s fraud. Medical tyranny. Through silence every doctor and nurse is complicit in the covid lie |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79947296 United Kingdom 01/25/2021 04:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79305081 Unfortunately you'll have to take the test. My 4 year old had to for the same reason. Don't worry even if it's positive they'll just put you out 14 days in the surgery schedule. It's all BS most docs and nurses know it's over hyped and are only following protocol. No worries play along you will be fine! Those in every tyrannical regime tried the same excuse And they were tried, convicted and sentenced. By the people whom they abused |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79947296 United Kingdom 01/25/2021 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The same medical system sits silently by as the world is sold lies. They say you pass on this virus by breathing, talking and singing. And yet must shove a stick up your nose to find this mysterious virus and won’t let you breathe /talk/sing on to the swab. Now why is that? The answer is obvious - it’s not there. |
Larphillips
User ID: 78895011 United States 01/25/2021 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you are going under the knife from people, real people, play along with their games. The last thing you need is a pissed of flesh cutter. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79141621 No flesh cutting, but they need to put me under, to peek into my stomach lining etc....., throat, etc...... I think I can do the test on myself st one of those drive through CVS things, so can I just finagle it?!! I did that exact test at a CVS. It’s easy, quick, and results came back in two days (negative.) “A person is smart, people are stupid.” “Nobody knows until everybody knows” |
Eggcellently Deplorable
Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 79927064 United States 01/25/2021 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Either stop acting like a pussy and get the test and then have your procedure, or don't get the test, don't have the procedure and take your fucking chances. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79604220 I mean, it seems as though you don't have faith in the medical system as it pertains to covid and your bodily juices, but you have enough faith in them regarding whatever it is that ails you, for which they are going to extract bodily juices, to perform further tests....do you realise how stupid holding these two positions is? I think the issue is that they might say "Oh, so sorry, you have the Wuhan Virus" and then either NOT do the surgery that you need (without 40 more "flu" tests) or keep you in the hospital, put you on one of those respirators, and kill you. That would be MY concern, anyway. "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States 01/25/2021 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’ve been holding off, but my situation isn’t getting better, only worse....... what the fuck can I do? I’m between a rock and hard pms e, will never get the vaxxxx, but also don’t want them to have my fluids.... I’m flipping out right now..... Tons of anxiety..... Like they won't "get your fluids" during the surgery if they really want them? Are you kidding? "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States 01/25/2021 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am getting very angry that it has come to this in the U.S.A. What happened to my country. I know we’ve always kind of been slaves, but this feels very morally obtrusive to me!!!! Feeling very down, but also seething mad at the same time!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79305081 It's your decision, if you are that pissed off don't have the procedure. Find a natural cure for what ails you. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76998596 United States 01/25/2021 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79305081 Went through the same thing. If it’s a pre-op test it will go fine. LOL! The surgeon said it’s funny that he hasn’t ever had to cancel a surgery due to a positive test. Amazingly I had my results in 30 minutes... Sue them. Absolute medical tyranny. |
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**Watcher**
User ID: 78547034 United States 01/25/2021 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have the solution for you. Do you have Faith in Jesus Christ? If so, do you recall the story of the woman who touched his garment and was instantly healed? He told her that HER faith in Him healed her. That same faith works the same way today. Don't believe me? Try it...and TRUST HIM! It really is mind over matter! This explains why placebos work in pharma trials...people put their faith in the pill even though it is just sugar. Faith in Jesus Christ is far more potent. So much so that even a small amount the size of a mustard seed will allow you to move a mountain. That's some potent stuff! Whatever is wrong with your stomach, have Faith in Him to heal you and pray according to His will that it be done! No need for tests, doctors or surgery. It may be that He wants to show you how much He loves you by giving you a miracle. We don't have what we need because we don't ask (James 4:2-3)...we just pay doctors to do what Jesus can do for free! If you don't have faith in Jesus Christ, He says if you seek Him you will find Him, knock and the door will be opened to you. Repent of your sins and seek Him with all of your heart. He will make Himself known to you. Then seek Him first with each new passing day. Press in to Him, get to know Him and He promises that your needs will be met when you put Him first in your life. He loves you, give Him a chance to prove this to you! "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." Romans 10:9 "It will be good for those servants whose master finds them WATCHING when he comes..."Luke 12:37 <"}}}>< (me) ><{{{"> <"}}}>< |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71117010 Canada 01/25/2021 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just take the test. It's just a swab. You are probably in a lot of stomach pain right now and it is more important to find out why. Take a deep breath, honey. It's going to be okay. BTW, I had an endoscope done a few years ago. No big deal. They give you an IV, which I asked for lidocaine so I wouldn't feel it. Then you just go to sleep and when you wake up you will know what is wrong. It only takes about 15 minutes too. I know you are anxious but don't add any more anxiety on yourself. The swab is not that bad. Ask, for just the nasal swab not the brain swab. Good luck and hugs to you. how does anyone know "its just a swab"??? there could be the virus on the swab and they need to get it way up into your nose...just sayin |
ITSARICHMANSGAME
User ID: 78068491 United States 01/25/2021 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Prior to 1973 brave women got back alley abortions. Maybe you can find a back alley surgeon. The more I know, the crazier I appear to be. "THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS No brains, no pain. The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79529409 United States 01/25/2021 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They will probably want you to get the test done at one of their approved labs because they need the test back within a certain time frame. I had to get one done within 48 hours of my surgery and at one of two locations near the hospital I was having surgery at. I then had to quarantine in the hospital hotel. There was no way around it. It was to ty er get tested or no surgery. I had been waiting three years for said surgery so I did the damn test. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77058025 United States 01/25/2021 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79305081 Had to have surgery twice since Nov. Required covid test each time. It's quick and not a big deal. Both tests came back negative. No way I'd take the vaccine though! |