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Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!

 
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I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!!
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Me too.....
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depends on what surgery you are getting
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
Either stop acting like a pussy and get the test and then have your procedure, or don't get the test, don't have the procedure and take your fucking chances.

I mean, it seems as though you don't have faith in the medical system as it pertains to covid and your bodily juices, but you have enough faith in them regarding whatever it is that ails you, for which they are going to extract bodily juices, to perform further tests....do you realise how stupid holding these two positions is?
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Totally agree.
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Tell them you want 10 tests to prove that the tests aren't inaccurate.

Then tell them if everyone is so concerned about what comes out of your mouth and nose, apply the test at the point of exit, not near your brain.
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Either stop acting like a pussy and get the test and then have your procedure, or don't get the test, don't have the procedure and take your fucking chances.

I mean, it seems as though you don't have faith in the medical system as it pertains to covid and your bodily juices, but you have enough faith in them regarding whatever it is that ails you, for which they are going to extract bodily juices, to perform further tests....do you realise how stupid holding these two positions is?
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Actually, no you’re just an a hole obviously... I’ve tried literally everything by myself at this point.... natural remedies, fasting.. EVERYTHING... soo don’t have anywhere else to turn , this is a last result you little bitch.
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
The procedure is an endoscopy btw....
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
I had the same situation. I’m having surgery tomorrow and I was really annoyed when they told me I was required to have that test.

I just went and did it. I mean whatever. I was and am still annoyed about it but sometimes you just have to say screw it.

I already had the damn test when i was in the hospital in July anyway. That was a whole other situation though and I don’t remember giving the ok for them to give to me.

My advice is to just do it, i hate this shit as much as anyone too.

hf
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
I had the same situation. I’m having surgery tomorrow and I was really annoyed when they told me I was required to have that test.

I just went and did it. I mean whatever. I was and am still annoyed about it but sometimes you just have to say screw it.

I already had the damn test when i was in the hospital in July anyway. That was a whole other situation though and I don’t remember giving the ok for them to give to me.

My advice is to just do it, i hate this shit as much as anyone too.

hf
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Yeah, not sure what else I can do...... I hate this bullshit!!!!
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If you can hold off I would
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I’ve been holding off, but my situation isn’t getting better, only worse....... what the fuck can I do? I’m between a rock and hard pms e, will never get the vaxxxx, but also don’t want them to have my fluids.... I’m flipping out right now..... Tons of anxiety.....verysad
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Do the surgery yourself.
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If you can hold off I would
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I’ve been holding off, but my situation isn’t getting better, only worse....... what the fuck can I do? I’m between a rock and hard pms e, will never get the vaxxxx, but also don’t want them to have my fluids.... I’m flipping out right now..... Tons of anxiety.....verysad
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The thread writer thinks his fluids are sacred. Take the test and get the surgery. And then be less anxious and sad.
Just don't make anything up.
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01/25/2021 01:28 PM
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Once they knock you out with general anesthesia, they'll be able to do whatever they want. They might just vaccinate you while you're out.
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sharp knife and a staple gun
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The procedure is an endoscopy btw....
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Just take the test. It's just a swab. You are probably in a lot of stomach pain right now and it is more important to find out why. Take a deep breath, honey. It's going to be okay. BTW, I had an endoscope done a few years ago. No big deal. They give you an IV, which I asked for lidocaine so I wouldn't feel it. Then you just go to sleep and when you wake up you will know what is wrong. It only takes about 15 minutes too. I know you are anxious but don't add any more anxiety on yourself. The swab is not that bad. Ask, for just the nasal swab not the brain swab.

Good luck and hugs to you.
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
take the test rectally and throw it at them
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take the test rectally and throw it at them
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Ahhahahahahah
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Take some ivermectin then have them swab you.
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
The procedure is an endoscopy btw....
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Just take the test. It's just a swab. You are probably in a lot of stomach pain right now and it is more important to find out why. Take a deep breath, honey. It's going to be okay. BTW, I had an endoscope done a few years ago. No big deal. They give you an IV, which I asked for lidocaine so I wouldn't feel it. Then you just go to sleep and when you wake up you will know what is wrong. It only takes about 15 minutes too. I know you are anxious but don't add any more anxiety on yourself. The swab is not that bad. Ask, for just the nasal swab not the brain swab.

Good luck and hugs to you.
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Thanks for the kind wordshfafro -no advice!
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
Either stop acting like a pussy and get the test and then have your procedure, or don't get the test, don't have the procedure and take your fucking chances.

I mean, it seems as though you don't have faith in the medical system as it pertains to covid and your bodily juices, but you have enough faith in them regarding whatever it is that ails you, for which they are going to extract bodily juices, to perform further tests....do you realise how stupid holding these two positions is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79604220


Actually, no you’re just an a hole obviously... I’ve tried literally everything by myself at this point.... natural remedies, fasting.. EVERYTHING... soo don’t have anywhere else to turn , this is a last result you little bitch.
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Yeah, I'm the asshole, when you're the wanker asking about how one might "cheat" a test which is there for the protection of medical staff and their subsequent patients, just so you can get your much needed medical procedures from the very same medical staff who's opinions you have no faith in. Twat.
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!!
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At lest demand a different test method other than those nose swaps that can permanently dmage your brain.

If you take blood thinners you are not allowed to take such test anyway, its in the instruction leaflet.
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
I cannot give you any medical advice, I can only tell you what i would do: I would not have surgery. You didn't mention what it is for? I use alternative healing modalities to cope with what ails me.

Also, I am convinced that if you let them shove a swab stick up your nose, they will shove the virus. I have long suspected they come pre-contaminated, on purpose.

Off the record, I'd say if you 1000% want to have this surgery, then demand the saliva test. The news said it was more effective than the swab. That way they don't shove anything inside of you. Good luck!
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!!
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Yep its mandatory now, even for some Doctors appoints.
"Never underestimate the pain of a person. In all honesty, everyone is struggling. Just some people are better at hiding it than others."

Everyone has to work out their own salvation.

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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
Same, OP. I'm currently putting off surgery until this non-existent covid crisis is over.
Take the red pill now...later it will come as a suppository.
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
The 'TEST' is not just a test! You are receiving BAD information in this thread!

Do you want your DNA collected and stored in a government database? Yes, that is what they're doing. Governor Cuomo is quoted stating that!

I suggest you review this thread with non-consent forms. The website provides downloadable documents.

Thread: Do NOT consent to vax or testing! Documents here...

Personally I would have the medical personnel review and sign this documentation before having any medical procedure done.
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
Bro relax, tell them you want a saliva test.

You literally make no contact with the tube and just spit into it.

Chew a couple of sticks of gum before you go in or while there to get the saliva building up... then you spit/drool into the tube and give it to them.

Tell them you are not doing "rapid test" and not doing anything up your nose.

Really, there should be no further questions... but in this day and age where everyone, including hospital staff, are room temperature IQ retards, maybe have a sentence or two backup in guess some pleb "wants to know why only u do salive?!?!?!"
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Once they knock you out with general anesthesia, they'll be able to do whatever they want. They might just vaccinate you while you're out.
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hesright
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
I do not want to submit but I need this surgery done badly... Anyone else gone through this? Any advice? Any way to get around the test? Not really give the fluids they want? Wink, wink? I’m desperate here!!!! Been on GLP a long time... please help GLP family, I know you guys are ful of ideas and info!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79305081


Negotiate with them, that if they require the test first, at least ask them to cycle the PCR test the correct amount of times and not 40-50 times (which will guarantee your test results are positive). At around 24-30 times it reads most accurate. If they refuse to cycle it only the appropriate number of times, then they are still getting compensated for every positive test result and their interests are not yet in the truth.

Take down names, titles and mention that if you get held longer than you should be, or are infected with something during surgery, that your family will sue for negligence. The Hippocratic oath says "first do no harm". Your rights in having a medical procedure done guarantees that your interests are protected, so go in there knowing your rights, expectations and now (thanks to Trump) the cost of the procedure prior to having it done. Any overcharging, negligence or funny business and you should come out of the experience with either a free surgery, a settlement or at least not being victimized by the medical industry.
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Could you please explain in more depth about this cycling??

ty!hf
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
Take the test and have the surgery.
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The procedure is an endoscopy btw....
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Just take the test. It's just a swab. You are probably in a lot of stomach pain right now and it is more important to find out why. Take a deep breath, honey. It's going to be okay. BTW, I had an endoscope done a few years ago. No big deal. They give you an IV, which I asked for lidocaine so I wouldn't feel it. Then you just go to sleep and when you wake up you will know what is wrong. It only takes about 15 minutes too. I know you are anxious but don't add any more anxiety on yourself. The swab is not that bad. Ask, for just the nasal swab not the brain swab.

Good luck and hugs to you.
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What....!? I didn't get that option, they gave me the anal test. They used this large, black rubber, vibrating oblong thing. It took like 20 minutes to get it positioned right, they kept pushing it in and then pull it back out again. I was done tuckered out after that test.
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Re: Help!!!! Need to have surgery but they are demanding Covid test first!!! Any advice?!!!
If you are a liberal then take the Vaccine and if you are not a liberal then don't.

Do you understand?





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