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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70605810 United Kingdom 10/18/2016 03:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The only thing I know about you limey bastards is that if it wasn't for big American guns, big American bombers, and brave American fighting men, HItler's grandson would be dry-fucking your queen up the ass every day and twice on Sunday. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72281745 Fuck it, we'll watch as the muzzles do it now. Good job your experts at printing micky mouse money, I mean having funded and created the Nazi's |
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Just A Heroin Junkie
(OP) User ID: 72099278 United Kingdom 10/18/2016 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Just A Heroin Junkie You sound like the usual entitled lazy chav who blames lack of jobs on immigrants but wont get out of bed in a morning and work for a living. I am disabled so I am entitled to every penny I receive and can spend on what I wish. I worked for over 20 years as a solicitor and civil servant and paid my dues. What I sound like and what I am in your mind are two different things. You claim your disabled yes mentally you sure are.. You can type on a keyboard I am sure the DWP can find you work ;) You sound more like a alchie troll whos partner fucked off, than a disabled civil servant, and you need to spew your vile hatred here as some kind of revenge no one gives a fuck about you. LOL I dont drink alcohol because of all my meds. And my meds are the only reason why I can type. No one will employ me as I am constantly falling over because my meds make ne dizzy and confused and on bad days I cant even walk at all. good job being the best useful idiot for the NWO, keep taking those pills dummy and wasting everyone elses taxes, without you the NWO couldnt exist, take a bow, you are the epitome of the problem with this world If I dont take my meds I wouldnt even be able to get out of bed or even get to the toilet you dumbass. |
van down by the river User ID: 468223 United States 10/18/2016 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They don't have an honest clue unless they been here met Americans who thought Scotland was still rebelling like William Wallace days and they run around in kilts and have no electricity Yes they are clueless and dumb people. I was in New York for a weekend getaway once and was told by an American that I spoke good English. At this point in her life she's probably stuck there and hates it. You on the other hand actually chose to go there. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72052582 United States 10/18/2016 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What do you Americans really think it's like here in Britain? Quoting: Just A Heroin Junkie Be truthful, dont hold back! You have terrible food, terrible weather, and terrible teeth. And that is just for starters. Prince Charles's wife, Camille, is a true Beauty Queen compared to most British women ... who also have the distinction of being about the biggest sluts on the planet (only exceeded by New Zealand and Aussie women). Just warming up here. British designed and built cars are among the worst pieces of mechanical comfobulation of mismade parts ever put together. No wonder the saying about Jaguar, before Ford bought it, was to put your mechanic on retainer and buy at least two so then you might have a running car ... part of the time. Rolls Royce /Bently wasn't better either. Knew a local guy who's Rolls Royce was being towed home about every fifth time it left the garage .. . until he finally threw up his hands and had a mod shop in LA rip out the engine and transmission and put in a US engine and transmission. As for aircraft ... well the Comet was better than anything after. Nothing more needs to be said on that issue. Finally. Everybody seems to want to be "on the dole" ... be it with "Council Housing", National Health Care, Food and Utility Subsidies, and actual Cash Payments. Sheesh, no wonder the British have no start up business climate that produces world class products anymore. In order to "solve" this "everybody wants to be on the dole" problem you have imported LOTS of immigrants, the only problem being that once they get there being intelligent creatures THEY see how the system really works and WANT TO BE ON THE DOLE TOO!! The next time I want lousy weather, awful food, looking at ugly people, and surly service, I will schedule a vacation to Britain, maybe some beach resort on the coast, so that I can freeze my ass off and avoid getting any sort of tan. Happy??!! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33673525 Ireland 10/18/2016 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spent a week in London the year before last. I had the time of my life. As a 'sheltered' American it was not what I expected at all. The people were friendly and inviting (even the Muslims believe it or not) The weather was good and the people loved my southern accent LOL. One thing I will say though, your beer sucks, England. Germany has you beat when it comes to beer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7296054 Nah - watery German stuff. Can't beat a pint of Guinness. |
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Just A Heroin Junkie
(OP) User ID: 72099278 United Kingdom 10/18/2016 03:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spent a week in London the year before last. I had the time of my life. As a 'sheltered' American it was not what I expected at all. The people were friendly and inviting (even the Muslims believe it or not) The weather was good and the people loved my southern accent LOL. One thing I will say though, your beer sucks, England. Germany has you beat when it comes to beer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7296054 Nah - watery German stuff. Can't beat a pint of Guinness. Nobody wants to drink Guinness with its consistency of soup. Last Edited by Just A Heroin Junkie on 10/18/2016 03:23 PM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22728737 United States 10/18/2016 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Really I have no idea and would not like to accidentally insult you fine folks.I like Britains. Or is it The English? Sorry. No offense meant in any of this- I only have three things to go by- one is a very old document written by a family member who made it sound worse than escape from Alcatraz. An ancestor who saved up enough money to buy passage on a ship to America. Bless him. The second thing is my very proper English grandmother. You all are quite proper and uptight? I have learned to enjoy a good tea time though. Cheers grandma! Finally- I have the description of England from rock bands from my youth like Def Leppard who were desperate to escape the "factories". They made the whole of England sound like one stinking factory after the next. Rain, rain, rain and grey weather and pollution all the time. From my own observations- The men are very handsome and their English Accent makes me weak in the knees. I LOVE it!! Talk to me baby! That's all I got. Please enlighten me. What is it like there in Britain? Puff, puff, pass- lol! Love the avatar! Good manners the Brits have! |
DeplorablefurryPete
User ID: 73192203 United States 10/18/2016 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP looks like my neighbor, old vet with a heart of gold, all good "It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman) Calm seas do not a sailor make, Nor easy horses, a horseman. And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73210377 United States 10/18/2016 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In all honesty, I picture the U.K. as a complete cesspool, overrun with 'yobs' and Islamic extremists. I'd imagine you've a pretty good life as an H junky. Just be careful, you poor soul, as soon the Islamists will behead you for drug use. Now begone, degenerate OP. 1 star. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72976876 United States 10/18/2016 03:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fact is, and its a verifiable historic fact, modern American firearms were devised by inventions of the British. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73078098 FACT. Absolutely! Much in the same way gunpowder was invented by by Merlin and not in china... Please wake up all the spotted semen is giving you nightmares.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73208912 Ireland 10/18/2016 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spent a week in London the year before last. I had the time of my life. As a 'sheltered' American it was not what I expected at all. The people were friendly and inviting (even the Muslims believe it or not) The weather was good and the people loved my southern accent LOL. One thing I will say though, your beer sucks, England. Germany has you beat when it comes to beer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7296054 Nah - watery German stuff. Can't beat a pint of Guinness. Nobody wants to drink Guinness with its consistency of soup. Quite a lot of people in Britain like drinking stout. |
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DeplorablefurryPete
User ID: 73192203 United States 10/18/2016 04:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | another one of these pointless bait threads, just more divide et impera Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72760667 Well it's kind of fun to hear what we think about each other. I remember when I was in Texas, one of our graduate students from a European country came in the first day dressed up like Annie Oakley, she thought that was just the way Texans dressed lol "It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman) Calm seas do not a sailor make, Nor easy horses, a horseman. And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen |
Just A Heroin Junkie
(OP) User ID: 72099278 United Kingdom 10/18/2016 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spent a week in London the year before last. I had the time of my life. As a 'sheltered' American it was not what I expected at all. The people were friendly and inviting (even the Muslims believe it or not) The weather was good and the people loved my southern accent LOL. One thing I will say though, your beer sucks, England. Germany has you beat when it comes to beer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7296054 Nah - watery German stuff. Can't beat a pint of Guinness. Nobody wants to drink Guinness with its consistency of soup. Quite a lot of people in Britain like drinking stout. Black Sheep is good but any other is just horrible soupish. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72976876 United States 10/18/2016 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is the question about the landscape or the people or life in general? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11330901 As an American, I think we have a lot more variety in things we can buy. I'm not saying this is a good thing or a bad thing, just an observation. For instance, a Briton would be overwhelmed in the typical American supermarket or shopping mall. I'm not even sure you call them supermarkets. Big grocery stores. A place to buy food for the household. The British often forget that their four constituent countries are comparable in size to like 4 out of 50 states. Los Angeles to New York is about 3,000 miles, and it's all the USA. If you're in London and you travel 3,000 miles east, you'd have passed Moscow. I think the British often fail to grasp this concept when contemplating what the US is. It's continental in size. I also don't understand the reverence for a monarchy. Or even a need for a monarchy anymore other than posterity and some sense of former greatness, though keeping it seems a little sad in my opinion. From what I see on google maps, the road system in cities looks odd to an American eye. Not just driving on the left, but the crosswalks and those zig-zag lines. Now, while it's true London is a very old city, it's like American cities in that most of its development happened in the 1800s with the Industrial Revolution. London and other British cities evolved a little differently from American cities at this time. Not saying it's bad, just different. American cities tend to follow traditional grid patterns, whereas the roads in British cities seem to be all over the place. Again, I'm not talking about ancient roads, but roads built from the 1800s to the present day. In the countryside, the roads look quaint, but they're all so narrow and poorly marked. Also, Britain doesn't seem to have a comprehensive highway system comparable to the USA. There are some expressways, but no limited-access roads going continuously for hundreds of miles. In fairness, I know Canada, as big as it is, doesn't even have ONE trans-Canadian highway that comparable to an American Interstate (limited access for thousands of miles, minimum of two lanes in each direction, no traffic lights, etc.). Most of the cars driven in Britain seem small and strange looking to an American eye, and the license plates are very nondescript. Derp! Canada does have a trans Canada highway which in fact is referred to as... you guessed it. The Trans Canada Highway system. The Trans-Canada Highway is the world's longest national highway. Stretching 7,821 km. No doubt it is also better maintained than the American counterparts. There is also a Trans Canadian Rail which was built a long long time ago, so I'm not entirely sure if you just make shit up, or you're just another tarded American. Either way, way off base there. Ive driven it 3 times and its always a hell drive and has been in disrepair since it was built. Most of it was actually gravel up until 1995. Also its a one laner for at least a thousand kilometers. Try driving an interstate in the U.S. and you will understand canada needs to upgrade its road systems badly. But on the bright side I really love Canada and Canadians in general.. They are just awesome people in general |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73208912 Ireland 10/18/2016 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quite a lot of people in Britain like drinking stout. Black Sheep is good but any other is just horrible soupish. Never heard of black sheep. I guess it comes down to personal opinion. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72976876 United States 10/18/2016 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | another one of these pointless bait threads, just more divide et impera Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72760667 Well it's kind of fun to hear what we think about each other. I remember when I was in Texas, one of our graduate students from a European country came in the first day dressed up like Annie Oakley, she thought that was just the way Texans dressed lol She would have been right if it were Kansas. Lol |
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Tobie
User ID: 10187688 United States 10/18/2016 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Rainy. I was in London once, found the folks I met not very friendly. But that was a city of course, the countryside from the train window was beautiful, regret not seeing more/staying longer. Have known some nice Brits stateside. Last Edited by Tobie on 10/18/2016 06:25 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13126683 Hong Kong 10/18/2016 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Born and bred in the U.S.A. here but travel to London 6 times a month for work. I'm here now actually. I always stay on Edgware Road in Paddington. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73213072 All tell you what it's like here: burkas everywhere, women walking next to their husbands wearing black body bags, arabic spoken in cafes... then you walk down Oxford Street to go shopping...lots of Arabic women STILL in black body bags shopping for (dresses? make up? what....?) no thanks.. i don't want this in the U.S.A. Wow! That gave me a horrible picture I may never be able to forget as I remember my time in London back in the 70s far differently |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71095923 United States 10/18/2016 07:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well I am an American Nurse. I lived there for a few years and hated it so came back to Pennsylvania. How many more unpaid, overworked, unspeakably horrible FUCKING UNPAID 14 hour shifts in under resourced hospitals do you expect your licensed health care professionals to work while you continue to delude your drunken selves into thinking that one day your government will use your tax money to fund your hospitals? |
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