What do you Americans really think it's like here in Britain?

muslim chavs running around errwhere.

They don't have an honest clue unless they been here met Americans who thought Scotland was still rebelling like William Wallace days and they run around in kilts and have no electricity

A once proud country overrun foreign invaders where the number 1 name for baby boys born in nearly all metropolitan areas os mohammed, where your citizens (including a child and a soldier) are beheaded in your streets?

I enjoy your Football club drinking and brawling. My kinda folk.

Yes they are clueless and dumb people. I was in New York for a weekend getaway once and was told by an American that I spoke good English.

Only 5% of our population here identifies as Muslim.

I know a lot of women who think that other than London, the whole of England is all rolling hills and picturesque villages overflowing with English gardens, just like in the Jane Austen movies. And if they could just leave America and move there, all the problems in the world would go away.

Not for long, islamoslave, accoring to census reports per the bbc.

And those are the numbers your govt allows you to see...

A lil sharia may clear up that dope jones you got, though.

It's just like an episode of Absolutely Fabulous.

We already have Sharia Law courts here.

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I picture it as mostly rural. Cities like our cities, but everyone is alot more polite to each other.

we don't give a fuck.

there.

truth.

That's the place that's made entirely out of candy, right?

bunch of toothless drunks being beaten by ladies with moustaches calling soccer football all adoring subjects of a 100 year old lizard.

You all eat fish and chips, have bad teeth and speak like Audrey Hepburn as Eliza Doolittle in my fair lady.

I think a lot of the kids run around calling all their moms special friends uncle because they don't know who their daddy is.

You never answered my question. How many uncles did you have growing up?

Be truthful, don't hold back. It's not your fault you mom walked around town carrying a mattress on her back (just in case).

You get drunk on warm beer, try to imitate Americans sports fans at your soccer matches by wearing baseball caps backwards, masterbate to American gay porn, and your women all get fucked by Jamaican men until they are 30, then hope to marry pakastani doctors, who are the only ones that can find a job in your rotten country.

I live by the North Sea so I prefer jellied eels, muscles, cockles & whelks, crab, scallops not traditional fish & chips.

pretty much like the Bridget Jones movies except the male romantic interest is a black muslim.

Most American Gun Inventions were got from England

muscles?

don't you mean "mussels"?

or are you just an Jeffey Dahmer wannabe...

An overcast island of neutered serfs, moslems, and blacks

I wish I could get them man I so wish!

Yeah Mussels.

Stupid spellcheck pluggin changed it.

Pretty accurate..

Born and bred in the U.S.A. here but travel to London 6 times a month for work. I'm here now actually. I always stay on Edgware Road in Paddington.

All tell you what it's like here: burkas everywhere, women walking next to their husbands wearing black body bags, arabic spoken in cafes...

then you walk down Oxford Street to go shopping...lots of Arabic women STILL in black body bags shopping for (dresses? make up? what....?)

no thanks..

i don't want this in the U.S.A.

No its not, this guy is clearly not like that wtf mate?

Well you already have it tard, you have a Kenyan Muslim President!