What do you Americans really think it's like here in Britain?

The interesting part is that muslims think they're going to have a part in the guard of the Uk

typical foreign invading filth...hey refugee, you know why your kind gets a jobs in western nations in the first place? because you all work for slave wages and allow any and every form of abuse to be done to you because that's all you know, that's all your cultures know because the nations you come from are pure shit and now you bring your shit to civilized nations and think its normal, guess what it snot, youre all fucked up and you need to realize this fact

I am white British you fucking idiot.

U bitches ask, and then you don't like the answer and you get all hostile.

muckin the pinen innenfatten?

What? English please.

I dont like Tess.

So what kind of crap are you smoking when you say "London isn't part of the UK because my american geography lessons said it was the capitol city.

I never say that you retard.

Learn to read and quote the right person.

yummmm........apart from the jellied eels. Never tasted anything worse in my life.

Saying that, I'm Scottish and happily eat 'potted heid'. Oh and haggis too. lol

So what you're saying is, London really got taken over by muslim immigrants? How is that working out?

Do you remember getting a bag of boiled whelks, still in the shell, and the bag held closed with the pin? Had to fish them out of the bag, pick the 'scab' off , then gwt thw whelk out of the shell with the pin.

They were so delicious. Mussels.....FFS starving now.

I love this description so much! Made me smile reading it! If only life was like that...living the dream lol.

Don't forget we do live on an island, a pretty small island in geographical terms. We have no requirement to have large 8 laned motorways. You can travel from Southern England to Northern Scotland in less than 24 hours. It takes you guys that long to drive through one US state. We of course drive on the left (not sure why?). Our motorways are linked well between major cities (London, Birmingham, Manchester, Newcastle etc) in England specifically. But you are right some areas don't have motorways at all Cornwall and The Highlands. It's all A and B Roads. Our licence plates are boring but the first two letters indicate the city or area the car was first registered followed by the year it was registered. I'd like them to have county designs on them or something similar to your states.

I think that its cloudy and rainy and the beer is warm and all the food is boiled filter organs.

In the cities it is drunken hooligans assaulting people and in the country it is short round women in floral print dresses and hats and Vicars...whatever those are.

You have some sort of police that drive around trying to get you in trouble just for having a television set.

You can't do anything without asking for permission from come sort of local council that never approves anything.

I think the countryside is really pretty. I hear it rains a lot. I like tea, they have loads of tea. I would probably like it overall.

Oh, I forgot about the TV license. Do they still have it? I don't have TV service in the U.S., so I guess the license wouldn't bother me.

Why would you give a rat's behind what Americans think about what it is like in Great Britain? I couldn't care less what Britainites think it's like in America. Although, I did have a Londonite tell me he was afraid to come to the USA because of the violence he had seen in American movies.

But since you asked: I think that many of the older generation in the UK seem worried about their country and perhaps world affairs in general. They are very friendly. The younger generations are pretty much synonymous with all other young people around the world. I was only in London a short while so my impressions are limited to more touristy areas. Outside of London and down to Cornwall it is just beautiful and the people are lovely, kind and polite, but then I was always taught to say please and thank you so I usually get that back. The witches in Tintagel gave me a pause, but gypsies were very interesting. The landscape is truly gorgeous down in cornwall. I was expecting flatter land and lots of fog/and or rain. The rolling hills surpised me and the sun. Oh and I sooo loved driving on those crazy tiny roads. That was a trip.

And the lady I let the cottage from was super personable. I would have loved to have taken her out for beer and a chat. Also, now that I have had real English tea, I'm hooked. Ive been using P&G Tips and it's pretty darn good. If you have any suggestions for a better tasting tea that might be found in an American Grocery store please let me know.

I didn't manage to get to Scotland and Wales, so I have no opinion on those areas. I am sure they are lovely.

I forgot. There is one thing I can tell you. I had a dream about London some years back and way before I had went there or even thought about going. In the dream I was standing in a particular location overlooking the Thames, London was burning and their was clearly an invasion happening. I woke up running from the horde. Why I dreamed about London period much less why I dreamed about me being there I do not know. I would have given this dream all of about two seconds of thought except that a couple of days later I saw a picture taken of London from the exact location I had been standing in my dream. I wasn't even looking for that location and had to backup and look again. Everything was there, as I had seen it in my dream, except for the invaders and the London burning. I don't know if this dream means anything or not. I may have just been an eerie coincidence.

Well, that's all I got.

Ill bet its awesome to live there. Pints of Guinness that flow like the river Thames, never ending episodes of the Benny Hill Show and Monty Python. Getting my ass kicked at every game of darts by the locals.Banging as many British women as possible. Making them moist with my American Southern drawl. Oh and the beautiful landscape.

Your currency is falling not because of brexit, but because of the central bank of england. Brexit was a good thing, now you need to rid yourself of the bank of england.

strip malls, strip bars, truck stops, drivebys, bermuda shorts and hawaiian shirts?

it meant capitol of the usa

I met an American in Georgia he said he always want to visit chernobyl in Scotland lmao

You can drive through any state in the continental US in less than 24 hours tard.

lots of strawberry blond freckled bitches needing a good wanking.
a guy employed by the queen to destroy the english language.chips,lift,wtf?
a giant lump of dirt next to europe but too snobbish to be called european.
end of the world?
what idiot came up with that pos movie.?
but to balance it out,hitchhiker of the galaxy made up for it.
i hereby give simon pegg an honorary american badge.
and a shoutout to my pond friends sinny and pimander.

I generally think well of Britain. It has backbone. It is a strong power for democracy. We share much.

But, Britain seems to be further along the socialist path to failure than the USA, though with our corrupt MSA and the radical liberals, we are fast closing that gap. But Britian has not yet gone so far as France. And France not so far as a number of others.

What do all those who continue on that path share?


FAILURE

Awww...quaint, the floral print...but not a lot of that goes on (unless it's the vicars in the privacy of their own bedrooms. Which is fairly likely these days.)

Vicars are parish priests in the Anglican church. The Vicar of Dibley is quite accurate. [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I used to live in a village just like this.Except the male vicar had run away with a woman who'd been married 3 times. The scandal...Eventually, he divorced his wife, became husband#4 and they came back to the village.

In the cities, nowadays it's mostly Somalis and similar assaulting people. (See: Sweden.)

No one but depraved serial killers eats innards anymore. Still there does seem to be quite an underground market in livers and lights.

Yep, you can't do much around your property without someone insisting that they have to give you permission. In exchange for a lot of money.

Don't get me started on TV licensing. They're not police, they work for the BBC, they have no powers apart from bullying, lying and fabricating evidence to extort money from anything with a pulse regardless of whether they have a telly or no.

This all happens so that the BBC gets money to make lovely shows about idyllic little English villages in the rolling countryside which they sell for huge profits to Americans... With the profits they make shows that enable paedophiles and other unsavoury types. Or something like that....

Welcome to deeply dysfunctional Britain.

I fear you may be mistaking the UK's blackshirt militarised police for 'backbone'. And any 'democracy' you happen to spot is rather accidental....(see: BREXIT, which wasn't supposed to happen. They thought they'd stitched it up, like they did the ScotInd vote.)

Yes. It is a totally anachronistic tax.
Because the boys at the BBC cannot run a business and rely on handouts from the public.

Even if you don't have a TV, the BBC's goons are not above fabricating evidence that you do. (There was a recent court case that slammed the goons for going to elaborate ends to fabricate 'evidence' that apparently showed a member of the public watching TV in his own home without a licence. He wasn't)

Now the BBC is trying to spy on your internet connection to see if you're streaming any live broadcasts from anywhere.

They are not nice people.

It's dirty, depressing, full of nothing but pakies and drunks.

If you're anything but a millionaire, you live in a shitty apartment you people call a flat, full of unemployed drunks just like you, lying on your mothers couch in your underwear eating crisps, drinking shitty warm beer, and watching the tele.

It's a horrible existence. I thank God Almighty my ancestors got on a boat and left that whole shitty continent.