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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73123083 United Kingdom 10/05/2016 08:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs! (Disbelief/surprise) Bob's yer uncle & Fanny's yer aunt (Exactly) I used to have one of those but the leg fell off (When you can't understand what someone is saying) Donkeys years (A long time) Corporation pop (Tap water) Put wood int thole (Shut the door) A bite out the door with jam on (What me mam used to say when I asked her what's for dinner) |
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Artemis Rand
User ID: 71034337 United States 10/05/2016 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's as cold as a well diggers ass outside.... AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776! ****************************** But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good. ****************************** There is going to be a second revolution folks. Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government. It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead. The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves. |
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DEPLORABLE Trueforger
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Artemis Rand
User ID: 71159242 United States 10/05/2016 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why change dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in 72'. AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776! ****************************** But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good. ****************************** There is going to be a second revolution folks. Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government. It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead. The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves. |
Artemis Rand
User ID: 71159242 United States 10/05/2016 09:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm about to have a conniption fit the size of Texas. That was one I made up when I was a teen. AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM: KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776! ****************************** But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good. ****************************** There is going to be a second revolution folks. Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government. It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead. The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves. |
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Deplorable Dace
User ID: 17756349 Puerto Rico 10/05/2016 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | *sound of thunder* Grandma : " That's just Uncle Josh rollin' his tater' wagon. : ----------------------------------------------------------- (song /rhyme I remember my great Grandpa sang): "Casey Jones, comin' round the bend, a' loaded down with Chinamen. The boiler busted and the engine split, and all you could see was Chinamen shit." |
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