Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs! (Disbelief/surprise)

Bob's yer uncle & Fanny's yer aunt (Exactly)

I used to have one of those but the leg fell off (When you can't understand what someone is saying)

Donkeys years (A long time)

Corporation pop (Tap water)


Put wood int thole (Shut the door)

A bite out the door with jam on (What me mam used to say when I asked her what's for dinner)