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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So why did the chicken cross the road?...... SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70039367 Ireland 08/13/2015 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... lol @ George Bush's one. |
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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... lol @ George Bush's one.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70039367 LoL ...I like Al "not so" sharpton's. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70039367 Ireland 08/13/2015 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... lol @ George Bush's one.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70039367 LoL ...I like Al "not so" sharpton's. Quoting: ~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 46883871 Netherlands 08/13/2015 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... i like To keep it at at "achievement |
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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
lol @ George Bush's one.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70039367 LoL ...I like Al "not so" sharpton's. Quoting: ~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~ Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70039367 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70039940 Panama 08/13/2015 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... So why did the chicken cross the road?......
Quoting: ~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~ a nagger was coming againstn it? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70039367 Ireland 08/13/2015 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69080672 United States 08/13/2015 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... To see his friend, Gregory, Peck. |
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User ID: 59907859 United States 08/13/2015 03:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... those are all funny! When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. |
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User ID: 2601548 United States 08/13/2015 03:36 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Ha! Those are funny. Give you a pin -- see I can be nice sometimes. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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User ID: 38534240 United States 08/13/2015 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Married to a ginger |
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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Ha! Those are funny. Give you a pin -- see I can be nice sometimes. Quoting: Lady Jane Smith Wholieee mother of gawd! Thanks! Last Edited by A Mery Can on 08/13/2015 03:40 PM |
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User ID: 29696048 United States 08/13/2015 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Gates with "eChicken" lol |
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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... To see his friend, Gregory, Peck.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69080672 Heehee...peck |
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User ID: 24688599 United States 08/13/2015 03:41 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... q: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... a: to prove to the armadillo that it could be done. Just because YOU don’t believe in the Rougarou; or the Loup Garou, don’t make you safe; No !
The Constitution is a blend of 'moral certitude' -- which is one of the reasons that criminals are determined to be rid of it and We the People must be even more determined to defend it.
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The only thing the Illuminati fears is an independent person who can live, eat, sleep, stay warm and defend themselves separate from Federal help. Pray that the Lord gives us more time! The End is near and time is short!
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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... q: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
a: to prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
Quoting: Loup Garou |
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User ID: 69965441 United States 08/13/2015 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Donald Trump- "Because we put up a wall on the border so the chicken must cross legally" Last Edited by KickAzCarlin on 08/13/2015 03:43 PMInside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Donald Trump- "Because we put up a wall on the border so the chicken must cross legally"
Quoting: KickAzCarlin BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55186360 Germany 08/13/2015 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Donald Trump: Let's see if that chicken know it all can get over this fucking wall. |
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User ID: 69965441 United States 08/13/2015 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Just for fun Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
I am open to any and all sides of a story but beware,I have a biased opinion from life experiences just like you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 109229 United States 08/13/2015 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... |
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User ID: 65969492 United States 08/13/2015 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Just for fun
Quoting: KickAzCarlin Him and Richard Pryor are the best hands down. I can never get enough of the great George Carlin. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69920402 United States 08/13/2015 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... lol! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15483798 United States 08/13/2015 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Baltimore's mayor: Those who want to cross are given space to cross.... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69920402 United States 08/13/2015 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... Megyn Kelly: It did because Foxx told me to tell you it did. That's why. Tough luck if you don't believe me. I'll busy B-cup back. |
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User ID: 68148154 Canada 08/13/2015 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... LMAO Patriotism is supporting your country always -- and your government when they deserve it. Mark Twain
Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who kept their swords. -Benjamin Franklin |
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User ID: 46667310 United States 08/13/2015 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... LOL, that is really funny, even the replies here on the thread. Formally known as FFSredSON |
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?...... El chapo: dug a tunnel under the road so the chicken can escape to the other side! :kkwapper: |
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