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So why did the chicken cross the road?......

 
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08/14/2015 01:19 AM
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CHARLIE: Je suis poulet!
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08/14/2015 01:29 AM
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Megyan Kelly= The chicken crossed the road to call woman fat disgusting slobs.
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08/14/2015 01:44 AM
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brucelee2

"WAIT FOR IT"!

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08/14/2015 01:58 AM
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THE CHICKEN IN QUESTION: Verily me tel u me not a chiccen til 15 may.
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08/14/2015 01:59 AM
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OBAMA: Chicken Allah King!
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ENTITY: me tell u chicken cross road before 15 may so u believe me
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08/14/2015 02:12 AM
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Jack Cloud: "Well, sometimes chickens, sometimes feathers, huh?"

Tony Montana: You wanna go to war with me, we take you to war ok? You wanna send a chicken cross the road to me, due gonna need a fucking army of chickens to take me, you hear?
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crossed the road...




BECAUSE IT WAS THER
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08/14/2015 04:05 AM
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PORTUGUESE GUY: All cocks that smell like A1 Instant Chicken Curry Sauce must cross the road.
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PORTUGUESE GUY: All cocks that smell like A1 Instant Chicken Curry Sauce must cross the road.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: The chicken law requires that all these chickens take this annual pilgrimage across the road.
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PORTUGUESE GUY: All cocks that smell like A1 Instant Chicken Curry Sauce must cross the road.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: The chicken law requires that all these chickens take this annual pilgrimage across the road.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: Any chicken that smells like A1 pork sauce must be beheaded.
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PORTUGUESE GUY: All cocks that smell like A1 Instant Chicken Curry Sauce must cross the road.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: The chicken law requires that all these chickens take this annual pilgrimage across the road.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: Any chicken that smells like A1 pork sauce must be beheaded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: he was looking for his head
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PORTUGUESE GUY: All cocks that smell like A1 Instant Chicken Curry Sauce must cross the road.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: The chicken law requires that all these chickens take this annual pilgrimage across the road.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: Any chicken that smells like A1 pork sauce must be beheaded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70045214


PORTUGUESE GUY: he was looking for his head
 Quoting: Citizenperth


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ELVIS: The chicking has left the building.
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08/14/2015 08:50 AM
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ADAM SAVAGE: I reject your chicken and substitute my own.
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08/14/2015 09:04 AM
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Because 'chickens' have no courage, thus they are in a state of frenzy and anxiety and know not what they are doing. So crossing the road, to them, may signal a death wish...Perhaps a car will run them over to end their panicky, miserable state.
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08/14/2015 09:11 AM
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LOL…. The Elite Jewish chickens can cross roads anytime because they are above the law…. the rest of us chickens must be content with being second class chickens OR rise up against the chicken farmer!!!
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08/18/2015 09:56 PM
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brucelee2

"WAIT FOR IT"!

cow
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I'm being waiting for hours now.. What happens?
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08/19/2015 12:32 AM
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Because it was stuck on the end of a polish man's kielbasa
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08/19/2015 11:21 PM
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Great post OP but I must ask:

What would happen if there were no chickens?
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it would be with the spoon.
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Last Edited by Abi ~ on 08/23/2015 01:41 AM
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
TRUMP: We will deport any chickens that have not legally crossed the road.

We will also build a wall, it will be HUGE! & I will make the chickens pay for that wall!

Then no more chickens will be able to illegally cross that road again!!


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