So why did the chicken cross the road?......

Brian Williams: I was with the chicken when it crossed. We were taking enemy fire from the fox hole. I got a booboo on my knee and was hospitalized for 6 weeks and wasn't expected to make it. Without performing a heart transplant on myself I wouldn't be here today.

Bill Cosby........ it didn't want to get drugged and raped.

One of the BEST so far!

You forgot:

"we wrapped a note around the chicken's kneecap asking for return fire and sent it across the roa......"

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CAITLYN JENNER: Chop that cocks' head of and give me the breasts!

O'My...LOL

Bowe Bergdahl: fuck man! it was him or me.....

Cause "it" (notice I left open the 7 types of "gender") was highly religious

Bill Hicks: After being fed bar olives by sheep for 5 days, the chicken walked across the God damn road, to join the shiny happy non-meat eating chickens!

Bruce Lee: Ahhh, yes you see the chicken, yet you do not contemplate the moment in the chickens mind before he cross road. Be like chicken my friend.

Alex Jones: Well, WHY, why the hell are you asking me about the chicken, ""I D O N 'T D O C H I C K E N S...OK PAL, look i know how this goes, you go out and cross roads like George Soros, and end up like chickens, it's crony chickens.

Lois Lerner: knows why it crossed the road but pleads the 5th!

Paul Harvey: You've heard about the chicken, but did you hear about the $500 fine for crossing without insurance? Now you know the rest of the story.

to log onto GLP of couse

OBAMAH: Because every chicken should be able to cross that road and be free here.

Uri Geller: Because I bent the road around the chicken

To find something to eat, animals are pretty simple, take care of base needs maybe reproduce.

Ok. You know the rules, pics or a video of the chicken crossing the road, or it didn't happen.

Hmm, well ok, but why only a few seconds of film, how come we only begin to see the chicken already crossing the road? I say it was a hoax :/

Carlin was always great! Pryor was great in the early days, before the drugs fucked up his brain. He was even funny for a while after the fire. "People get out of your way when you're on fire!"

THE NOBODY: Nobody knows and nobody's chickens know, that's all I know.

Hillary sent the Chicken across so we'd all watch it while she tried to hide her emails.

there is no road

there is no chicken

all is illusion

a simulation

Bernie Sanders - "So I could get away from Black Lives Matter."

The chicken crossed the road to see the man lay bricks.

ALIENS: we needed to dissected and insert a clone. you saw nothing.

If Hillary was on one side of the road, then there's no fucking wonder the chicken crossed to the opposite side.

But my beef with the chicken video, is that it could of been faked. I mean i know there's millions of people out there with cell phones and someone has bound to of filmed a decent chicken at some point, but this video is a bit dodgy. It doesn't even look like a road, there's no road markings, no curbs and no cars, in a court of law, the defense would pull the video apart. If i filmed a chicken crossing the road, i would film it for about 8 minutes if possible, i might even turn the camera around to myself to prove that it is being filmed by a person, while getting some of the detail in the background in for clarity.

GLP: we noticed the chicken trying to cross the road. BANNED.

Stephen Hawking: quantum entanglement says the chicken is on both sides of the road already.

That's funny, Mr. Pig Face.

NASSA: we already sent a chicken across the road... here's the pictures....

We like that.