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An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter |
Beetlejuice
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User ID: 37469719 Netherlands 05/26/2015 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter. Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real. Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. Read more: [ link to metro.co.uk] Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69295418 United States 05/26/2015 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Hold out for lube and towels! |
KipKat
User ID: 25952351 Netherlands 05/26/2015 12:20 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Throw in 5 horses and he has a deal... :kkwapper: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68897468 United States 05/26/2015 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter It's a no-go...he totally forgot the 4 guinea hens and one 10 pound sack of seed. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69335988 Sweden 05/26/2015 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter It's a no-go...he totally forgot the 4 guinea hens and one 10 pound sack of seed. Quoting: CalculusOfTheMind LOL Are we compatible, or what? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69327336 United States 05/26/2015 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Seems like a pretty good deal. 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats for 1 sow. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 66355921 United States 05/26/2015 01:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Seems like a pretty good deal. 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats for 1 sow.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69327336 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69336405 United Kingdom 05/26/2015 02:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter OK, that's Malaria taken care of.
Now, what about Sausage? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69194102 United States 05/26/2015 02:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter That better be Monsanto seed!!!! |
Beetlejuice
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User ID: 66102362 Netherlands 05/26/2015 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter The Lawyer: [ link to dm9afq7zol1mi.cloudfront.net] Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. |
KipKat
User ID: 25952351 Netherlands 05/26/2015 03:54 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
He doesn't look like he owns 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats! :kkwapper: |
KipKat
User ID: 25952351 Netherlands 05/26/2015 03:55 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter OK, that's Malaria taken care of.
Now, what about Sausage?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69336405 60 chickens and a bag of apples? :kkwapper: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69218552 Romania 05/26/2015 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Throw in 5 horses and he has a deal...
Quoting: KipKat |
zzcat
User ID: 68469099 United States 05/26/2015 04:35 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter. Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real. Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. Read more: [ link to metro.co.uk] Quoting: Beetlejuice Does that mean obama is racist if he doesnt accept? zzcat
who says Schrodinger's cat is even in the box |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69336405 United Kingdom 05/26/2015 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter OK, that's Malaria taken care of.
Now, what about Sausage?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69336405 60 chickens and a bag of apples? Quoting: KipKat Let's Make A Deal! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65299931 France 05/26/2015 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter She's too old for him, the teenager is already a spinster in the Muslim world |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69081689 United States 05/26/2015 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter pffftt.... obama has 300 million sheep! the lawyer has to do better than that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62969125 United States 05/26/2015 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Take it while you can get it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45272837 United States 05/26/2015 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Seems like a pretty good deal. 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats for 1 sow.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69327336 |
Beetlejuice
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User ID: 66102362 Netherlands 05/26/2015 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter pffftt.... obama has 300 million sheep! the lawyer has to do better than that. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69081689 Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. |
Beetlejuice
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User ID: 66102362 Netherlands 05/26/2015 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. |
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User ID: 69140308 United States 05/26/2015 07:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter 5 stars anda Bump because you beat me to it. "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves." --William Pitt |
BRIEF
User ID: 39607259 United States 05/26/2015 08:07 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter They are both uglier than sin. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36694631 United States 05/26/2015 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter. Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real. Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. Read more: [ link to metro.co.uk] Quoting: Beetlejuice Cool,obama gettin 70 virgins rite off the bat.. |
CASEY JONES 3741
User ID: 68735057 United States 05/26/2015 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Monadnock, The Unrepentant Liberal |
Tell Me Lies
User ID: 61197203 United States 05/26/2015 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter How old was she in 2008?Derp.. "speed reading" aint what it cracks up to be lol Last Edited by Tell Me (NO) Lies on 05/26/2015 08:35 PM |
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Beetlejuice
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User ID: 66102362 Netherlands 05/26/2015 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter How old was she in 2008?
Quoting: Tell Me Lies LOL silly. Read first post. Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. |
Tell Me Lies
User ID: 61197203 United States 05/26/2015 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter How old was she in 2008?
Quoting: Tell Me Lies LOL silly. Read first post. Quoting: Beetlejuice OMG I know I was about to edit my post, I read the OP too fast and skipped past that part. Ten years old... I can't believe this shit! |
Beetlejuice
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User ID: 66102362 Netherlands 05/26/2015 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter How old was she in 2008?
Quoting: Tell Me Lies LOL silly. Read first post. Quoting: Beetlejuice OMG I know I was about to edit my post, I read the OP too fast and skipped past that part. Ten years old... I can't believe this shit! Quoting: Tell Me Lies Hope ALL is going fine!! Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62343033 United States 05/26/2015 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter That offer was way too high. I think it was made as a joke. |
Tell Me Lies
User ID: 61988731 United States 05/26/2015 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter Hope ALL is going fine!!
Quoting: Beetlejuice All is great! |
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