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An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter

 
Beetlejuice
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An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter.
Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real.
Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her.


Read more: [link to metro.co.uk]
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Hold out for lube and towels!
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Throw in 5 horses and he has a deal...
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
It's a no-go...he totally forgot the 4 guinea hens and one 10 pound sack of seed.

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
It's a no-go...he totally forgot the 4 guinea hens and one 10 pound sack of seed.

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LOL
Are we compatible, or what?
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05/26/2015 01:34 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Seems like a pretty good deal. 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats for 1 sow.
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Seems like a pretty good deal. 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats for 1 sow.
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lol
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05/26/2015 02:01 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
OK, that's Malaria taken care of.

Now, what about Sausage?
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05/26/2015 02:13 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
That better be Monsanto seed!!!!

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
The Lawyer: [link to dm9afq7zol1mi.cloudfront.net]
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


He doesn't look like he owns 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats!
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
OK, that's Malaria taken care of.

Now, what about Sausage?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69336405


60 chickens and a bag of apples?
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Throw in 5 horses and he has a deal...
 Quoting: KipKat


LOL LOL
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter.
Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real.
Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her.


Read more: [link to metro.co.uk]
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


Does that mean obama is racist if he doesnt accept?
zzcat

who says Schrodinger's cat is even in the box
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
OK, that's Malaria taken care of.

Now, what about Sausage?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69336405


60 chickens and a bag of apples?
 Quoting: KipKat


Let's Make A Deal!
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05/26/2015 04:41 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
She's too old for him, the teenager is already a spinster in the Muslim world
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
pffftt....

obama has 300 million sheep!

the lawyer has to do better than that.

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Take it while you can get it.ohyeah
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Seems like a pretty good deal. 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats for 1 sow.
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1rof1
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05/26/2015 05:29 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
pffftt....

obama has 300 million sheep!

the lawyer has to do better than that.

sheeplebah
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epiclol
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
bump
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
5 stars anda Bump because you beat me to it.
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


They are both uglier than sin.
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter.
Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real.
Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her.


Read more: [link to metro.co.uk]
 Quoting: Beetlejuice
Cool,obama gettin 70 virgins rite off the bat..
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
How old was she in 2008?

Derp.. "speed reading" aint what it cracks up to be lol

Last Edited by Tell Me (NO) Lies on 05/26/2015 08:35 PM
Beetlejuice  (OP)

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05/26/2015 08:33 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
How old was she in 2008?
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


LOL silly. Read first post.
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
How old was she in 2008?
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


LOL silly. Read first post.
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


OMG I know I was about to edit my post, I read the OP too fast and skipped past that part.

mikeno

Ten years old... I can't believe this shit!
Beetlejuice  (OP)

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
How old was she in 2008?
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


LOL silly. Read first post.
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


OMG I know I was about to edit my post, I read the OP too fast and skipped past that part.

mikeno

Ten years old... I can't believe this shit!
 Quoting: Tell Me Lies


Hope ALL is going fine!!
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
That offer was way too high. I think it was made as a joke.
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05/26/2015 08:59 PM
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Hope ALL is going fine!!
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


All is great! hugs





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