An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter | |
Beetlejuice
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68744396 United States 05/26/2015 09:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Lawyer: [link to dm9afq7zol1mi.cloudfront.net] Quoting: Beetlejuice They are both uglier than sin. |
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Booger Cancer
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M*walk
Low Earth Orbit User ID: 9652994 United States 05/26/2015 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If the offer included a strapping Kenyan sex slave, Barack just might go for it. Quoting: Booger Cancer Are you kidding me?! That's all you would have to offer to catch some Malaria! Last Edited by M*walk on 05/26/2015 09:42 PM “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” |
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Phillip J. Fry
User ID: 69340887 United States 05/26/2015 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Throw in the Wookie, make it a 2 for 1 special. School children will rejoice. . "Don't do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don't not do it!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 60111398 United States 05/26/2015 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Obama plans to reward the guy for his sincere gesture with (Price is right gimmick) "A brand new teleprompter", this state of the art machine will allow you minimal thinking and plenty of time to wow any audience due to it's ability to be transparent. "It even comes with an Executive order selection list" for all those hard times!:glp111: |
Moraniac
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Ma Pantha
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MIgardener
User ID: 2218630 Canada 05/26/2015 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "All that is necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing." That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.-Romans 10:9 "In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more, only one of each of us."-Dr.Mccoy |
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DeadManWalkin'
User ID: 35680072 United States 05/27/2015 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Camels. We require many camels for this Nubile Princess, or else our entire Nation will be insulted. :dont make us kill all you fuckin camel jockey pedos: :coz we will: -.. . .- -.. / -- .- -. / .-- .- .-.. -.- .. -. --. Omnes vulnerant, ultima necat |
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