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An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter

 
Beetlejuice  (OP)

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05/26/2015 09:08 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Hope ALL is going fine!!
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All is great! hugs
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Awesome.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 09:10 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
sounds like a muzlum orgie in the making!
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 09:17 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Throw in 5 horses and he has a deal...
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LOL
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05/26/2015 09:17 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
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They are both uglier than sin.
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hesright
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 09:18 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
I have to call.....

bsflag

Has to be part of the mediablitz program. They be laying on pretty thick the past few weeks.
Booger Cancer

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05/26/2015 09:18 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
If the offer included a strapping Kenyan sex slave, Barack just might go for it.
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 09:33 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Surely he can't hope to get a better offer for her in the US?
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05/26/2015 09:37 PM

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
If it gets her out of the clutches of Michael and Barack, I say go for it.

The White House could use the extra lawn mowers.
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 09:39 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Maybe he will quadruple the offer and take the whole famn Damily.
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05/26/2015 09:40 PM

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
OK, that's Malaria taken care of.

Now, what about Sausage?
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Yeah. Why did they name her Sasha, is she a Black Russian?
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Low Earth Orbit

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05/26/2015 09:41 PM

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
If the offer included a strapping Kenyan sex slave, Barack just might go for it.
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


Are you kidding me?! That's all you would have to offer to catch some Malaria!

Last Edited by M*walk on 05/26/2015 09:42 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 09:42 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
I heard through the grapevine that he took the offer!
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05/26/2015 09:51 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Are they used sheep and goats? Might be a deal breaker.
grannyme

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05/26/2015 10:02 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
I bet he wasn't thinking about all the family get-togethers with his new in-laws..it'd be easier to eat Thanksgiving dinner with the sheep and cows...
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05/26/2015 10:03 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Poor daughters don't stand a chance
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 10:07 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
no donkeys?
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 10:11 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
pffftt....

obama has 300 million sheep!

the lawyer has to do better than that.

sheeplebah
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REPEAT

bump
Phillip J. Fry

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05/26/2015 10:15 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Throw in the Wookie, make it a 2 for 1 special.

School children will rejoice.
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Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 10:17 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
OK, that's Malaria taken care of.

Now, what about Sausage?
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60 chickens and a bag of apples?
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Back in the day his offer is very substantial!
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 10:27 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Obama plans to reward the guy for his sincere gesture with (Price is right gimmick) "A brand new teleprompter", this state of the art machine will allow you minimal thinking and plenty of time to wow any audience due to it's ability to be transparent. "It even comes with an Executive order selection list" for all those hard times!:glp111:
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05/26/2015 10:29 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


Obama's Son

- - - in Law?!?
Winter is Coming.
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05/26/2015 10:39 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Really, 20 chickens should be enough.
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05/26/2015 10:44 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Accept the offer,
oh please!
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Ma Pantha

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05/26/2015 10:51 PM
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Really, 20 chickens should be enough.
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Forget chickens. 20 eggs in a basket.
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Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2015 10:53 PM
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:(


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05/26/2015 11:04 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
sheepsheepsheepsheepsheepsheepsheep

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05/26/2015 11:25 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
pffftt....

obama has 300 million sheep!

the lawyer has to do better than that.

sheeplebah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69081689


That's a good one! Congrats! Absolutely correct... (dear, oh dear...)
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05/27/2015 12:14 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Camels.

We require many camels for this Nubile Princess, or else our entire Nation will be insulted.
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Anonymous Coward
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05/27/2015 12:22 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Seems like a pretty good deal. 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats for 1 sow.
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hesright
Zeta Leo
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05/27/2015 12:23 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
pffftt....

obama has 300 million sheep!

the lawyer has to do better than that.

sheeplebah
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You win comment of the day!!

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