An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter | |
StankinJankins
User ID: 69294212 United States 05/27/2015 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am an Army veteran who loves America but hates my government. I am a former police officer who hates the police. Something has happened to my country and I don't like it. The larger our government gets the worse off we are as citizens. An old wolf and young wolf are sitting on a hill overlooking a herd of sheep. The young wolf says to the old wolf "Lets run down there and fuck one of them sheep". The old wolf replies "Let's walk down and fuck them all". |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69334864 United States 05/27/2015 01:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter. Quoting: Beetlejuice Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real. Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. Read more: [link to metro.co.uk] Ten years old? |
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ItsAllOneBigLie
User ID: 61274960 United States 05/27/2015 09:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Obama, stay strong and refuse this offer! Do not accept less than 100 sheeps, 100 cows, 100 goats, 1000 chickens and 151 watermelons... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65233279 Exactly, don't sell out too short!! "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 60145519 United States 05/27/2015 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter. Quoting: Beetlejuice Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real. Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. Read more: [link to metro.co.uk] >>> How many bags to put over her face? |
HollyWho
User ID: 42783921 United States 05/27/2015 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take away 70 sheep and 50 cows and we'll call it a deal Naw that was mean of me. His daughter's are the best thing he has going Last Edited by HollyWho on 05/27/2015 11:52 PM |
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