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An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter

 
StankinJankins

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05/27/2015 12:56 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
sounds like a muzlum orgie in the making!
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rofl5
I am an Army veteran who loves America but hates my government. I am a former police officer who hates the police. Something has happened to my country and I don't like it. The larger our government gets the worse off we are as citizens.

An old wolf and young wolf are sitting on a hill overlooking a herd of sheep. The young wolf says to the old wolf "Lets run down there and fuck one of them sheep". The old wolf replies "Let's walk down and fuck them all".
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05/27/2015 01:00 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
pffftt....

obama has 300 million sheep!

the lawyer has to do better than that.

sheeplebah
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justepiclol
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05/27/2015 01:28 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Sounds like a bargain. He can get more mileage and cooperation from the animals than from her/him/watsit.
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05/27/2015 01:50 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter.
Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real.
Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her.


Read more: [link to metro.co.uk]
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Ten years old?

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05/27/2015 02:00 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
How´s he gonna ship all that cattle, in some asylumboat?
Or the modern way with donkies?
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05/27/2015 02:33 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Obama, stay strong and refuse this offer! Do not accept less than 100 sheeps, 100 cows, 100 goats, 1000 chickens and 151 watermelons...
ItsAllOneBigLie

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05/27/2015 09:33 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Obama, stay strong and refuse this offer! Do not accept less than 100 sheeps, 100 cows, 100 goats, 1000 chickens and 151 watermelons...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65233279


Exactly, don't sell out too short!!

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05/27/2015 10:30 AM
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Obama, stay strong and refuse this offer! Do not accept less than 100 sheeps, 100 cows, 100 goats, 1000 chickens and 151 watermelons...
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do they even grow watermelons in kenya?
alex
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05/27/2015 11:41 AM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Obamas daughter is American. She wants stuff like
4 hummingbirds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves.
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05/27/2015 07:41 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
A Kenyan lawyer has allegedly put 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats on the table to marry Obama’s daughter.
Felix Kiprono isn’t leaving anything to chance, and has declared his love for Malia as real.
Speaking to The Nairobian, he said: ‘I got interested in her in 2008 [Editor’s note: When she was 10]. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her.


Read more: [link to metro.co.uk]
 Quoting: Beetlejuice


>>> How many bags to put over her face?
HollyWho

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05/27/2015 10:42 PM

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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Take away 70 sheep and 50 cows and we'll call it a deal

Naw that was mean of me. His daughter's are the best thing he has going

Last Edited by HollyWho on 05/27/2015 11:52 PM
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05/27/2015 10:53 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
Human/monkey copulation is worth that much!
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05/27/2015 10:56 PM
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Re: An offer he cant refuse: Lawyer offers 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats to marry Obama’s daughter
I'll trade him a horny ferret.





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