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Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus

 
Uncle Paul
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Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
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The estranged wife of a pastor from suburban Chicago has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly trying to poison her three daughters and stabbing two of them so they could 'meet Jesus Christ.'

Pamela Christensen, 47, from Montgomery, was ordered held on $1million bail Thursday in connection to the September 25 knife attack.

Pamela Christensen told detectives that her husband, Pastor Vaughn Christensen, had left messages on her phone telling his wife that the end of the world was coming and instructing her to prepare their children to meet Jesus
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
Christians.........yak
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10/11/2014 08:41 AM
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
typical christian..... they are the most mentally ill people on the earth
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10/11/2014 08:47 AM
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

The estranged wife of a pastor from suburban Chicago has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly trying to poison her three daughters and stabbing two of them so they could 'meet Jesus Christ.'

Pamela Christensen, 47, from Montgomery, was ordered held on $1million bail Thursday in connection to the September 25 knife attack.

Pamela Christensen told detectives that her husband, Pastor Vaughn Christensen, had left messages on her phone telling his wife that the end of the world was coming and instructing her to prepare their children to meet Jesus
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Hallelujah, praise the lord, my ass.
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
I can hear it now...." If you little bastards don't shut up, I'm going to send you to Jesus!"

(taunt taunt taunt)

"keep messing with me, You're going to meet your maker!"
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
I bet you $3.50 he heard the
voice of god! ra"men.

Thankfully I can meet my noodlely savior
I eat him every night with meatballs.
He gives me food to eat every night.
ra'men. praise FSM!
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
Here's a video of Mr. Freak pastor preaching He preaches like he's reading My Pet Goat.

At about 4min he is talking about preparing ourselves to meet George Washington.

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Here's a video of Mr. Freak pastor preaching He preaches like he's reading My Pet Goat.

At about 4min he is talking about preparing ourselves to meet George Washington.

[/youtube] [link to youtu.be]
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
Suicide is bad.

Why not drive blinded off a cliff with
your family instead. This doesnt count
as a suicide, it counts as recklessness.
Why dont people kill themselves the loop hole
way? They always abuse the loopholes in their
religion anyway, heres a loop hole to death
to meet your savior? good deal eh.
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10/11/2014 09:04 AM
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
typical christian..... they are the most mentally ill people on the earth
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Yeah, always blowin shit up
threatening people to convert
plotting world domination
chopping peoples heads off
raping goats and assorted livestock

oh wait...those aren't Christians
those are the ultra sane muslims that do all that stuff

Next time you have a thought; just hang on to it.
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
typical christian..... they are the most mentally ill people on the earth
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raping goats and assorted livestock

oh wait...those aren't Christians

Next time you have a thought; just hang on to it.
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Just so you know sidewaysBestiality is
legal in the lower IQ US states
where religion is heavily involved.
ohyeah

Not kidding either.
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10/11/2014 09:33 AM
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Re: Pastors wife tries to murder 3 kids so they can meet Jesus
Being a pastors wife has to be tough...
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."





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