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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74882066 Australia 05/14/2017 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So sad. He was probably indoctrinated to believe he could do that by American missionaries. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62503269 If you have enough faith, you can move mountains, except that you still can't. Sad. Well it does say that if you are a true believer you can drink snake venom/any deadly poison/venom and not get hurt. maybe he thought crocodiles would not hurt him also. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74477656 United States 05/14/2017 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles. The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as Crocodile River. [link to dailypost.ng] Fuck him Walking on water is a metaphor for the anointed oil that floats on water Canabis oil of course not peanut oil Fucking uneducated Moron I just felt the earth get lighter We lost a moron |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70197373 United States 05/14/2017 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So sad. He was probably indoctrinated to believe he could do that by American missionaries. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62503269 If you have enough faith, you can move mountains, except that you still can't. Sad. Well it does say that if you are a true believer you can drink snake venom/any deadly poison/venom and not get hurt. maybe he thought crocodiles would not hurt him also. Dooooooooom |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74373538 United States 05/14/2017 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles. The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as Crocodile River. [link to dailypost.ng] Fuck him Walking on water is a metaphor for the anointed oil that floats on water Canabis oil of course not peanut oil Fucking uneducated Moron I just felt the earth get lighter We lost a moron Nope Jesus did walk on water. Thinking something in your head does not make it so. Please include your references next time if it's not made up in your head. Thanks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74815869 United States 05/14/2017 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There's a difference between faith and presumption. Like when the devil tempted Jesus to throw Himself off of the high point of the temple.... in Matthew 4 [link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)] Jesus didn't 'fall for it'. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52551790 Canada 05/14/2017 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles. The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as Crocodile River. [link to dailypost.ng] HAHAHAHA stupid pastor walking on waters ment for jesus |
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visitor User ID: 73065348 United States 05/14/2017 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2153913 Heck even the eye witnesses who actually saw Jesus walk on water weren't impressed by it. I'm sure it made an impression on them. Jesus walking on water ain't what most think it is. 2 And straightway Jesus constrained his disciples to get into a ship, and to go before him unto the other side, while he sent the multitudes away. 23 And when he had sent the multitudes away, he went up into a mountain apart to pray: and when the evening was come, he was there alone. 24 But the ship was now in the midst of the sea, tossed with waves: for the wind was contrary. 25 And in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went unto them, walking on the sea. 26 And when the disciples saw him walking on the sea, they were troubled, saying, It is a spirit; and they cried out for fear. 27 But straightway Jesus spake unto them, saying, Be of good cheer; it is I; be not afraid. 28 And Peter answered him and said, Lord, if it be thou, bid me come unto thee on the water. 29 And he said, Come. And when Peter was come down out of the ship, he walked on the water, to go to Jesus. 30 But when he saw the wind boisterous, he was afraid; and beginning to sink, he cried, saying, Lord, save me. 31 And immediately Jesus stretched forth his hand, and caught him, and said unto him, O thou of little faith, wherefore didst thou doubt? |
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