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Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use

 
Mickeyblue
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Yeah, I bought some pipes at Lowes and returned it at HomeDepot. Crazy... Bunch of dumbs shits work there.
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Pipes?
You are one of GLP's real winners, now, aren't you?
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
I've got one better than that. Many moons ago when I worked at Sears, we had a customer that returned a mattress after 18 years. It had a 20 year warranty, so we gave them money back for it!

yak
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I return daughters pants to Walmart when the crotch stinks.

Remeber that thread?
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Oh yeah. It is famous now.LOL
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chuckle I return used stuff all the time. I like the expression on customer service's face when they know it's used but they can't deny my return. They judge me like it's their father's store.
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:FHRITP:
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I'll return a watermelon too if I open it up and it's not good inside.
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I've done that. Didn't even have to bring the melon back into the store.
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I've got one better than that. Many moons ago when I worked at Sears, we had a customer that returned a mattress after 18 years. It had a 20 year warranty, so we gave them money back for it!

yak
 Quoting: chuckles45


Warrantees are hard to collect on now for mattresses. Any little stain even if it is dime sized will void the warranty. That is why mattress protectors are so important.
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
He finally realized that putting A-1 steak sauce on your balls feels and smells so much better??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63856994


Apparently...


:bbqcostco:
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


The dude at the counter, you can just tell he's a moran by the look on his face. Get a brian, Costco!
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Looks like a hottie with big mellons on the right though.
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
I've got one better than that. Many moons ago when I worked at Sears, we had a customer that returned a mattress after 18 years. It had a 20 year warranty, so we gave them money back for it!

yak
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Warrantees are hard to collect on now for mattresses. Any little stain even if it is dime sized will void the warranty. That is why mattress protectors are so important.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


So they won't take my mattress that is so stained and crusty it's like sleeping on Rice Crispies?
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
Why I wonder what happened to it

Looks beat to shit
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Nah, they can prolly polish it up and put it back on the shelf. Maybe offer 15% off or something.

tounge
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...


Apparently...


:bbqcostco:
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


So wheres the bbq (meat)? All I see is a bbq pit
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A pit is a hole in the ground. Like a fire pit.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess

Looks like a gas grill to me.
This is a what you make BBQ with
[link to www.thesmokerking.com]
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hesright
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Yes, Costco has a great return policy. MOST people do not take advantage, that I have witnessed. We have been Costco members for 10+ years. We had a TV that completely stopped working after about a year, and we returned it and got a refund. We didn't even have a receipt, they just looked it up through our membership. Then we bought another TV right there at Costco, because we knew if we had any issues, we could count on them to make it right. I would personally not return something that had worn out normally over time.

This makes me lose much faith in humanity.

Reminds me of a woman who tried to return a two year old pair of sandals with a broken strap. She had no receipt and wanted to exchange them. We were willing to exchange, but without a receipt we could only give her a credit for whatever they were currently worth. Because they were two years old on clearance, they were only worth $20. That's twenty freaking dollars that we're willing to give her for two year old used sandals. She had a fit, saying that wasn't "acceptable" because she paid $50 for them.

So basically, she just wanted to get on the "shoes for life" program, where she wears something for two years and then exchanges it for something brand new. She left pretty mad. Oh well. Pay for your shoes like everyone else.
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I work part time for a well-known designer brand. We get customers like this literally ALL THE TIME. "I was told that I can exchange my old bag for a new one?" (I get this ALL the time) or "the strap on my 5-year old outlet bag is showing some wear (well duh), can I bring it into your store for a new one?" Um no. We have good customer service and we do offer a repair service for a small fee, but no, you can't exchange your nasty old worn-out bag for a brand new one.
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chuckle I return used stuff all the time. I like the expression on customer service's face when they know it's used but they can't deny my return. They judge me like it's their father's store.
 Quoting: nahkers


FHRITP
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I'll return a watermelon too if I open it up and it's not good inside.
 Quoting: nahkers


As you should! nothing worse than buying food only to get it home and find it spoiled.
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Educate yourself before you type something stupid. I'm done here, I can't take the ignorance and stupidity any longer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55118132

so you want us to educate ourselves, then type something stupid? how is that going to help?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63817127

If a parent says to their kid "tie your shoe before you trip and fall down the stairs" it doesn't mean the parent wants the kid to fall down the stairs.
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
Yes, Costco has a great return policy. MOST people do not take advantage, that I have witnessed. We have been Costco members for 10+ years. We had a TV that completely stopped working after about a year, and we returned it and got a refund. We didn't even have a receipt, they just looked it up through our membership. Then we bought another TV right there at Costco, because we knew if we had any issues, we could count on them to make it right. I would personally not return something that had worn out normally over time.

This makes me lose much faith in humanity.

Reminds me of a woman who tried to return a two year old pair of sandals with a broken strap. She had no receipt and wanted to exchange them. We were willing to exchange, but without a receipt we could only give her a credit for whatever they were currently worth. Because they were two years old on clearance, they were only worth $20. That's twenty freaking dollars that we're willing to give her for two year old used sandals. She had a fit, saying that wasn't "acceptable" because she paid $50 for them.

So basically, she just wanted to get on the "shoes for life" program, where she wears something for two years and then exchanges it for something brand new. She left pretty mad. Oh well. Pay for your shoes like everyone else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55659520


I work part time for a well-known designer brand. We get customers like this literally ALL THE TIME. "I was told that I can exchange my old bag for a new one?" (I get this ALL the time) or "the strap on my 5-year old outlet bag is showing some wear (well duh), can I bring it into your store for a new one?" Um no. We have good customer service and we do offer a repair service for a small fee, but no, you can't exchange your nasty old worn-out bag for a brand new one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12630340


Hey well thanks for not judging!

bonghit
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...


Come one, you gotta finish the story... or at least elaborate.

Was it like a 5 gallon bucket of sauce? Is that how he still had it after 10 years?

How much was left? Inquiring minds want to know...
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


wouldn't it be a fiery thing that cooks meat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63817127


Correct.

A BBQ.

Not BBQ sauce.

Although they would probably take the sauce back too, even if it was half eaten.

I could post the picture of the BBQ being returned but it seems rather pointless... y'all get the idea, right?

Then again why not.
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Then it is not a BBQ it's a grill or smoker...
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putin


Refer to the canadian tire link
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
He finally realized that putting A-1 steak sauce on your balls feels and smells so much better??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63856994


Apparently...


:bbqcostco:
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


The dude at the counter, you can just tell he's a moran by the look on his face. Get a brian, Costco!
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Looks like a hottie with big mellons on the right though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62731608


LoL A-1 Stak sauce
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i have bought tools before at home depot and then returned them after i was done with the job. it sure beats renting them.
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dishonest!
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angryface
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
I'm gonna start returning my Ass-Wipe paper, and Kitchen Rags.
?
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ohyeah
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
I take my used clothes back all the time.

Haven't done laundry in 10 years.

resist
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He finally realized that putting A-1 steak sauce on your balls feels and smells so much better??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63856994


Apparently...


bbqcostco
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


How do you insert a photo like that?
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you gotta be a member banana8
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I've got one better than that. Many moons ago when I worked at Sears, we had a customer that returned a mattress after 18 years. It had a 20 year warranty, so we gave them money back for it!

yak
 Quoting: chuckles45


dropmouth
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
He finally realized that putting A-1 steak sauce on your balls feels and smells so much better??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63856994


Apparently...


bbqcostco
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


The dude at the counter, you can just tell he's a moran by the look on his face. Get a brian, Costco!
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Looks like a hottie with big mellons on the right though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62731608


how the fuck did I miss that... or those? cruise bounceb
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
I return daughters pants to Walmart when the crotch stinks.

Remeber that thread?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24944078


Oh yeah. It is famous now.LOL
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Move over wal mart pants. Because Stoned Goddess is in town. And her thread is better than your stinky crotch!
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
Educate yourself before you type something stupid. I'm done here, I can't take the ignorance and stupidity any longer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55118132

so you want us to educate ourselves, then type something stupid? how is that going to help?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63817127

If a parent says to their kid "tie your shoe before you trip and fall down the stairs" it doesn't mean the parent wants the kid to fall down the stairs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55118132


I thought you were done here shit stain. GTFO!

gtfo5

peace
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
I take my used clothes back all the time.

Haven't done laundry in 10 years.

resist
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We really have some brilliant minds on here.

cheers
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Re: Dude returns BBQ to Costco after 10 years of use
I've met people that do that with Walmart for a cheap vacation. Fly to Hawaii - get off plane and go to Wally World and pick up camping gear - have fun for a few weeks - return all camping gear before the end of 30 days and get money back - get on plane and return home
 Quoting: Rev Woo-Woo


Cheap bastard!
probably returns his used toilet paper too.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55118132


I want one!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55118132


I want one!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63522508

I was trying to show the "canuck" what BBQ is. I'm from the South(US) and we take BBQ very seriously here. A Canadian trying to explain to a Southerner what BBQ is, is laughable, truly laughable.
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