What is the absolute strangest thing that you have ever seen that no one else could POSSIBLY beleive?

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No one will believe this but i swear it is 100% TRUE
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i was in prison for shop-liftin in 1986 and i was in locked up with this strange guy,one example was one day while his radio was turned off,he asked me what record i liked,i told him i like Number one in the pop chart`s "star-ship,nothing`s gonna stop us now"......10 minutes later he turns the radio on and that record started at the beginin "Der der der der",i said" thats a coincidence,u askin me,then it comin on the radio".......he said "No such word as luck or coincidence,listen to the song.....so i`m singin away,and the DJ played the song right to the end of it,then after a few seconds of silence,the DJ said "that record was for paul in Beford(i was in HMP Beford).........so i go "was that u,do it again" he didn`t answer me,just winked at me,then he turned off his radio,half an hour later he turns back on the radio and the same record plays again from the beginin "Der der der der der",this time i ain`t singin along,there was an earie atmosfear.Dj played the song right to the end(normally a DJ never plays to end end of song)then DJ said"i don`t know why im sayin this but my head has gone,but that record was dead heavy(word for word)...........Dead heavy was a sayin i was usin at the time,i got it off my prison neighbour,who was tellin me how him and his mates would dig up victorian graves made of lead,and sell the scrape metal,there was about 7 of um doin it and he`s the only one left alive,the rest died of strange accidence`s.So as soon as he told me that i said DEAD HEAVY,so i kept that sayin,when fellow inmates would ask mefor a spare smoke,i would say "Dead heavy".
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Hows that for starters :)

now how could that POSSIBLY be explained? this is the kind of stuff im talking about!

This sort of post is the reason I started coming to GLP.

Love it!

I had a clock that was made by my late grandfather, I unpacked it when i moved to germany, and I was afraid to wind it because I didnt want to break it. I put it on top of my entertainment center, because it looks so pretty. Well after a couple days I was in the kitchen and I heard a chiming noise coming from the other room, I went to look and sure as shit, the clock was ticking and the hands were moved to 1200. That clock was ticking for two weeks without loosing any time and I never wound it! I think it was my grandfathers way of saying, hey you can wind the clock dont be afraid of breaking it.

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I saw a gas powered weed whacker, I guess it went diesel, it started revving and revving, and the guy running it (black guy) did something , I forget, to make it stop, then he took it off and put it on the ground cuz it was going crazy and he took off thr spark plug wire and it still ran and he looked at me with these big cue ball eyes.

Came home to find what looked like grape jelly dripping from behind an old oil painting. The painting was on an exterior wall that did not have any plumbing or wiring. It looked like someone had taken off the painting, dripped the jelly on the wall and then placed the painting back on the wall.

The purple goo had a petroleum smell and stayed sticky and rubbery for at least a week outside on a plate. We think because it happened a month after my father's passing, and the painting was one he bought, that his spirit had something to do with it.

If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. Nobody does.

....come on you, OUT with it!

ya know, I know someone who found a light bulb in his business that was filled with blue jelly like stuff,strange thing is that a light bulb is vacuum sealed and shouldnt work with anything in it, especially a liquid, well the whole room had a blue huge to it. strange shit indeed. Some sort of plasma or something?

A nick-nack flew off a dresser at me while I was walking by.
Another time a nick-nack flew off an end table while I was looking at it.

the number of wackos posting up on this forum

say what you want, but this forum is predominantly filled with truth seekers, so what were a little fucked in the head?

ok, fair enough...keep your dress on

An angel on a bus in Phoenix. No, I was not on any hallucinatory that could make me see this. It was weird, because right before I boarded this bus, I was thinking about a dream I'd had years before of angel's wings in a shoe box.

A couple of stops after me, she got on. A young woman in a blue hooded sweatshirt. She looked at me when she got on and smiled warmly at me, then turned around. That is when I saw them. Little, pure white angel's wings that protruded out of her shoulder blades. I wasn't believing what I was seeing myself.

She had on a purse that had a strap that crossed her back. This is when I started contemplating. Was those wings attached to that purse strap somehow? I pondered this with much thought. But, there was no way those could be on her as perfectly as they were if they were attached to that strap. After a few more stops, she turned around, smiled warmly again at me, and headed to the back of the bus.

Needless to say, I was dumbfounded. I sat there stunned. Thinking, "Did I really just see what I thought I saw?" We had not hit any stops, so I peeked toward the back of the bus to maybe get a glimpse again, and.........she was gone! I know without a doubt that I had seen an actual angel.

sounds like she was there on your behalf, did other see her? maybe your guardian angle or soul guide?

+1

I love GLP weirdness!

No doubt she was there on my behalf. My boyfriend at the time, was sitting right beside me and didn't see anything out of the ordinary. So, most likely, she only showed herself to me. It struck me that she actually looked into my eyes when she got on the bus and went to the back, smiling this warm smile that you just don't get from most people these days. I felt something akin to knowing her, but not knowing her, if you know what I mean. And I correlated it with the fact that I thought of that dream of angels wings right before I saw her.

definatly a guardian angel, or what others call soul guide. I wish I could meet mine like that!

I once saw a vagina.

2 big buildings on TV went into freefall.

later i found out that guy in cell was from the dark side(a bit like starwars the film light/dark)so i was approached by the light side in 1991 (i kid u not) this time i was in another prison,called littlehey,i was doin 2 and a quarter yrs for pro shopliftin.Anyway this Servant Of The Lord bumped into me literally :) and he said "i have come to this prison just to see u",i go "yer who`s after me" :),he said " you are on a path,and i feel u are bein influenced by the dark side",i said "yer some guy told me about a path and he showed me some wierde sh**,if u are who u say u are,show me a sign".He said"i will i will",once again weirde stuff was happenin,this guy i was in same prison for 2 weeks and in them 2 weeks wierde stuff was happenin,he`s a few :)
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(1)we was workin together in the prison shoe factory,and i sit next to him while i look through the sun news paper,he was standin up and workin a machine and he said to me "give me your hand"....i thinkin oh heres that sign im waitin for,if he`s gonna read my palm,any one can do that........He grabs my fingers and my palm is open,then he starts to cut across my palm,with a sharp knife he had used for cuttin shoe leather(razor sharp)He stuck the tip of the knife in my palm skin(it didn`t hurt)then he cut across my palm,and i seen the gash and the white fat under the skin,im just waitin for it to piss of blood,but it didn`t bleed,and i blinked and there was no gash just a scratch instead,so i tryed pullin the scratch apart,it didn`t part,so im shakin my head,and He said "u still don`t believe,give me your other hand" so i did and he did the same again (no pain),this time i didn`t blink and i saw the gash seal up like a zip does on clothes
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100% TRUE
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Did you check out the Mr. Rogers thread? Garden of your mind.

holy fuck. What happened to the guy?

yes I did, I posted it.

Nice.

a ufo. #serious