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Oil eating bacteria is now eating steel from the Gulf disaster

 
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i wounder if they can porgram bacteria to change a man into a woman ect! ect! hmm think about that one let the mind wounder.
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Oil eating bacteria is now eating steel from the Gulf disaster

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 Quoting: Coolhandluke74
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Corexit
reportedly also destroys Heart tissue.


Of course, you must have a Heart for this to happen.






Clean Water Act - Section 311
(A) If a discharge, or a substantial threat of a discharge,
of oil or a hazardous substance from a vessel, offshore
facility, or onshore facility is of such a size or
character as to be a substantial threat to the public
health or welfare of the United States (including but not
limited to fish, shellfish, wildlife, other natural
resources, and the public and private beaches and
shorelines of the United States), the President shall
direct all Federal, State, and private actions
to
remove the discharge or to mitigate or prevent the threat
of the discharge.


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After finding the Titanic one of the next things they discovered was the 'rust' stalagmites which they attributed to bacteria way back then.

Steel eating bacteria is not new, least ways for the Titanic.

Bacteria scooped from the wreckage of the Titanic almost 20 years ago have been confirmed as a new species in the December issue of a microbiology journal.

source: [link to news.blogs.cnn.com]

Its not exactly new, we knew it was bacteria way back then, we didn't have it classified.

mind this is samples taken 20 years ago. Unless the BP clusterfuck took place 20 years ago I seriously doubt the two places are connected.
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So then Dr. HOuse you approve of the vaccines then?
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A bacteria that can be controlled by computers? Just what exactly are they trying to do to us? Is this part of the dehumanization process or the depopulation agenda?
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Oh great. Oil eating bacteria....and then the bacteria gets into the underground reservoirs. Doesn't sound too smart to me.
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Is no-one genre savvy on this planet?!

Scientists playing God.

That always, always ends in disaster.

I am serious. Always.

Scientist 1: "Hey guys! I got a greaaat idea! Lets go out and make some sort of micro-organism based on physics we couldn't possibly fully understand and with consequences we couldn't possibly comprehend!"

Scientist 2: "Brillant idea! I know, for a starting prototype project, let's try an idea that nobody has even tested before; how about a bacteria that eats stuff! No way a bacteria that eats stuff could go wrong!"

Scientist 3: "Let's have it eat something cool... like a precious resource... like oil! There's no way a precious resource, oil eating bacteria could cause any damage that way! And there's no risk of it mutating like other bacteria and causing problems! Absolutely no way!"

Scientist 1: "Because we have a computer program that is so awesome that is written by humans and has no way of being falliable if ever that can write bateria, how about we knock out a 2 minute script for this oil eating bacteria and then just dump it straight into the ocean with government consent or a public consultation? There's blatantly no way it'd cause problems there!"

Scientist 2: "No need to test it either! Waste of time! And there's no way an oil eating bateria could mutate and turn into say... a flesh eating bateria that poisons the world's oceans and water supplies!"

Scientist 3: "Release the Sythnia!"

Scientist 1: "There is totally nothing wrong or blatantly flawed with anything we've just done!"

...Later...

Scientist 1: "There's no way we could have possibly foreseen this."

Me: *facepalm*
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Toxic COREXIT Oil Dispersant Eating Through Boats in the Gulf



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with government consent or a public consultation?
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Should be 'without'.

I mean, I don't recall being consulted. I don't think anyone does.
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Did anyone else think of the remake of the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still"? Remember those swarms of replicating steel/matter eating microbes that are unleashed on the earth at the end?




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thats exactly what i said except here we have swarms down underwater thats turning into these weird alien things uhoh
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We're fucked. It's only gonna get worse. Shit
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Oh, come on...I was just down there in Florida and everyone there swears that there is not even any more oil in the Gulf. Instead we have some kind of oil eating bacteria? Eating what oil?

(Yes, I know that the MSM down there has probably brainwashed everyone into believing that there is no more oil.)
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go eat a donut!
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Watch this video and it will put a chill down your spine...
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Fuck.... a lot of crazy shit happening, and its not just made up!
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IF THIS IS TRUE.... WE ARE TOTALLY FUCKED.

And also remember, THAT CHINA USED A SHITLOAD OF OIL EATING BACTERIAS near their coast when they had also a oil spilling last year.
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Can we have the youtube link?
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Oh, come on...I was just down there in Florida and everyone there swears that there is not even any more oil in the Gulf. Instead we have some kind of oil eating bacteria? Eating what oil?

(Yes, I know that the MSM down there has probably brainwashed everyone into believing that there is no more oil.)




go eat a donut!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211722

Nice AC, i think though by looking at her, she may have allready reached her quota on that one. Interting though the bible states that people like her would be saying everything is as it always has been. And then suddenly their distruction befalls them and God will Laugh at them in their calamity! So nice, im just gonna laugh at the dumbasses in advance of that, since he fortold of their own stupidity!
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This must be the N.W.O.'s way of population control, kill 75% of the people and use the rest for slave labor.
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So just watched the video... IT'S BULLSHIT.

Probably made by a crazy GLPer.
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thank you OP for posting this.I have been in here for days trying to get attention on this but nobody seemed to give a damn.
the information is out there google the Gulf Blue plague there are lots of videos.
Then try googling "Synthia" and see how this was created I agree the guy could have made a better presentation but that does not disqualify the facts.
I have been watching this for months now ever since that BeePee guy started talking about it.When I found out they plan to use this in the new Vaccines I almost shat myself.this is freaking insanity at its finest.

For the poster who said all Craig Ventura did was cross 2 bacterias you better look again.

Perhaps this will make it easier for you to understand


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1199451

so i read the wiki on this 'synthia'
my greatest fear has come to pass... and i knew it years ago
humans are playing god
and they have no clue what they are doing
because they don't understand this reality from a whole perspective
only a fractured minute perspective
everything is going to be fucked
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now u shall experience the full power of the dark side dark
MONSTER

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Oh, come on...I was just down there in Florida and everyone there swears that there is not even any more oil in the Gulf. Instead we have some kind of oil eating bacteria? Eating what oil?

(Yes, I know that the MSM down there has probably brainwashed everyone into believing that there is no more oil.)
 Quoting: Mother Mary

Did you just look at the Gulf while standing on the Beach? How can you say no more oil unless you were out in the Gulf trolling in a boat? or diving under water. I didnt think anyone would believe there was no more oil in the water, boy do they have you brainwashed.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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Is no-one genre savvy on this planet?!

Scientists playing God.

That always, always ends in disaster.

I am serious. Always.

Scientist 1: "Hey guys! I got a greaaat idea! Lets go out and make some sort of micro-organism based on physics we couldn't possibly fully understand and with consequences we couldn't possibly comprehend!"

Scientist 2: "Brillant idea! I know, for a starting prototype project, let's try an idea that nobody has even tested before; how about a bacteria that eats stuff! No way a bacteria that eats stuff could go wrong!"

Scientist 3: "Let's have it eat something cool... like a precious resource... like oil! There's no way a precious resource, oil eating bacteria could cause any damage that way! And there's no risk of it mutating like other bacteria and causing problems! Absolutely no way!"

Scientist 1: "Because we have a computer program that is so awesome that is written by humans and has no way of being falliable if ever that can write bateria, how about we knock out a 2 minute script for this oil eating bacteria and then just dump it straight into the ocean with government consent or a public consultation? There's blatantly no way it'd cause problems there!"

Scientist 2: "No need to test it either! Waste of time! And there's no way an oil eating bateria could mutate and turn into say... a flesh eating bateria that poisons the world's oceans and water supplies!"

Scientist 3: "Release the Sythnia!"

Scientist 1: "There is totally nothing wrong or blatantly flawed with anything we've just done!"

...Later...

Scientist 1: "There's no way we could have possibly foreseen this."

Me: *facepalm*
 Quoting: Joshua Flynn 1215771

Nice Joshua!,
Love it when people actually get it.

A not to the rest of you who might believe there is a GOD who knows the future.
I posted earlier revelations 16 verse 3:
And the second angel poured out his (VIAL)upon the sea? I dont know about y'all but it sounds like a lil something out of a labratory almost?
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Talk about knocking the bottom out of the shipping industry....
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If they think they can control it by programing it, like the movie Jurassic Park the siencetist says" hummm life finds a way". Which tells you really no lifeform can be controlled.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

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now u shall experience the full power of the dark side dark
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Yes indeed! COME ON PEOPLE! We arent just tlking about the distruction of the oil wells in the gulf or the sores people are getting, or the core exit eating away at the hulls of boats, or the fish dieing, or the gulf stream fucking everything up. Or intelligent oil effecting the weather patterns. They want this damging shit made into a vaccination you will have to take at their command for the safety of life on earth!! Wake up and talk about the most important step they are about to take to shut you all up?

Kind reminds me of the song by whats there name? The red hot chili peppers? Im not sure but the verse in the song goes "What i got i gotta get it put it in ya!"
These fucking lost creeps are all in it together.
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Watch this video and it will put a chill down your spine...
 Quoting: Coolhandluke74


vid doesn't play
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now u shall experience the full power of the dark side dark

Yes indeed! COME ON PEOPLE! We arent just tlking about the distruction of the oil wells in the gulf or the sores people are getting, or the core exit eating away at the hulls of boats, or the fish dieing, or the gulf stream fucking everything up. Or intelligent oil effecting the weather patterns. They want this damging shit made into a vaccination you will have to take at their command for the safety of life on earth!! Wake up and talk about the most important step they are about to take to shut you all up?

Kind reminds me of the song by whats there name? The red hot chili peppers? Im not sure but the verse in the song goes "What i got i gotta get it put it in ya!"
These fucking lost creeps are all in it together.
 Quoting: saved 1204590

not if anything to say about it i have yoda p.s. i pray for our humanity....
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A not to the rest of you who might believe there is a GOD who knows the future.
I posted earlier revelations 16 verse 3:
And the second angel poured out his (VIAL)upon the sea? I dont know about y'all but it sounds like a lil something out of a labratory almost?
 Quoting: saved 1204590


What bible you using? I can only find bowl.

Fail?
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when people actually get it.
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Should be
if people actually get it.
 Quoting: saved 1204590

I mean, you look through human history...

...and you facepalm.

You look through modern-day conventions...

...and you facepalm.

You look at science research projects...

...and you facepalm.

You look at the morality today...

...annnnd you facepalm.

You look at weapons and their development...

...Facepalm.

People's long-term thinking?

Facepalm.

People's common sense?

Facepalm.

People's basic reasoning abilities?

Facepalm.

People's logic?

Double facepalm.

And now, oil-eating, synthetic bacteria that was untested and unapproved, dumped into the biggest, most powerful, world-wide moving water system without even a second thought or doubt?

Facepalm.

Facepalm.
Facepalm.
Facepalm.
Facepalm.
Facepalm.
Facepalm.
Facepalm.

I close with a statement. A code statement.

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
bool Fail = true;
while(Fail){printf("Facepalm.\n");}
return 0;
}
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A not to the rest of you who might believe there is a GOD who knows the future.
I posted earlier revelations 16 verse 3:
And the second angel poured out his (VIAL)upon the sea? I dont know about y'all but it sounds like a lil something out of a labratory almost?


What bible you using? I can only find bowl.

Fail?
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nope, he got it right.

[link to www.blueletterbible.org]
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Is it not mentioned in Revelations that the sea turned to blood (chlorophyll dying off), and all the fish died. Maybe the Bacteria is eating EVERYTHING IN THE WATER...

That is a highly possible scenario because did they have the foresite to make the bacteria differeniate between fish oil (in the fish's skin) and well oil - from a oil wellhead?

I highly doubt this bacteria can make this distinction. The BP Oil lying on the bottom of the ocean will make the bacteria multiply enough that depending on how long it can stay dormant and ride the currents of water - it should kill any mammal or fish in the water that presents a eating target for the bacteria.
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