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Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?

 
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OMG!

How could I forget Rodney!

cheers
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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This guy...... :Gordon Bro:

Who is it?

sorry!




Gordan Brown ,,Pud he as everyone laughing ,,,,with his jokes his support team are very funny to.............
 Quoting: Freeman of the land

Okay, I'll have to check him out on YouTube.

Thanks!
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Tim Conway
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Jack Benny...understated, impecable timing, and the schtick of belittling himself as a tightwad--timeless.
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Jack Benny...understated, impecable timing, and the schtick of belittling himself as a tightwad--timeless.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979

Is Jack Benny the one that said "take my wife, please"?

that's guy's funny!
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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What was the name of British silence comedy show ??

Funny as hell !!
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I'm going to go with Lenny Bruce.
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For this site and its topics, I still say Bill Hicks.
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Bob Hope

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Bob Hope was great.

I'm not old enough to remember very well live, but I've seen his reruns with myh dad over the years.

He was very clever, and funny.
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. .

Yes he was.
He wrote much of his own material, and his delivery was superb.

And then there was Jack Benny ... another of the best.

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Does anyone else like Dane Cook?
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
After Carlin, Robin Williams and Steve Martin.
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After Carlin, Robin Williams and Steve Martin.
 Quoting: crazycanuck 807970

I'm not a big Robin williams fan, but LOVE Steve Martin!

That guy is hilarious!
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Greatest of all time...no question is George Carlin.

Chris Rock is pretty funny to.

hf
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Jack Benny...understated, impecable timing, and the schtick of belittling himself as a tightwad--timeless.

Is Jack Benny the one that said "take my wife, please"?

that's guy's funny!
 Quoting: pud

That was Rodney Dangerfield said that!
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After Carlin, Robin Williams and Steve Martin.

I'm not a big Robin williams fan, but LOVE Steve Martin!

That guy is hilarious!
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Get the DVD Robin Williams live at the Met, one of the funniest things I've ever seen, it's from the '80's - he does a bit about Reagan as a Disney anamatronic figure that had me rolling on the floor, with tears streaming down my face, one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
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Jack Benny...understated, impecable timing, and the schtick of belittling himself as a tightwad--timeless.

Is Jack Benny the one that said "take my wife, please"?

that's guy's funny!

That was Rodney Dangerfield said that!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979

Really?

I thought it was an old timer from the 50s/60s that said it? No?

I really don't remember Rodney using that line...hmm.
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Jack Benny...understated, impecable timing, and the schtick of belittling himself as a tightwad--timeless.

Is Jack Benny the one that said "take my wife, please"?

that's guy's funny!

That was Rodney Dangerfield said that!
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No, it was Henny Youngman
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I miss George Carlin...he's one of my all time favorites, and probably one of the most socially aware, clever comedians ever.

I think I'll go with Carlin.

you?
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Yep, will have to agree! Ditto!
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After Carlin, Robin Williams and Steve Martin.

I'm not a big Robin williams fan, but LOVE Steve Martin!

That guy is hilarious!


Get the DVD Robin Williams live at the Met, one of the funniest things I've ever seen, it's from the '80's - he does a bit about Reagan as a Disney anamatronic figure that had me rolling on the floor, with tears streaming down my face, one of the funniest things I've ever seen!
 Quoting: crazycanuck 807970

I'll definitely look for it!

Thanks!

hf
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Jack Benny...understated, impecable timing, and the schtick of belittling himself as a tightwad--timeless.

Is Jack Benny the one that said "take my wife, please"?

that's guy's funny!

That was Rodney Dangerfield said that!

No, it was Henny Youngman
 Quoting: crazycanuck 807970

Oh, heck..that's him!

Thanks crazycanuck! I was racking my brain trying to figure it out!
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Bill Hicks
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it's like asking the best guitarist.

i loved the sweetness of benny hill.

the insanity of the marx brothers.

the sarcasm of W.C. fields.
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THE ABSOLUTELY FUNNIEST THING I've ever seen was a really really old Letterman show, where he wore a Velcro suit and jumped at a fabric wall, and he just stuck there. I laughed for at least three weeks and just thinking about it gives me a chuckle. I've looked for it on YouTube but it isn't there....
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Eddie Murphy live.

No one can even come close to being as hilarious as he is. Just hearing him laugh makes me laugh.
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What was the name of British silence comedy show ??

Funny as hell !!
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Benny Hill !!
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THE ABSOLUTELY FUNNIEST THING I've ever seen was a really really old Letterman show, where he wore a Velcro suit and jumped at a fabric wall, and he just stuck there. I laughed for at least three weeks and just thinking about it gives me a chuckle. I've looked for it on YouTube but it isn't there....
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Yes it is.
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What was the name of British silence comedy show ??

Funny as hell !!



Benny Hill !!
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My mom used to ground me for sneaking downstaris and watching Benny Hill past my bedtime when I was a pre-teen kid.

Benny Hill was very beneficial in giving me nice..uh..visuals in my head during puberty! lol
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Tie between Robin Williams and George Carlin. Genius minds... Both of them.
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
These three always made me laugh;

1. George Carlin

2. Richard Pryor

3. Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Richard Pryor
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