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Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
I miss George Carlin...he's one of my all time favorites, and probably one of the most socially aware, clever comedians ever.

I think I'll go with Carlin.

you?
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Gordan Brown and his merry man ,,they make me laugh all week ,,,,
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Gallagher!

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Bush ??
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Gallagher!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 538386

I never understood the appeal of Gallagher!

The most unfunny man ever!

In fact, I think Carrot Top is funnier!

Last Edited by NewSocks on 12/05/2009 03:53 PM
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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The most unfunny man ever!
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Clearly you've never seen Carrot Top perform!
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The most unfunny man ever!

Clearly you've never seen Carrot Top perform!
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LOL! Whoa! Look at what I edited my post with at the same time you made this post!!
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Focker Gaylord at Smithsonian Museum :D
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This guy...... :Gordon Bro:
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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What an original thread. I bet nobody will say Carlin, Prior, etc. Not boring at all.
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This guy...... :Gordon Bro:
 Quoting: *Jentle*

Who is it?

sorry!
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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I miss George Carlin...he's one of my all time favorites, and probably one of the most socially aware, clever comedians ever.

I think I'll go with Carlin.

you?
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i saw carlin live a few years ago, it was fucking hilarious
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What an original thread. I bet nobody will say Carlin, Prior, etc. Not boring at all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789728

Never heard of Prior...but Pryor was also funny as heck!

Wanna go to a comedy club and get some drinks with us tonight?

cheers
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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I miss George Carlin...he's one of my all time favorites, and probably one of the most socially aware, clever comedians ever.

I think I'll go with Carlin.

you?


i saw carlin live a few years ago, it was fucking hilarious
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman

That's awesome!

I never had the chance to him...always thought I'd get the opportunity. verysad
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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What an original thread. I bet nobody will say Carlin, Prior, etc. Not boring at all.

Never heard of Prior...but Pryor was also funny as heck!

Wanna go to a comedy club and get some drinks with us tonight?

cheers
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Yea pud, ill bring my wife you bring yours.......oh wait......all you have is a cat.
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What an original thread. I bet nobody will say Carlin, Prior, etc. Not boring at all.

Never heard of Prior...but Pryor was also funny as heck!

Wanna go to a comedy club and get some drinks with us tonight?

cheers



Yea pud, ill bring my wife you bring yours.......oh wait......all you have is a cat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789728

2 cats!!

But anyway, the drinks will be on me, k?

BTW, does your wife have a cute single sister or friend?

afro
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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On a serious note....I know they don't qualify as stand-up comedians, but the Monty Python crew were brilliant!
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I vote for Pud, his attempts at wooing said girl were hilarious
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George Carlin. He got it. He was outside the box but still able to convey what goes on to people still inside the box. Using humor! That's talent!
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Red Skelton. He was such a gentle soul. I still enjoy watching his shows and specials on DVD. One of my all time favorites is "Red Skelton's Christmas Dinner."

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I'll go with the boring cliche answer of Carlin too. Really liked what he had to say about conpiracy theorys/ists
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This guy...... :Gordon Bro:

Who is it?

sorry!
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Gordan Brown ,,Pud he as everyone laughing ,,,,with his jokes his support team are very funny to.............
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Bob Hope



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Bob Hope was great.

I'm not old enough to remember very well live, but I've seen his reruns with myh dad over the years.

He was very clever, and funny.
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]





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