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Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?

 
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Bob Hope



. . .

Bob Hope was great.

I'm not old enough to remember very well live, but I've seen his reruns with myh dad over the years.

He was very clever, and funny.
 Quoting: pud

without a doubt one of the greatest Americans that ever lived and ya know Bob Hope HATED to fly but he entertained our troops where ever they were and he did it all of his life

God bless Bob Hope and may he always rest in peace.
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Bob Hope



. . .

Bob Hope was great.

I'm not old enough to remember very well live, but I've seen his reruns with myh dad over the years.

He was very clever, and funny.

without a doubt one of the greatest Americans that ever lived and ya know Bob Hope HATED to fly but he entertained our troops where ever they were and he did it all of his life

God bless Bob Hope and may he always rest in peace.
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hf
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle
[liveleak]<table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href=' [link to www.comedycentral.com] Show</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'></td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href=' [link to www.comedycentral.com] - Clayton Bigsby</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href=' [link to www.comedycentral.com] valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src=' [link to media.mtvnservices.com] width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='dont_use_this=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href=' [link to shop.comedycentral.com] Chappelle's Show DVDs</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href=' [link to www.comedycentral.com] Comedy</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href=' [link to www.comedycentral.com] Hollywood Story</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>


i love chapelle...wish he would get back on the scene...you can't blame him for buggin' out...peace bro'..

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 374095

Did Chapelle end up moving to Africa? What the heck happened to him?
Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!

Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!

Who Will Jesus Damn?


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

PRAISE!

Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected]
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
For old time comedians, I like George Burns.

But for telling it like it is: Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White and Jeff Foxworthy

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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Soupy Sales
Carol Burnett
Vicki Lawrence
Harvey Korman
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Benny Hill!
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Jim Carry
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Billy Connolly -particulary love Billys mom vs the priest - and the coat

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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
JOHN BELUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
I would have to honestly say it would have to be among a few..
Groucho
Johnathan Winters
Robin Williams
Richard Pryer
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Tim Conway
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Hey! Tim Conway was a personal friend of mine in high school. This is not funny.
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Robin Williams live om broadway cracks me uppp



also delirious is hysterical

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Facts are stubborn things;
and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Bill Hicks
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
eddie murphy raw/delerious
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Richard Pryor
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Eddie Murphy
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Dave Chappelle (My personal favorite)
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eddie murphy raw/delerious
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YES!
Facts are stubborn things;
and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
george carlin, sam kinison, and bill hicks each take turns ruling the spirit world in 8 hour shifts each, chris farley and john belushi are the security guards, they all get their weed in the alley out back from mitch hedberg
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
CLEARLY PAUL HARRIS IN BRANSON, MO.IF YOU EVER GO TO BRANSON ,TRY TO SEE HIM.HE IS A GOOD OLD COUNTRY BOY.
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Henny Youngman did the "Take my wife.... PLEASE!" joke.


Have to go with Jack Benny being the greatest comedian of all time, Greatest comedy duo Laurel & Hardy; most innovative Ernie Kovacs.
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Re: Who's the Greatest Comedian of All Time?
Bob Hope



. . .

Bob Hope was great.

I'm not old enough to remember very well live, but I've seen his reruns with myh dad over the years.

He was very clever, and funny.
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Ew gee sorry to pop your bubble about Bob Hope. In all the Mind controlled books written, i.e Brice Taylor:
[link to www.whale.to] Bob was a handler of mind controlled sex slaves, as was other privileged characters.

I would put Carlin at #1, Pud.
I would also add, ( forgive my age ) Jonathan Winters, Bob Newhart, Peter Falk, Robin Williams, and Lucille Ball.
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