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I am never buying bananas again
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83544156 United Kingdom 08/15/2022 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again Long story short, kill the fruit flies with mini kitchen roll wet balls. Fun for all the family. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80781216 Jeez, that is funny! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78502919 I suck the fuckers up with a Hetty Hoover… It’s the only way to be sure.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83544156 United Kingdom 08/15/2022 09:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again Little red-eyeballed bastards, they are. Can’t even enjoy a glass of wine without one of them taking a dip. Since we’re not allowed guns in the UK, Hetty the Hoover is my best weapon.
Pistis Sophia of the 13th Aeon User ID: 80472187 United States 08/15/2022 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again Even when ripe they don’t have any banana taste like they used to. Something changed. Quoting: 936432979 Much like the rest of the world, pretty much everything is FAKE, GAY and TOXIC now. "Honey, I’m the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80783041 United States 08/15/2022 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again When you buy bananas they are greener than hell. They have to sit on the counter top about 4 days before they're ripe enough to eat. At about 5 or 6 days, the fruit flies hatch (obviously the bananas come pre infected with fruit fly eggs. So before the bananas are gone, my kitchen is buzzing with fucking fruit flies. Sick of it. Bananas aint worth it. Fuck bananas Quoting: Fuck Bananas 84019744 MAKE BANANA BREAD. WITH TOASTED WALNUTS AND RAISINS. IT KEEPS FOREVER IN THE FREEZER.
Agent 99 User ID: 77082640 United States 08/15/2022 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again Yeah it sure seems like fruit fly gnats are a biological weapon this year. TONS of them.
BRIEF User ID: 79662918 United States 08/15/2022 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again Full of sugar, shouldn't be eating them anyway Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82970577 Not all sugars are the same... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.
Trained Noticer Forum Moderator User ID: 80558422 United States 08/15/2022 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again When you buy bananas they are greener than hell. They have to sit on the counter top about 4 days before they're ripe enough to eat. At about 5 or 6 days, the fruit flies hatch (obviously the bananas come pre infected with fruit fly eggs. So before the bananas are gone, my kitchen is buzzing with fucking fruit flies. Sick of it. Bananas aint worth it. Fuck bananas Quoting: Fuck Bananas 84019744 Maybe you have eskimo dna. They hate bananas, and all tropical fruit. Whale blubber. That's where it's at. Try you some whale blubber. If you like it, that explains that. I think Calvin Coolidge said that. For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83544156 United Kingdom 08/15/2022 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again Yeah it sure seems like fruit fly gnats are a biological weapon this year. TONS of them. Quoting: Agent 99 I cannot stand the annoying little fuckwits. There was a time, when I sympathised… I’m having a glass of wine, they want a little sip of wine… fair enough. But now- it’s WAR. When I discovered that they have red eyeballs, it was game over man. Game over.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84020748 South Africa 08/15/2022 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again Bet your not into avos either Quoting: Fractals Love them! The modern world and it's people are amazing, though. A few little flies and the world is hell, and God forbid we should have to wait for anything at all. :banana4: :laugh1:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34577285 United States 08/15/2022 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again try plantains? lol probably even worse.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 71375307 United States 08/15/2022 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again Everything is rotting. Everything.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68944402 United States 08/15/2022 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I am never buying bananas again The bananas I'm finding are all ripe. If I wait a couple days to eat them, they would be over ripe. What I do is slice them all into discs and lay them one layer deep in a gallon size ziploc bag and freeze them. Then I take out the amount that would equal one banana each day and add it to my protein drink. Gives it the consistency of a milk shake. Best of all, zero fruit flies. Now apples are another issue. They are always under ripe, and the ones I've been finding are super tiny, almost the size of a crab apple. Let's face it. The stores are getting near the bottom of their resources (sources). Pretty soon there will be no apples or bananas. I'm freezing both in advance of that day. Also get freeze dried and dehydrated fruits and veggies. I suspect they will be hard to come by before long.
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