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Louis in Richmond
That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 75684752 United States 03/19/2021 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. Where's my damned vegeta?!?!?!? https://imgur.com/3RXvGIz Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/19/2021 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. ... Quoting: chasity The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out. dont open nor eat the canned. canned food makes me not feel so great. you will hate it. and do not sleep in the same room with him if he eats them? We sleep in separate rooms but only so we can have good night sleep. We are both used to sleeping alone and don't like to share. Even when we did share a bed we both had our own blankets. Fuck snuggling with socialist commies that like canned beans. Communist beans?!?! Making sammiches great again! |
Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/19/2021 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. ... Quoting: chasity The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out. so are Yugoslavian men dicks like that cos my great grandpa was Yugoslavian but he was old and nice so.. wtf.? I will complain with you. My husband's dick is actually kinda special, he has a holy dick, he was born with aposthia. Back in the days they would have called him a God. Generally I think they are all assholes in their own special way. I don't know any good dick except for my husband. I wouldn't take a million dollars for my "prepuce". One word I will never use in my erotic fiction. Lol Making sammiches great again! |
Louis in Richmond
That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 75684752 United States 03/19/2021 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. ... Quoting: rewind so are Yugoslavian men dicks like that cos my great grandpa was Yugoslavian but he was old and nice so.. wtf.? I will complain with you. My husband's dick is actually kinda special, he has a holy dick, he was born with aposthia. Back in the days they would have called him a God. Generally I think they are all assholes in their own special way. I don't know any good dick except for my husband. I wouldn't take a million dollars for my "prepuce". One word I will never use in my erotic fiction. Lol I got in trouble in fifth grade English class because of Robin Hood. The teacher had us reading from the novel by Howard Pyle and I had a question about one of the lines so I asked her "What does it mean to "tear leather"?" She asked what I meant so I said this paragraph says that "Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off." She sent me to the principal's office. Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/19/2021 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. ... Quoting: chasity My husband's dick is actually kinda special, he has a holy dick, he was born with aposthia. Back in the days they would have called him a God. Generally I think they are all assholes in their own special way. I don't know any good dick except for my husband. I wouldn't take a million dollars for my "prepuce". One word I will never use in my erotic fiction. Lol I got in trouble in fifth grade English class because of Robin Hood. The teacher had us reading from the novel by Howard Pyle and I had a question about one of the lines so I asked her "What does it mean to "tear leather"?" She asked what I meant so I said this paragraph says that "Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off." She sent me to the principal's office. Making sammiches great again! |
Fossy
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LittleMe
I don’t want flowers when I die… User ID: 79983911 United States 03/19/2021 11:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. We go to the international market and he see's this canned green bean stew and goes nutz, "oh boranija boraniaja" has has to buy 2 of them. Quoting: chasity https://imgur.com/a/CA3C1UV I'm thinking wtf, I make this stew and he never fucking eats mine. So I made it again tonight, in the slow cooker so I can eat it for breakfast. He still hasn't touched his can shit. So I called him and told him, "Oh boraniaja boraniaja! I'm making it tonight". He said "so, your's isn't made in Yugoslavia, I don't like it". :( This is the before picture of mine. OK I know it's way better on stove top but I want it ready first thing in the morning. It's the way it's supposed to be made except I put extra meat in mine. https://imgur.com/a/hLiCJkl So my husband has officially gone full retard with my cooking. Your ho made stew a thousand times... Ewww... don’t like canned food. |
LittleMe
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chasity
(OP) User ID: 77360012 United States 03/20/2021 07:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. ... Quoting: chasity My husband's dick is actually kinda special, he has a holy dick, he was born with aposthia. Back in the days they would have called him a God. Generally I think they are all assholes in their own special way. I don't know any good dick except for my husband. I wouldn't take a million dollars for my "prepuce". One word I will never use in my erotic fiction. Lol I got in trouble in fifth grade English class because of Robin Hood. The teacher had us reading from the novel by Howard Pyle and I had a question about one of the lines so I asked her "What does it mean to "tear leather"?" She asked what I meant so I said this paragraph says that "Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off." She sent me to the principal's office. grass fed sardines |
chasity
(OP) User ID: 77360012 United States 03/20/2021 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. The stew is officially done and ready to go down for breakfast! https://imgur.com/a/iIRRcrc grass fed sardines |
Justme C'est Moi
User ID: 80059579 United States 03/20/2021 08:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. This is as close as I get to "Risotto" https://imgur.com/a/ziWqz4n mmmmm. General Tso's cat. :) Last Edited by JustmeTX on 03/20/2021 08:04 AM Justme |
TheFool
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StellaBlue
User ID: 4104364 United States 03/20/2021 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. Who eats beans for breakfast, besides cowboys? Unless "going down for breakfast" has another meaning...? I'm so confused It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man. -Psalm 118:8 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper. -Isaiah 54:17 If I disappear from this forum, aliens didn't take me- Jesus did! Give your heart to him today! |
PinkOrchid
User ID: 80075475 Australia 03/20/2021 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. Has he always been like that with your cooking? Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
chasity
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chasity
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chasity
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Wake up men
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Fossy
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Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/20/2021 11:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. |
Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/20/2021 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. Who eats beans for breakfast, besides cowboys? Quoting: StellaBlue Unless "going down for breakfast" has another meaning...? I'm so confused lol going down means I'm about to eat it and it's going down to my belly! Get it in that belly. So many words look one way and sound another... Eh Stellablue??? LOLOL!! Teasing you chicky!!!!!! With love Last Edited by Fossy on 03/20/2021 11:08 PM Making sammiches great again! |
Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/20/2021 11:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. Who eats beans for breakfast, besides cowboys? Unless "going down for breakfast" has another meaning...? I'm so confused It's the last day of a highly specialized diet/cleanse she's been on. Those are celebration beans!!! Making sammiches great again! |
JF Priest
User ID: 47017325 United States 03/20/2021 11:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. There is a really good Chinese place about 5mi from me.If I am in the mood that is where I go. Since Covid (In Pa) a lot of restaurants have closed. This place is now take out only. There is a sign in the front apologizing for the price increases of their menu items. (Sadly they also cut the portions).Their General Tso's is done in such a way there is very little batter on the chicken. (Love the taste). My Sister woke me up at 8am today with a 6 egg, American cheese, red pepper, onion, and bacon omelet. English muffin on the side and OJ. I thought of this thread and wondered if there should be pics taken..Maybe next time. It Only Hurts If You Care... |
JF Priest
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Fossy
User ID: 79516540 United States 03/20/2021 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. There is a really good Chinese place about 5mi from me.If I am in the mood that is where I go. Since Covid (In Pa) a lot of restaurants have closed. This place is now take out only. There is a sign in the front apologizing for the price increases of their menu items. (Sadly they also cut the portions).Their General Tso's is done in such a way there is very little batter on the chicken. (Love the taste). My Sister woke me up at 8am today with a 6 egg, American cheese, red pepper, onion, and bacon omelet. English muffin on the side and OJ. I thought of this thread and wondered if there should be pics taken..Maybe next time. The only chinese place in our town closed too, they had the best string beans. Now I will have to learn how to make these sauces. The chicken part is easy, and the shrimp etc... It's the sauce and I can't make a decent fried rice to save my life. I will learn. Keep trying eh? I now know to make the rice a day in advance so we'll see if that helps. food pics Yes, you should post next time. Last Edited by Fossy on 03/20/2021 11:56 PM Making sammiches great again! |
JF Priest
User ID: 47017325 United States 03/21/2021 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. There is a really good Chinese place about 5mi from me.If I am in the mood that is where I go. Since Covid (In Pa) a lot of restaurants have closed. This place is now take out only. There is a sign in the front apologizing for the price increases of their menu items. (Sadly they also cut the portions).Their General Tso's is done in such a way there is very little batter on the chicken. (Love the taste). My Sister woke me up at 8am today with a 6 egg, American cheese, red pepper, onion, and bacon omelet. English muffin on the side and OJ. I thought of this thread and wondered if there should be pics taken..Maybe next time. The only chinese place in our town closed too, they had the best string beans. Now I will have to learn how to make these sauces. The chicken part is easy, and the shrimp etc... It's the sauce and I can't make a decent fried rice to save my life. I will learn. Keep trying eh? I now know to make the rice a day in advance so we'll see if that helps. food pics Yes, you should post next time. This Chef says do not use day old rice. I have seen recipe's saying use day old. I will try fresh It Only Hurts If You Care... |
Sigma Doka
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Sigma Doka
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Sigma Doka
User ID: 80121882 United Kingdom 03/21/2021 12:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full. Lets be honest. The worlds best rice would use better eggs. There would be chefs that fly some eggs over or make sure the hen has just laid a decent organic egg. Not being an asshole. Just saying even if it were the best rice in the world. Someone could then make the worlds best rice. Just by using an egg that dosent look like its been caged from birth. |