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I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.

 
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I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
POLL: which would you rather eat?
 Chasity's ho made green bean stew
 canned green beans
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We go to the international market and he see's this canned green bean stew and goes nutz, "oh boranija boraniaja" has has to buy 2 of them.

https://imgur.com/a/CA3C1UV


I'm thinking wtf, I make this stew and he never fucking eats mine. So I made it again tonight, in the slow cooker so I can eat it for breakfast. He still hasn't touched his can shit. So I called him and told him, "Oh boraniaja boraniaja! I'm making it tonight". He said "so, your's isn't made in Yugoslavia, I don't like it".


:(

This is the before picture of mine. OK I know it's way better on stove top but I want it ready first thing in the morning. It's the way it's supposed to be made except I put extra meat in mine.

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So my husband has officially gone full retard with my cooking.

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more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?

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more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?
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The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out.
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I don't like green beans, but if I had to choose then homemade any day over canned.
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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?
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The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out.
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so are Yugoslavian men dicks like that cos my great grandpa was Yugoslavian but he was old and nice so.. wtf.?

I will complain with you.
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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?
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The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out.
 Quoting: chasity


dont open nor eat the canned. canned food makes me not feel so great. you will hate it. and do not sleep in the same room with him if he eats them?
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I will listen.....
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Rule #2. When in doubt see Rule #1.

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I guarantee your ho beans are better. Onion?
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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?
 Quoting: last one


The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out.
 Quoting: chasity


so are Yugoslavian men dicks like that cos my great grandpa was Yugoslavian but he was old and nice so.. wtf.?

I will complain with you.
 Quoting: rewind


My husband's dick is actually kinda special, he has a holy dick, he was born with aposthia. Back in the days they would have called him a God.

Generally I think they are all assholes in their own special way. I don't know any good dick except for my husband.
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https://imgur.com/zBeW1MN

Rule #1. Men Like Meat..
Rule #2. When in doubt see Rule #1.
 Quoting: JF Priest


True. I’m making white wine risotto and it is freakin fab. No meat though so no one will even try it. Screw them lol it’s all mine!!!
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Your husband needs a new wife.
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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
I guarantee your ho beans are better. Onion?
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No, the crock pot was getting too full but on stove top I would fry the onion first then sear the meat a bit then add water and beans, tomatoes, and peppers. I like green peppers so it's not spicy but I do season with sweet paprika.
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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?
 Quoting: last one


The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out.
 Quoting: chasity


so are Yugoslavian men dicks like that cos my great grandpa was Yugoslavian but he was old and nice so.. wtf.?

I will complain with you.
 Quoting: rewind


My husband's dick is actually kinda special, he has a holy dick, he was born with aposthia. Back in the days they would have called him a God.

Generally I think they are all assholes in their own special way. I don't know any good dick except for my husband.
 Quoting: chasity


well that isnt going as i planned? rof

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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?
 Quoting: last one


The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out.
 Quoting: chasity


dont open nor eat the canned. canned food makes me not feel so great. you will hate it. and do not sleep in the same room with him if he eats them?
 Quoting: rewind


We sleep in separate rooms but only so we can have good night sleep. We are both used to sleeping alone and don't like to share. Even when we did share a bed we both had our own blankets. Fuck snuggling with socialist commies that like canned beans.
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Your husband needs a new wife.
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so i thought ac posting was back on?
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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?
 Quoting: last one


The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out.
 Quoting: chasity


dont open nor eat the canned. canned food makes me not feel so great. you will hate it. and do not sleep in the same room with him if he eats them?
 Quoting: rewind


We sleep in separate rooms but only so we can have good night sleep. We are both used to sleeping alone and don't like to share. Even when we did share a bed we both had our own blankets. Fuck snuggling with socialist commies that like canned beans.
 Quoting: chasity


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I’m not sure where this is going at this point but Chasity mad.
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Rule #1. Men Like Meat..
Rule #2. When in doubt see Rule #1.
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Your husband needs a new wife.
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You know nothing Jon Snow barkface. chuckle
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Rule #1. Men Like Meat..
Rule #2. When in doubt see Rule #1.
 Quoting: JF Priest


True. I’m making white wine risotto and it is freakin fab. No meat though so no one will even try it. Screw them lol it’s all mine!!!
 Quoting: Fossy


I love noodles like that! good cold too! hf
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Your husband needs a new wife.
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so i thought ac posting was back on?
 Quoting: rewind


sure looks like it!
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Your husband needs a new wife.
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You know nothing Jon Snow barkface. chuckle
 Quoting: Fossy


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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
more meat is always better, and his beans are yellow. WTF?
 Quoting: last one


The yellow ones are wax beans? Could just be shitty socialist colors for photography too. I'm not opening the can to find out.
 Quoting: chasity


dont open nor eat the canned. canned food makes me not feel so great. you will hate it. and do not sleep in the same room with him if he eats them?
 Quoting: rewind


We sleep in separate rooms but only so we can have good night sleep. We are both used to sleeping alone and don't like to share. Even when we did share a bed we both had our own blankets. Fuck snuggling with socialist commies that like canned beans.
 Quoting: chasity


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Your husband needs a new wife.
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so i thought ac posting was back on?
 Quoting: rewind


sure looks like it!
 Quoting: chasity


well then why did the fuck face sign to troll us?
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https://imgur.com/zBeW1MN

Rule #1. Men Like Meat..
Rule #2. When in doubt see Rule #1.
 Quoting: JF Priest


True. I’m making white wine risotto and it is freakin fab. No meat though so no one will even try it. Screw them lol it’s all mine!!!
 Quoting: Fossy


Very True..Last weekend I was asked to try Risotto..
Best way to put it..I politely declined.
I can cook..But I am extremely Picky about what I eat..
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I’m not sure where this is going at this point but Chasity mad.
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jay where is he! let us at him. we will settle his commie ass down :)
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Re: I don't like to talk about how retarded my husband is but tonight you all are getting and ear full.
I’m not sure where this is going at this point but Chasity mad.
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jay where is he! let us at him. we will settle his commie ass down :)
 Quoting: rewind


He won't be home until midnight. I made sure to put it on slow so it won't even be ready because get this...

HE ASKED ME TO BUY HIM KFC, A WHOLE BUCKET SO HE CAN EAT IT WHEN HE GET'S HOME.

He can eat his commie beans and capitalist chicken for all I care!

:lmchas:
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I’m not sure where this is going at this point but Chasity mad.
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jay where is he! let us at him. we will settle his commie ass down :)
 Quoting: rewind


He won't be home until midnight. I made sure to put it on slow so it won't even be ready because get this...

HE ASKED ME TO BUY HIM KFC, A WHOLE BUCKET SO HE CAN EAT IT WHEN HE GET'S HOME.

He can eat his commie beans and capitalist chicken for all I care!

:lmchas:
 Quoting: chasity


btchzla
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I don't like green beans, but if I had to choose then homemade any day over canned.
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https://imgur.com/zBeW1MN

Rule #1. Men Like Meat..
Rule #2. When in doubt see Rule #1.
 Quoting: JF Priest


True. I’m making white wine risotto and it is freakin fab. No meat though so no one will even try it. Screw them lol it’s all mine!!!
 Quoting: Fossy


Very True..Last weekend I was asked to try Risotto..
Best way to put it..I politely declined.
I can cook..But I am extremely Picky about what I eat..
https://imgur.com/wO3BBbL

 Quoting: JF Priest


Is that your butt in the picture?
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