THE 7th Annual "Saint Patrick's Day CAPTION CONTEST" -- (prizes closed) WOW! 6 (SIX) Free 1-month GLP membership UPGRADES!

whoo hooo ... I'll bring you back some cabbage and corned beef soup .. I'll edit out the Irish coffee

I like that...says a great deal!

How about this one:


"First...It was I had to wear a mask...Then
it was "stay 6 feet apart." When they came
for our THUMBS (so we couldn't down-vote Biden
on Facebook posts) THAT was when I put my foot down!"

Thumbs...Who can live without them?


The Oracle's Cookie

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You've heard of elf on a shelf. How about Pug and a Mug.

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Here's one from me:


"I've NEVER seen the "Irish roll-over, for anything Floyd
...But when they cancelled the NEW YORK St. Patrick's Parade
because of Covid...I knew it was the end of the world."


The Oracle's Cookie

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Welcome to Snout n Stout Beer Co.

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The 23 & Me test says I'm related to Irish wolves, so I've got that goin' for me. But frankly it's hard to see it. Pretty sure it's these little legs.  What kind of evolutionary riddle creates 2 inch legs designed for parade walks? Sure, I'm a good boy today, every dog has his day. 

"Does this beer look green to you? Sure does not look green to me."

There ya go! I was raised believing I'm 1/2 Irish on my
maternal side. I need to get that 23 and me DNA test to
be sure!


The Oracle's Cookie

Happy to! :beer:

You know it's going to be a rough St. Patrick's Day when the guinness your drinking is bigger than your head.

I luv pinching poodles

Damn you social distancing!

I can't caption in a G rating scenario so I'll leave it alone!

Blame society!

I never put on a fake smile for others to get off on.

Nice Celtic sweater, shall I add to my cart?

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I know a vampire named Cassidy who has a friend who is a Preacher. He will be here in a short to give me several dog’s years and a biscuit.

Eye Mate, Ware's Me Green Beer? This Shade May Be Unity But It Taint Green.

I demand a Green Pint Free in Reparations for starters.

Drink Up Lads and Lasses and Transees!

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Wheres my fucking pot of gold?!?!

"Keep 'em comin' Mac. Some lady named Karen just tried to ruin my St. Paddy's Day."

"OK, then...before we begin you best tell me where your fire hydrant is"

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Many easy on the budget ways to celebrate St. Paddy's Day including crafts for kids. (Make a Leprecaun catcher, only need to buy green paper.)

I bet you I can drink this whole thing for a bag of treats

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Irish joke,
Q: What did St Patrick say as he drove the Snakes out of Ireland?

A: "Are yeas alright in the back there lads?"

Just want to make it clear...

Now THAT is cute! lol!


O's Cookie

As McPuggums became a little more "tipsy"...his
thoughts turned to those past...forbidden loves that
were NOT to be...


(Takes another sip of beer...) He thought of "Muffy"
...that "forbidden love" he loved most but whose affections
he knew would ruin his reputation and he could only love from afar.
He closed his eyes and remembered her darling voice saying:


"...Hey McPuggins...YOU GOT ANY TUNA WITH THAT BEER?"


The Oracle's Cookie

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I have to admit that I "borrowed" the McPuggums pic
and the GIF of Jack Nicholson swishing his glass from
year's past St. Patrick's Day contests...but I still
think they inspire the funniest captions.

Here is the one with the Jack Nicholson gif...if
you need more ideas:

Thread: A St.Patrick's Day Contest! Caption this Gif of Jack Nicholson Discussing "Something" w/his Bartender! Win GLP Up-grade!

Have fun with it!


The Oracle's Cookie

Here's my favorite from that earlier thread:


And so I said to Trump, "Why the long face"?...

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