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THE 7th Annual "Saint Patrick's Day CAPTION CONTEST" -- (prizes closed) WOW! 6 (SIX) Free 1-month GLP membership UPGRADES!

 
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This thread rocks!

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Welcome to Snout n Stout Beer Co.


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 Quoting: DERAIL




lmao . Say that 3 times in a row!...LOL

bigthumb


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My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
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Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
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Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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God bless America!

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Call me a Leprechaun again and ye'll be TASTIN' that rainbow, me lad!
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI



chuckle


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My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
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Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
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Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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God bless America!

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If I can drink this pint and still see me shadow, summer arrives six weeks early.
 Quoting: SpongeNuts




LOL - I thought of Groundhogs Day too.


Great minds baby!


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My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
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Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
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Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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God bless America!

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IRISHpubPUG

I find this entire charade to be rather repugnant.
 Quoting: SpongeNuts




giggle


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My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
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Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
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Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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God bless America!

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Best O' Luck to All!

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"...Alright Jack, you won the bet fair and square. But I’m not going to drink my own piss.”
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it's a pug's life

pug

puglife
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Lloyd : “Will you be drinking the hair of the dog that bit you again?”

Jack : “Not a chance, Lloyd. The *bitch leaves me high and dry every time.”

* not an obscenity *
"To thine own self be true"
~~William Shakespeare

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No rats allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hesrightcatfilenailskittyflip0ffbundy-0k0k
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Best O' Luck to All!

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:loveyou:
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Best O' Luck to All!

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loveyou
 Quoting: pool


St.Pats Smiley:FlowerSmiley:
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This thread rocks!

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 Quoting: NOLAangel


YES!...

Wonderful caption entries! Keep going!

Thread is OPEN FOR ENTRIES thru 2:00 A.M. E.S.T. this
morning (or 3-18-2021) for all the late party-people!

Thanks for all your support everyone!

ANYONE WHO WISHES TO CHIME-IN WITH ANOTHER GLP UPGRADE
PLEASE P.M. ME SO THAT I AM SURE TO SEE IT! TY!


St. Pats Music

cheers
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it's a pug's life

pug

puglife
 Quoting: Naunet


WONDERFUL!

Those are some good looking kids, there!

cheers
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Joke of the Day,

What's a 7-course Irish dinner?

Boiled potato and a 6-pack.
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There once was a pudgy little pug
Who drank Guinness from a frosted mug
One final sip
Pushed him over the tip
and he peed all over your rug

 Quoting: Penance Due


lol That's great !

sun
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I love "limericks!"

Did anyone see the limerick thread a week ago
or so that had everyone make a limerick about
Fauci? Lord, THAT WAS FUNNY! If you can shoot me
the link I would appreciate it. I made one but
I can't remember how it went!

There once was a Green pug named "Fauci"
who wished to rule from the White "House-y"
...But...the best he could do
was to VACCINATE you...
and ran BACK TO HIS HOLE like a mouse-y

Did you guys see THIS...UGH>>>
Thread: Dr. Fauci hopes to be able to vaccinate children as young as 6-months by the beginning of 2022

There...I made another one!

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ANOTHER GLP UPGRADE ADDED TONIGHT TAKES US UP TO (6) SIX!!

Thanks to NOLAngel will now upgrade 3 lucky winners!

Will be a difficult choice, you guys...so please mention
your FAVORITES in the thread before we close at 2:00 A.M.
in the morning!

THANK YOU NOLAngel!!

WATY

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ANOTHER GLP UPGRADE ADDED TONIGHT TAKES US UP TO (6) SIX!!

Thanks to NOLAngel will now upgrade 3 lucky winners!

Will be a difficult choice, you guys...so please mention
your FAVORITES in the thread before we close at 2:00 A.M.
in the morning!

THANK YOU NOLAngel!!

WATY

cheers
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No problem, just paying forward the kindness that was shown to me during my contests. hugs

Best of luck to all. HappySt.Pats

Edited to add: O's Cookies, please pick the winners and let me know who you pick for me.

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clover

IRISHpubPUG

this frosts me lucky charms
it's tragically delicious

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So my cousin Major bites one Secret Service guy and we haven’t seen him since.

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Irish Joke:
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are dose? asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.

“Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.

“Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything.


Murphy goes to confession
Murphy goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.

And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.

He hears a priest come in. “Father, forgive I think its been a while since I’ve been to confession and to be sure I must say that the confessional box is much better than it used to be.

The priest replies, “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side!”



Irish jokes “The Italian Lawyer”:

The Italian man on a plan Irish joke

An Italian lawyer and an Irishman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that Irishmen are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily…So the lawyer asks if the Irishman would like to play a fun game.

The Irishman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The Italian lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.

I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only €5.00 then you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you €500.00, he says.

This catches the Irishman’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the Moon?’

The Irishman doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five euro note and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the Irishman’s turn.
He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on Google.

He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After over an hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes up the Irishman and hands him €500.00.

The Irishman pockets the €500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes the Irishman up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’

The Irishman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00 and goes back to sleep.

Don’t mess with the Irish!


An elderly woman in a bank:
bank of Ireland - Irish joke

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000’.

The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’

The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you $10,000 that your testicles are square.’

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’

‘Certainly’, replied the president. ‘I bet you $10,000 that my testicles are not square.’

‘Done’, the elderly woman answered. ‘But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 ‘ clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.’

‘No problem’, said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at the president’s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $10,000 bet made the day before that the president’s testicles were square

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. ‘Of course’, said the president. ‘Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.’

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, ‘Oh, it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o’clock this morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Ireland’
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I want rustlers, cut throats....

Mugs, pugs, thugs...


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Der are deep tings in da world - complex tings an issues an da loike.


For example.


Are ya ready now boys.



Da ting is dat oim not a boxer - and yet still oi am a oim a pugilist an royt now dis is on moi pugilist so tink about dat a minute whoile i have moi point a da black stuff now will ya
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Der are deep tings in da world - complex tings an issues an da loike.


For example.


Are ya ready now boys.



Da ting is dat oim not a boxer - and yet still oi am a oim a pugilist an royt now dis is on moi pugilist so tink about dat a minute whoile i have moi point a da black stuff now will ya
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian




Playz dont be gettin out da banhammer now. Oim just havin me point and sortin out da world and tinkin about tings and havin a bit of a relaxation period.


Oim not aiming to be going to no pugatory just yet okay now boys.
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Der are deep tings in da world - complex tings an issues an da loike.


For example.


Are ya ready now boys.



Da ting is dat oim not a boxer - and yet still oi am a oim a pugilist an royt now dis is on moi pugilist so tink about dat a minute whoile i have moi point a da black stuff now will ya
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian




Playz dont be gettin out da banhammer now. Oim just havin me point and sortin out da world and tinkin about tings and havin a bit of a relaxation period.


Oim not aiming to be going to no pugatory just yet okay now boys.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian




Ya see oi was wondrin loike. Would there be any one of yous craicheads would mind liftin me point a bit an tippin it down me troat for me? If its not askin too much now.
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Good entries y'all!

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Der are deep tings in da world - complex tings an issues an da loike.


For example.


Are ya ready now boys.



Da ting is dat oim not a boxer - and yet still oi am a oim a pugilist an royt now dis is on moi pugilist so tink about dat a minute whoile i have moi point a da black stuff now will ya
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian




Playz dont be gettin out da banhammer now. Oim just havin me point and sortin out da world and tinkin about tings and havin a bit of a relaxation period.


Oim not aiming to be going to no pugatory just yet okay now boys.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian




Roight now. And so to business. I was talkin to Paddy and we were settin the world to roights and he wanted to know what i tought about da borders - should we have borders or no borders or not and dat kind of a ting. I asked Paddy who would round up da sheep widout da borders and he agrayd it was agood point. Maybe dey want all da sheep roamin free. i dont knaw ya knaw.




Oive never been a fan of strong borders after the toime I was down on the Macmannus farm... Oive never walked the same.
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Let's make St. Patrick's Day a 4-day Holiday this year!
Green Beer for everyone!

cheers
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Tease the Lepercaun they said...
It will be hilarious they said..
He will enjoy the Joke they said...

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I may not qualify for the contest...
But the Irish in me could not help it.

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What do you mean I look like your ex?
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