I Ate a Tub of Salsa Tonight and The Safety Seal Was Totally Compromised. Not Dead Yet.

Bacteria is my bitch.

Oh Skip ..

Awesome.

lets hope you dont wake up feeling sick.

The rest of you dummies should eat chips and salsa under your masks. It will get very messy but you will be super safe.

I keep waking up.... Mind blowing to me....

Is there such a thing as tonsil gonorrhea?

Tommy Chong is so pissed off with my antics....

I had 2 cans of expired canned corn. Still good here

they don't grow in acid salsa...

I would eat canned corn with butter, pepper and salt until I died... What expiration date???!!!

That's why I am the champion.

I had to throw some salsa out because of the island of mold growing in my salsa.

I feel bad for your colon

One was sept 2019 the other was July 2019 lol salt, pepper, butter it’s good to go! lol

as it would be if the cans were still air tight.

I ate lentils I accidentally opened thinking they were small red beans beans I wanted in my chili... canned at home 2014. I always on that stuff boil at least 10 minutes just in case... first time I made chili with lentils... not bad actually except lentils disintegrate as you cook them more.. so no joy in chewing beans.

I mix rooster sauce with my salsa.

If the eggs float, you must aquit.

I'm drunk.

I feel bad for the inside of your toilet bowl, and the bottom of your toilet seat. You know what I’m talking about.

At least this isn't a Trump, Biden moron thread...

Dry butt hole heaves and general cramping...

You gotta know how much and it isn't all that bad.

The "Hell" level is the one with sulphur smells because that's the shit world we currently exist in.

All beasts on Earth have one mark alike. We are all carbon based life forms. Carbon has 6 electrons, 6 protons, and 6 neutrons. That is the mark of all beasts... and our shit smells of sulfur. Figure it out. Life in Hell.

Our punishment isn't going to hell, it's continuing in hell.

And you thought I was just drunk....

Drink plenty of water.

You're fine. It's good for you. Depending on how many beers you had.

I once took a huge swig out of a milk carton where the milk had pretty much turned into a combination of cottage cheese and rancid water. I almost got into a car wreck over the gag reflex. But I survived and didn't even barf. You are probably ok.

That's called ranch dressing.