I Ate a Tub of Salsa Tonight and The Safety Seal Was Totally Compromised. Not Dead Yet.

That's what I'm talking about... American exceptionalism right here gents.

Get Some!

Not frettin' over some woosie 'expiration date' or the possibility that someone might have spit in there (with the Covid)- ESPECIALLY considering those recent reports of illegal Mexican immigrants, who are in fact spitting in opened salsa containers in Trump-supporter rich areas... some courage right here!



(just kidding about the Mexican spit- )