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Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s a “Honey Baked” ham. Whatever the fuck that is. . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
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McDonald Trunalimunumaprzure
User ID: 78950953 United States 11/26/2020 02:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.jamonprive.us (secure)] Butthurt? Click 'Add to Ignore List' under my username Si vis pacem, para bellum VACCINES ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF COINCIDENCES 'Your user name here makes me want to punch you in the fucking face, you sick fucking diseased cunt' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8100888 |
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Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right??! . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
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Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The day I find one of those in my house, her credit cards get shredded and I remove her off the bank accounts. . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
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Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You ought to see her “shoe room”. Imelda Marcos would envy her. . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
McDonald Trunalimunumaprzure
User ID: 78950953 United States 11/26/2020 02:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The day I find one of those in my house, her credit cards get shredded and I remove her off the bank accounts. . [link to www.costco.com (secure)] Butthurt? Click 'Add to Ignore List' under my username Si vis pacem, para bellum VACCINES ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF COINCIDENCES 'Your user name here makes me want to punch you in the fucking face, you sick fucking diseased cunt' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8100888 |
Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree. I’m not stingy or cheap. But damn, bro! $87 for a HALF of a ham..??! It’s a fucking PIG! . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | . Yup, that’s legal grounds for a divorce right there. . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
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Lester User ID: 79652156 United States 11/26/2020 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Honey-Baked Hams are THE BEST spiral cut hams out there. Really up-scale item which is always perfectly cut and cooked. They're ready-to-go and often a center-piece at the holiday buffet table. I knew what you had when you cited price and half-ham size. Your wife is one helluva gal... Don't ruin everyone's Thanksgiving by being a piker. A full size Virginia Ham probably would cost more, then you have to cook it for hours after soaking it 24hrs to remove the brine flavor. The good ones come wrapped in a muslin bag. Cooking one right is a real art and unless you have a double or triple oven kitchen it's very hard to serve the ham and all sides so everything is just out of the oven warm. Got a real pro kitchen? Not the stupid marble or granite top counters, but the real deal with several ovens baking and prep counters and storage for all the gear? Of course you don't. Your wife is a treasure you surely don't deserve... It's a wonderful time to be with your family and enjoy a fine meal. Why fuck it up getting resentful over a few bucks? |
Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I agree. I’m not stingy or cheap. But damn, bro! $87 for a HALF of a ham..??! It’s a fucking PIG! . I look at it like how much better could it actually be. It makes a turd in the end. I don’t like ham. I don’t eat it. But I admit this Honey Baked ham is pretty amazing. Nonetheless.... it’s a PIG! I can’t believe she spent damn near $100 for some PIG! . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You’re right. ...she’s been gone a while. “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i didnt read all details but ill bet its aged.probably melt in your mouth tender. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73738737 way out of my league. give me some little smokey sausages and im happy.drenched in bbq sauce. Bro, there’s something to be said for living a simple life. . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79688076 Canada 11/26/2020 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I’m in the middle of cooking but had to post this. Quoting: Zovalex In addition to a turkey, my wife bought a ham. ...a HALF of a ham. I removed it from the fridge, set it in the counter, and peeled the gold foil back. I generally don’t like pork, but I tried a small piece. It was very good. As I turned it, I notice the label and almost had a coronary: [link to imgur.com (secure)] ”FUCK ME!” I exclaimed. Very loudly. My daughter jumped at my outburst. “What’s wrong, Dad?!” ”$87 fucking dollars, THAT’s what’s wrong!” $87 for a HAM!! Not even a whole ham. It’s a HALF a ham! My wife’s at the store picking up a couple small items we forgot. ....wait till she gets home. I’m taking that $87 out on her ass tonight. . . ...as you were. . on her ass? fuck that id be laying back on the bed watching her go down and she'd be taking it in tonight why do any work its her dumb ass stupid cunt move make her pay off that stupidity with a throat fuckin... |
Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Honey-Baked Hams are THE BEST spiral cut hams out there. Quoting: Lester 79652156 Really up-scale item which is always perfectly cut and cooked. They're ready-to-go and often a center-piece at the holiday buffet table. I knew what you had when you cited price and half-ham size. Your wife is one helluva gal... Don't ruin everyone's Thanksgiving by being a piker. A full size Virginia Ham probably would cost more, then you have to cook it for hours after soaking it 24hrs to remove the brine flavor. The good ones come wrapped in a muslin bag. Cooking one right is a real art and unless you have a double or triple oven kitchen it's very hard to serve the ham and all sides so everything is just out of the oven warm. Got a real pro kitchen? Not the stupid marble or granite top counters, but the real deal with several ovens baking and prep counters and storage for all the gear? Of course you don't. Your wife is a treasure you surely don't deserve... It's a wonderful time to be with your family and enjoy a fine meal. Why fuck it up getting resentful over a few bucks? ^^^^^ WISDOM ^^^^^ You’re right. You’re absolutely right. She’s an amazing woman. Amazing in every way. And you’re right that I DON’T deserve her. I’ve known that for 22 years now. ....yeah, it’s just a few bucks. The Universe has been very favorable to me this year, so I shouldn’t be upset. But it’s not the $87 I’m pissed at. It’s money I’d piss away going out to dinner for an hour, whereas this is a full day family dinner. I’m just pissed that she spent $87 on HAM. It’s like paying $25 for a hamburger, ya know? Anyway, I need to get back to work. Thanks for your post. GLP needs more people like you. . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
Fastrac5
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Jacqueline
User ID: 79688417 United States 11/26/2020 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A "Honey Baked Ham" Company ham is the best! I order a 1/4 ham every year, and even though they are expensive, you can't get better! No fussing with cooking, you can eat it cold, in sandwiches and all kinds of recipes. I even save the bone for a big pot of soup in the dead of winter! You should love that woman, she only wants the best for her family, and these hams go a long way! JTR |
Lester User ID: 79652156 United States 11/26/2020 02:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Great American Thanksgiving Meal is never better than served in The Deep South... A fine turkey, none of this water-solution injected crap, of at least 24lbs. A full-size Virginia Ham, Shrimp Cocktails if The Gulf is nearby, an assortment of yummy salads with at least one being gelatin with Bing Cherries, Bean casserol, Brocoli Hollandaise, Cauliflower with mild chedar sauce, Corn Bread dressing with and without pork sausage, more pies than you can count, almost forgot the Mashed Potatoes and Candied Yams, Sweet Potato Pie and Pecan Pie for sure along with Pumpkin and Apple. Possibly a Venison Roast if the man of the house is a hunter; and why wouldn't he be? None of this Yankee crap like white bread dressing and hurry up let's eat so we can get to bar... It's really a damn shame when you have to go with gramma to the country club; cause then there's no leftovers, but they do put on a fine spread. Nice to eat in the big private diningroom with all the extended family and cousins... The quality of life and its madcap daily pace is just that much slower down South... Memories of so many fine people raised with fine manners and sensibilities. Nouveau Riche need not apply... |
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Zovalex
(OP) User ID: 77432258 United States 11/26/2020 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A "Honey Baked Ham" Company ham is the best! I order a 1/4 ham every year, and even though they are expensive, you can't get better! No fussing with cooking, you can eat it cold, in sandwiches and all kinds of recipes. I even save the bone for a big pot of soup in the dead of winter! Quoting: Jacqueline You should love that woman, she only wants the best for her family, and these hams go a long way! I’ve been visiting a local jeweler and looking for a Christmas gift for her. . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
Irredeemable
Living in a dream User ID: 53661430 United States 11/26/2020 02:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HOLY FUCKING TITS I mean, I bet it's delicious, but that's just a bit more than I'd be willing to pay for a ham. Shit, I wouldn't even want to pay half that. I'd be better off getting a couple pigs and fattening them, butchering them, and making my own ham. We are eternal... All this pain is an illusion |