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To Shave or Not to Shave...

 
beeches

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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Be a Rebel, Shave and don't were a mask.
 Quoting: Lupe_Ate_My_Taco's


Masks are for pussies.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula



Surgeons wear masks
Dialysis technicians wear masks when the central line is exposed.

if you are wearing a mask because you are healthy, but do not wish to pass any germs on to a patient, you cannot have a beard


a soul patch may be permitted.
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Servant-of-the-LORD

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03/07/2020 04:17 PM
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Masks are for pussies.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Those are called maxi pads.
 Quoting: Weyoun


Hahaha
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


maximask
 Quoting: ~Jazz~



5 Muttley post!!!

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long duck dong
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03/07/2020 04:17 PM
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Pets....the pets need shaving.
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03/07/2020 04:19 PM
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Beards are dirty, even under the healthiest of conditions. All that snot running out of your nose gets smeared into your mustache.

But what of dreadlocks? How are they kept clean and sterile? They are dirty and filled with dead skin cells, skin oils and all the dirt they collect on an ordinary day. Imagine the tantrum when dreads are declared unsafe for any public workers. Muh raysis!
Servant-of-the-LORD

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03/07/2020 04:19 PM
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A man never shaves.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


only poor people and muslims have beards in 2020!
 Quoting: Q33


iamwith

Myself and others LIKE having a beard.

bonghit
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Servant-of-the-LORD

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03/07/2020 04:20 PM
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Beards are dirty, even under the healthiest of conditions. All that snot running out of your nose gets smeared into your mustache.

But what of dreadlocks? How are they kept clean and sterile? They are dirty and filled with dead skin cells, skin oils and all the dirt they collect on an ordinary day. Imagine the tantrum when dreads are declared unsafe for any public workers. Muh raysis!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55611245


ONLY if you don't BLOW your nose.


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03/07/2020 04:21 PM
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A man never shaves.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


only poor people and muslims have beards in 2020!
 Quoting: Q33


iamwith

Myself and others LIKE having a beard.

bonghit
 Quoting: Servant-of-the-LORD


If the person behind you coughs on your head, you'll need to go home and shave your dome bald to clean it up.

Even the native American Indians knew that body hair was dirty and plucked it out.
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03/07/2020 04:23 PM
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shave the queen
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03/07/2020 04:26 PM
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Keep in mind, if you happen to get sick enough that you need to be in the hospital with breathing support, the beard will likely have to go so a bipap mask can get a good seal.
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03/07/2020 04:37 PM
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A man never shaves.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


only poor people and muslims have beards in 2020!
 Quoting: Q33


iamwith

Myself and others LIKE having a beard.

bonghit
 Quoting: Servant-of-the-LORD


its all good man i am just sayin lol
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03/07/2020 04:40 PM
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Shave the night before.

A freshly shaved face is basically open micro-wounds leaving you vulnerable to infection.
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03/07/2020 04:48 PM
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A man never shaves.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


only poor people and muslims have beards in 2020!
 Quoting: Q33


iamwith

Myself and others LIKE having a beard.

bonghit
 Quoting: Servant-of-the-LORD


Some chicks dig beards on a man too
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03/07/2020 04:49 PM
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I just shaved my face and balls. Bring it on, China!
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03/07/2020 04:51 PM
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Let those nostril hairs grow, though.

Sorry, ladies. Safety first.

5a
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03/07/2020 05:03 PM
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The nurses in China are cutting their hair off because hair is a sponge for Coronavirus.

I cut my hair yesterday, and I'm staying clean shaven.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78458193


Are you wearing a mask and goggles everywhere? Pretty much shaved for nothing if you aren't.
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03/07/2020 05:04 PM
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Be a Rebel, Shave and don't were a mask.
 Quoting: Lupe_Ate_My_Taco's


First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Be a Rebel, Shave and don't were a mask.
 Quoting: Lupe_Ate_My_Taco's


Another illiterate idiot who can't spell wear. Dont you dumb shits ever pick up a fucking dictionary once in awhile or was fucking around in school the norm for you dingbats?
Anonymous Coward
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03/07/2020 05:10 PM
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Men shave your tomatoes
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03/07/2020 05:12 PM
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I feel bad for people who think of the government as their daddy.
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03/07/2020 05:13 PM
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A man never shaves.
 Quoting: ~THE IRANIAN~


only poor people and muslims have beards in 2020!
 Quoting: Q33


Beards are one of the ways we differentiate men from women.

Shaving and growing long hair is a step away from wearing a dress.
ET SF

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03/07/2020 05:15 PM

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Use masks and use them properly. There is no shortage.
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles in it.
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03/07/2020 05:21 PM
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A GLP Classic

Thread: IT'S ABOUT TO START...SHAVE YOUR LOVED ONES WHILE You CAN
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03/07/2020 05:25 PM
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Be a Rebel, Shave and don't were a mask.
 Quoting: Lupe_Ate_My_Taco's


First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Be a Rebel, Shave and don't were a mask.
 Quoting: Lupe_Ate_My_Taco's


Another illiterate idiot who can't spell wear. Dont you dumb shits ever pick up a fucking dictionary once in awhile or was fucking around in school the norm for you dingbats?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4439329


I luv peeple lyke yurself who wait 4 sumone to make won spellinn errorr befo’ u attac attack atactk.
Abiogenesis-FSB

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03/07/2020 05:42 PM

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Maters IN.

Shave us all.
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03/07/2020 05:43 PM
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Shave yourself and your family for God's sake!
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03/07/2020 05:52 PM

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You must shave your family first, at all costs.
 Quoting: Your Crazy Mom


We knew one day that phrase would come in handy. A time traveler told us so.

chuckle
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03/07/2020 06:01 PM
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I've strongly considered it, OP. It should provide a more secure fit for facemasks but on the other hand you will have tiny cuts on your face from shaving that the virus can get into. My mask seems to be tight enough that most of the air goes through the filter. One thing you can do is put a shitload of wax in your beard but it will ruin your face mask.
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03/07/2020 06:01 PM
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If your going to wear the mask you need googles too!
 Quoting: Q33


and gown and shoe booties. Don't forget the procedure to take your contaminated clothing off and have a decontamination shower area. Better yet no body goes out or comes in, period.
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03/07/2020 06:08 PM
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Why are you back under this name as a mod all of a sudden?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66231836


Where you been? I've been back to Acula for 2 years now.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


So you transitioned? And then un-transitioned?

Dude, that is like ultra super Uber mega woke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78579366


I opened my pineal glad and activated my third eye. Ask your mom.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


But have you been getting 5 minutes of sunshine on your perineum daily?
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03/07/2020 06:18 PM
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You must shave your family first, at all costs.
 Quoting: Your Crazy Mom


We knew one day that phrase would come in handy. A time traveler told us so.

chuckle
 Quoting: @MoonPie


You must shave your family first, at all costs.
 Quoting: Your Crazy Mom


We knew one day that phrase would come in handy. A time traveler told us so.

chuckle
 Quoting: @MoonPie


I can't even express how grateful I am for this acknowledgement. Love ya dude!
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03/07/2020 06:18 PM

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You must shave your family first, at all costs.
 Quoting: Your Crazy Mom


We knew one day that phrase would come in handy. A time traveler told us so.

chuckle
 Quoting: @MoonPie


You must shave your family first, at all costs.
 Quoting: Your Crazy Mom


We knew one day that phrase would come in handy. A time traveler told us so.

chuckle
 Quoting: @MoonPie


I can't even express how grateful I am for this acknowledgement. Love ya dude!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78402820


hf
“Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.” — Albert Einstein.

"Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does" — Janis Ian





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