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To Shave or Not to Shave...

 
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Thread: Everybody with a beard should be forced to shave - at a gunpoint if necessary


Lazy fucks don't shave.

Eliminate them just because they are a fucking drain on society too lazy to appear neat.

IN BEFORE A LAZY SACK OF SHIT CLAIMS IT IS MANLY WHEN EVERY DOUCHEBAG MILLENNIAL WITH A MAN BUN HAS A BEARD
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75110578

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66231836


Can’t grow one? Lol

Do you need someone to talk about it with?
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I don't know about you but it was getting to be a jungle down there. If I can't shave my balls then the CDC can suck my balls.
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They believed the lie before there was ever a lie to believe in.
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We need these people running every aspect of our healthcare! Lol
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Thread: Everybody with a beard should be forced to shave - at a gunpoint if necessary


Lazy fucks don't shave.

Eliminate them just because they are a fucking drain on society too lazy to appear neat.

IN BEFORE A LAZY SACK OF SHIT CLAIMS IT IS MANLY WHEN EVERY DOUCHEBAG MILLENNIAL WITH A MAN BUN HAS A BEARD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75110578

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75110578

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66231836


Can’t grow one? Lol

Do you need someone to talk about it with?
 Quoting: Clean shaven 75769735


He needs some string cheese and a juice box.
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The nurses in China are cutting their hair off because hair is a sponge for Coronavirus.

I cut my hair yesterday, and I'm staying clean shaven.


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Good point Dr!
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03/07/2020 02:24 PM
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facial hair is an integral part of the male biome and immune system. And it keeps your neck wam.
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The nurses in China are cutting their hair off because hair is a sponge for Coronavirus.

I cut my hair yesterday, and I'm staying clean shaven.


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Like that will help.

Desperate people will do anything I suppose.

If it's close enough to get in your hair... you're fucked.
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03/07/2020 02:26 PM
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facial hair is an integral part of the male biome and immune system. And it keeps your neck wam.
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Shirley the godz were mis taken.

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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Why are you back under this name as a mod all of a sudden?
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Where you been? I've been back to Acula for 2 years now.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


So you transitioned? And then un-transitioned?

Dude, that is like ultra super Uber mega woke!
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In all seriousness though, I'm a painter and unless your beard is very thick you wouldn't have to worry about shaving. People with goatees and such would be fine. If you're worried either tighten the straps or perform a positive/negative test. But this of course is for respirators with cartridges. I can tell you without a doubt that those disposable fiber masks would be useless. If they don't trust painters enough to paint with them don't bet your ass on surviving an outbreak with one.
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03/07/2020 02:28 PM
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The masks don't seal anyway. The rubber ones seal. Also the masks don't prevent you catching the virus. Also, there are no fucking masks.
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Rubber ones are on the way.
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Why are you back under this name as a mod all of a sudden?
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Where you been? I've been back to Acula for 2 years now.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


So you transitioned? And then un-transitioned?

Dude, that is like ultra super Uber mega woke!
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I opened my pineal glad and activated my third eye. Ask your mom.
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The masks don't seal anyway. The rubber ones seal. Also the masks don't prevent you catching the virus. Also, there are no fucking masks.
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Rubber ones are on the way.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Not to mention they breathe infinitely better. You will feel like you're suffocating having to wear one of those all day. Screw that.
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Best to shave your asshole and ball sack.
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The masks don't seal anyway. The rubber ones seal. Also the masks don't prevent you catching the virus. Also, there are no fucking masks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71124074


Rubber ones are on the way.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Not to mention they breathe infinitely better. You will feel like you're suffocating having to wear one of those all day. Screw that.
 Quoting: Death Dealer


Don't need to wear it all day, just when I need to.
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Be a Rebel, Shave and don't were a mask.
 Quoting: Lupe_Ate_My_Taco's


Masks are for pussies.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Those are called maxi pads.
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Be a Rebel, Shave and don't were a mask.
 Quoting: Lupe_Ate_My_Taco's


Masks are for pussies.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Those are called maxi pads.
 Quoting: Weyoun


Hahaha
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The masks don't seal anyway. The rubber ones seal. Also the masks don't prevent you catching the virus. Also, there are no fucking masks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71124074


You need at minimum the half-face kind that seals over your face with a rubber seal like an athletic cup.
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Excellent Thread Dr. Acula

Maybe this is the real reason;


Their face recognition programs are failing to identify men with beards,hm..

A glitch in that software???
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03/07/2020 02:39 PM
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I heard it can be transferred by feces so I just shaved my asshole
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Im not shaving my beard just because some pube-chins cant grow one in full.
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What about Muslims?

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Will Saudis require shaving and masks for the Hadj?
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I heard it can be transferred by feces so I just shaved my asshole
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Not gonna help if you still do the nasty buttsex.
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The masks don't seal anyway. The rubber ones seal. Also the masks don't prevent you catching the virus. Also, there are no fucking masks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71124074


Rubber ones are on the way.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Not to mention they breathe infinitely better. You will feel like you're suffocating having to wear one of those all day. Screw that.
 Quoting: Death Dealer


Don't need to wear it all day, just when I need to.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


I agree. I'm saying the respirator with rubber seals are more breathable than disposables.
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First the CDC tells men to shave their beards because masks can't get a proper seal and they can be exposed to Corona... Now they say masks are useless and not to wear them. People still trust the government to guide them. Stupid fucks.
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Excellent Thread Dr. Acula

Maybe this is the real reason;


Their face recognition programs are failing to identify men with beards,hm..

A glitch in that software???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45537470


I wouldn't discount that theory one bit.
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Masks are not a perfect fix, but they help. My beard will be going away, when it becomes obvious that I need a mask.
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Masks are not a perfect fix, but they help. My beard will be going away, when it becomes obvious that I need a mask.
 Quoting: Epic Beard Guy


Wow, Epic Bear Guy!


Ok, if Epic Beard Guy shaving doesn't mean doom, I don't know what does.

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