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TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 01:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Choose image 1, or image 2 (or both) from the original post, and provide a caption. No limit to how many you submit. GOOD LUCK! AND HAVE FUN WITH IT! (WARNING: These threads may be addictive, however you may join "CAPTIONS ANONYMOUS" a 12-step program to help you get your life back AFTER CREATING CAPTIONS.) O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/25/2019 01:35 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That was meant to be my caption!! Did you think it was directed at you? Sorry 'bout that! Did I sound like I thought it was personal, Hairy? I have been called that...my Finish heritage seems to like to add a little "insulation" now and then! lol! It comes in handy when falling down stairs...or when the temps dip below zero...So I can't complain! No...very fun captions--KEEP GOING! Merry Christmas! "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
Éireann
User ID: 73050092 Ireland 12/25/2019 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good one, Cosmic! Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 02:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Hurley (from T.V. Series "LOST") and his cat wishing you a Merry Christmas this year!" O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
Jake
User ID: 77849624 United States 12/25/2019 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All I had for dinner was the Impossible whopper! Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
Éireann
User ID: 73050092 Ireland 12/25/2019 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... and now I'm a girl kitty :) Eireann~ I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20 |
The Wizzard of Ahs!
User ID: 78281731 United States 12/25/2019 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It’s going to take more than them to keep me out of the pie. Last Edited by The Wizzard of Ahs! on 12/25/2019 02:21 PM |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 02:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As I sit here, Christmas morning, scrolling through all these wonderful captions and smiling...A PIECE OF PIE sits next to my computer--"Christmas breakfast!" You must be a psychic caption writer, kiddo! Great job!...and very cute idea for your caption! Good Luck! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | JUST A "PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:" Any other GLP member with a generous Christmas Spirit this year who wishes to ADD ANOTHER UPGRADE TO THE CAPTION CONTEST POT...PLEASE PM ME! We had more than 3 really great captions for this Christmas contest...So please "chip-in" if you can! MAKE SOMEONE'S CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY HAPPY THIS YEAR! Thanks for your time. TheOracle'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
cosmicgypsy
User ID: 74619032 United States 12/25/2019 03:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That was meant to be my caption!! Did you think it was directed at you? Sorry 'bout that! Naw, it a was sickly attempt at being funny....dang this flu. Merry Christmas, lovey..... Last Edited by cosmicgypsy on 12/25/2019 03:55 PM You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
Pinkorchid- Covfefe
User ID: 78280411 Australia 12/25/2019 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'White Supremacist terrorizing children , known to carry bag of suspicious items and has been seen collecting small dogs and cooking them in boiling water' Please do not approach this individual or others of the same description as they are believed to be members of a dangerous cult sect. Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
dac
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Red John
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RepublicofTexas
User ID: 78278871 United States 12/25/2019 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Choose image 1, or image 2 (or both) from the original post, and provide a caption. No limit to how many you submit. Please adhere to D & I guidelines, and refrain from posting anything that can hurt anyone else's feelings. Make America Strong Again Make America Sexy Again I'm fukken this monkey, you just shut up and hold the tail." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76871995 United States 12/25/2019 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caption #2 This is me in ancient pagan times. [link to scontent.fphx1-1.fna.fbcdn.net (secure)] These three cats are my belts stars - the 3 Kitty Kings lol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76871995 United States 12/25/2019 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caption #2 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76871995 This is me in ancient pagan times. [link to scontent.fphx1-1.fna.fbcdn.net (secure)] These three cats are my belts stars - the 3 Kitty Kings lol. woops the 3 Chihuahua Kings |
J0RDAN
User ID: 75686950 United States 12/25/2019 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She won't be running for president again.............. trust me. #2 Contrary to popular belief, the band "Three Dog Night" got its name from a photo of a retail Santa Claus known to hold at least 3 dogs in most every holiday photo. |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 07:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | #1 Quoting: J0RDAN She won't be running for president again.............. trust me. #2 Contrary to popular belief, the band "Three Dog Night" got its name from a photo of a retail Santa Claus known to hold at least 3 dogs in most every holiday photo. I think...She ate BILL!! There ya go! Nicely done. O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 07:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caption #2 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76871995 This is me in ancient pagan times. [link to scontent.fphx1-1.fna.fbcdn.net (secure)] These three cats are my belts stars - the 3 Kitty Kings lol. AFTER MY OWN HEART...Caption that includes ancient history carvings! That's a first, by the way! You NEED A BLUE NAME for the upgrade (hope they come back in!) Merry Christmas! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 07:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just for fun.. Quoting: CosmicFire "Bring me Solo and the Wookee.." "...Best I could do.." Merry Christmas, everyone! Ya did good! Good names for the 3 Chihuahuas! Darth, Solo and Wookee! Merry Christmas! O'sCookie the Wookee's full name is Chihuahuabaca "....Chihuahua-baca!" Too good! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 07:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Choose image 1, or image 2 (or both) from the original post, and provide a caption. No limit to how many you submit. Please adhere to D & I guidelines, and refrain from posting anything that can hurt anyone else's feelings. I'm afraid to ask...What are "D.I. Guidelines?" I'm more about "KEEP IT CLEAN"... O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States 12/25/2019 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'White Supremacist terrorizing children , known to carry bag of suspicious items and has been seen collecting small dogs and cooking them in boiling water' Please do not approach this individual or others of the same description as they are believed to be members of a dangerous cult sect. Hey Pink! I think ya got a little too much BRANDY IN YOUR EGG NOG TONIGHT! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
Fastrac5
User ID: 75458466 United States 12/25/2019 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Caption #1 Yeah Buddy, it was just that good! Last Edited by Fastrac5 on 12/25/2019 07:53 PM That Just Ain't Rite. |
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Deplorable Zenobia
User ID: 77763575 United States 12/25/2019 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ah, just what I needed today to distract me from a very blue, blue Christmas. Family emergency has overshadowed this Holiday Season unfortunately. OK...I'll play catch-up and read thru' all y'all's creative captions but am adding my 2 cents worth now. The Fat Cat...looking at owner... "What?! Don't look at me like that! It's all your fault that you cooked the turkey, left it on the counter and then got drunk cooking w/ the wine bottle. Of course, I ate my fill of the turkey before it went bad." Lil' dogs on Santa's lap...Santa thinking to himself.... "Oh geeze!! Should've known that I was taking a chance w/ the GLP crew on relying upon them to have a fresh team of reindeer ready for me. Instead, I get a team of tiny yappy dogs." Peace-n-blessings to all this Holiday Season. Reach out and communicate w/ friends, family and loved ones. Tomorrow is not promised. And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
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