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A TEST RUN....CAPTION CONTEST 2020 4th of July! Win 1 of 3 Free GLP 1-month Memberships. Pics inside.

 
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A TEST RUN....CAPTION CONTEST 2020 4th of July! Win 1 of 3 Free GLP 1-month Memberships. Pics inside.

THIS IS NOT AN EARLY 4TH OF JULY CONTEST--PLEASE SEE
MY LAST POST ON THE LAST PAGE...LOOKING FOR A COUPLE
OF "FAVORS" FROM GLP MEMBERSHIP!

SEE YOU JULY 4TH FOR OUR 7TH ANNUAL 4TH OF JULY CAPTION CONTEST. IT WILL BE GREAT!!

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EDITED: 7-04-1:45 p.m.
Any GLP members who would like to chip-in for another
UPGRADE GIFT just PM The Oracle's Cookie. We'll have a
good turn out today--would like to award more than 2 upgrades today if you can swing it! Thanks ahead of time!
I monitor my threads...keep captions PG-RATED


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HAVE A GREAT 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!

usaflag

Lots going on this first 1/2 of 2021 as we go into our 2020 July 4th celebrations!

Lots of family gatherings, BBQ's, celebrations, beer and hot dogs and
family traditions floating around gatherings on this day. So, with our
virtual 4th of July celebration online...Let's try to shake the "doom"
and have some fun today.


I've selected some images (3 critter pics) to caption that I feel
capture July 4th this year. Hope you enjoying thinking of creative
funny captions.

WIN ONE OF 2 GLP FREE 1-MONTH MEMBERSHIPS FOR "BEST CAPTION" for
1 of our 3 "4th of July critter pics." (We may have MORE MEMBERSHIP AWARDS
by the end of our contest if other sponsors come in--we'll see!)


CONTEST/THREAD WILL RUN THROUGH 4th of JULY EVENING MIDNIGHT MOUNTAIN TIME
TONIGHT (2:00 A.M. EST)!


If you are not familiar with GLP caption contest...you
can check our New Year's Caption contest to see how it
works. We had lots of fun with that contest and ended up
with 8 upgrades and 4 sponsors (beside myself!) Link below:
Thread: NEW YEAR'S EVE CAPTION CONTEST to Win 1 of 6 GLP 1-Month Upgrades! Extended to 6:00 Pm EST NEW YEARS DAY!

WINNERS WILL BE POSTED IN THIS AREA OF THE INTRO PARAGRAPH
--SO LOOK FOR ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT.


A.C.s need to REGISTER WITH A BLUE NAME to be able
to claim a contest win--I cannot upgrade a non-blue name
A.C. account (sorry.) But you are all welcomed to enter
a caption just for fun.

Current GLP paid-members will receive green karma and
"special mention" when contest winners are announced here
around midnight tonight. If your account is close to
being expired I can hold your 1-month free upgrade if
you let me know the date.

PICTURES TO CAPTION

ParadePUP
TITLE: PARADE PUPPY

PatriotGARFIELD
TITLE: PATRIOT GARFIELD

squirrelSMILIE
TITLE: WHAT SMILIE IS THE SQUIRREL TAKING?


Beside captions you may ALSO enter A VIDEO CLIP
with the same theme as the 3 critter pics. (keep it clean!)
VIDEO ENTRY Example from last year's winner below.


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something."
(Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank
--which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!)


Enter one CAPTION or more than onE--just have some fun with it!

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY...Don't worry...be happy!

happynewyear

cheers
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 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie


Your Kitty Needs YOU!


5a


Don't want me no upgrade though
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Ok, will try the Garfield cat pic.

"Whose bright idea was it to sign me up for a frisky center fold picture for Animal Planet magazine July issue? Where is my agent?!"
And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm

“How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire
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Getting rid of the rats since 1776.
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 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie


Your Kitty Needs YOU!


5a


Don't want me no upgrade though
 Quoting: Brit Perspective


lmao

I would RATHER this kitty be on the President of the U.S.A.
pic "America WANTS YOU" ad than having the face of
Biden!

Cute!
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Ok, will try the Garfield cat pic.

"Whose bright idea was it to sign me up for a frisky center fold picture for Animal Planet magazine July issue? Where is my agent?!"
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


Hey Zen!


PatriotGARFIELD

"Animal Planet center fold"...OMG!!

That's a riot! Thanks for the post!

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No, NOT this man's best friend...
My dog tags are magnetized to this dumb human's "vaccination" site.

ParadePUP
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"Keep a weather eye to the chart on high and go home another way"

–James Taylor Never Die Young
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I'll try my hand at a caption...this is a "4th of July public
service caption!"


ParadePUP
"My fur-dad thinks he has me secure for the PARADE...BUT
he doesn't know later...when the FIREWORKS go off later tonight
...I'll run away in a panic. Somebody should have had
him read this article on "4TH OF JULY PET SAFETY--
DON'T LOSE YOUR PETS THIS 4TH FROM FIREWORKS PANIC!"


[link to www.npr.org (secure)]

REMEMBER...pets may react badly to the loud noise and
confusion at 4th of July gatherings. A wise pet owner
leaves "Fifi and Fido" at home!


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Parade Puppy:

Meow
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No, NOT this man's best friend...
My dog tags are magnetized to this dumb human's "vaccination" site.

ParadePUP
 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie

 Quoting: TerraFirma's Esoterrorist


OMG! That is really funny!

I was trying to figure out a caption that would
relate to the current VAX agenda and couldn't come
up with anything! Good job!

cheers
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Proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free:
(to be chunky) (on the couch) (In a tacky hat)
#greatestcountryonearth

paradePUP

America: where the dogs are treated as children and the children are muzzled like dogs

squirrelSMILIE

"Breaking- google releases "snappy" - new outdoor AI surveillance system designed to blend in with wildlife"

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My dog tags are magnetized to this dumb human's "vaccination" site.

ParadePUP
 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie

 Quoting: TerraFirma's Esoterrorist


OMG! That is really funny!

I was trying to figure out a caption that would
relate to the current VAX agenda and couldn't come
up with anything! Good job!

cheers
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Here's my Vax agenda entry for Garfield:


These American Vaxtards think that I have shedding issues...MOL
Viva La Neuf Vie!

PatriotGARFIELD

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No, NOT this man's best friend...
My dog tags are magnetized to this dumb human's "vaccination" site.

ParadePUP
 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie

 Quoting: TerraFirma's Esoterrorist


OMG! That is really funny!

I was trying to figure out a caption that would
relate to the current VAX agenda and couldn't come
up with anything! Good job!

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie

Here's my Vax agenda entry for Garfield:


These American Vaxtards think that I have shedding issues...MOL
Viva La Neuf Vie!

PatriotGARFIELD
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SHEDDING! There ya go!

If you guys don't "get the joke" about a long-haired
GARFIELD shedding his fur versus NEW RESEARCH that is
finding newly VAX'd people are "shedding SPIKE PROTEINS"
you can watch this video. Not everyone knows about the
shedding problem...It's only FUNNY in a caption contest,
though. Spike protein EXPOSURE for UN-VAX'd people can
be dangerous and even life-threatening according to
Dr. Judy Mitkovits as I understand it. Just thought
you might want to now the connection here.

NEW TO SPIKE PROTEIN "SHEDDING" LISTEN TO THIS:
Thread: The Spike Protein Is The Bioweapon - Why Vaxxed People Are Making HEALTHY People Sick - Pfizer Document Admits Vaccinated People Shed Particles
video--a MUST WATCH--Vax side-effects CAN BE FIXED. NO FEAR!
[link to academyofdk.com (secure)]

Thanks for bringing this up==even though it is a really
serious issue. Great CAPTION IDEA, by the way!

five stars
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PICTURES TO CAPTION

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"Don't tell me we aren't going to the vet's office, we are following a whole army of vets I can read you know"
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Getting rid of the rats since 1776.
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We ALL know who the orange fat cat is.

GLP loves trump 2024!

From fun conspiracy site to trump fan club in 4 short years.
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Patriot Cat.

Boss tweed is finally back in feline form.
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Garfield: "I've been up all night waiting for the ball to drop...."
Jon: "Garfield are you drunk already? It's 7am..."
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Garfield: "I've been up all night waiting for the ball to drop...."
Jon: "Garfield are you drunk already? It's 7am..."
 Quoting: EchoNtheRealms


This is for everyone, not just you Echo...

These are supposed to be "PG RATED" captions, please.

"Nurse-Nasty" captions will be deleted. This is mainly
because GLP member children often visit these contests.


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Getting rid of the rats since 1776.
 Quoting: Happy in Nature


We ALL know who the orange fat cat is.

GLP loves trump 2024!

From fun conspiracy site to trump fan club in 4 short years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1046990


Ah yes...ORANGE MAN...GOOD! lol!

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I used to think you were crazy... Now I have photographic proof your nuts.
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Here's my Trump Patriot Cat (Yeah...watched the FL Rally!)

PatriotGARFIELD
"As the years went by, OrangeMan's "comb-over"
applied to his tummy as well as his head!


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Why is he smiling, you ask? Perhaps He's one of THESE SQUIRRELS. Maybe he thinks that we've memory-holed this thread:

I Think My Yard Squirrels Are Plotting a Coup
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Here ya go!!

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Last time we had a parade, Daddy wore his horns and got to pound pelosi’s gavel. I wonder what he did with that laptop? Hmmm


PatriotGARFIELD
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I’m not sure why everyone is so upset about these spike proteins. They sure are delicious!



squirrelSMILIE
TITLE: WHAT SMILIE IS THE SQUIRREL TAKING?


Look honey that tree is gonna fall and crush those people. Let me get a photo!
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I'm so misunderstood....:( I meant the new years ball but I see how that's....um... how it... looked?
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When Garfield found out that it was the 'kiddy table' not the 'kitty table'


Better?
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When Garfield found out that it was the 'kiddy table' not the 'kitty table'


Better?
 Quoting: EchoNtheRealms


THAT works! lol!

I have a meme for the "kiddy table," Echo!

Here ya go!

KittyTABLE

Thanks for the post!

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I'm so misunderstood....:( I meant the new years ball but I see how that's....um... how it... looked?
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My "Nurse Nasty" mind, I guess! lol!

Just ADD the "new year's" in front so we don't go
to the "dark side!" lmao

Thanks!

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Squirrel:I got this digital camera with my stimulus money!
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No no, I am a mirror for a reason! I wasn't even going to attempt the squirrel pic, but since we've gotten that out of the way....



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The humans were so outraged over the humanized mice and chimeras, they never even saw the threat of the humanized squirrels with cameras





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