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TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143  United States12/25/2019 08:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ah, just what I needed today to distract me from a very blue, blue Christmas. Family emergency has overshadowed this Holiday Season unfortunately. Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia OK...I'll play catch-up and read thru' all y'all's creative captions but am adding my 2 cents worth now. The Fat Cat...looking at owner... "What?! Don't look at me like that! It's all your fault that you cooked the turkey, left it on the counter and then got drunk cooking w/ the wine bottle. Of course, I ate my fill of the turkey before it went bad." Lil' dogs on Santa's lap...Santa thinking to himself.... "Oh geeze!! Should've known that I was taking a chance w/ the GLP crew on relying upon them to have a fresh team of reindeer ready for me. Instead, I get a team of tiny yappy dogs." Peace-n-blessings to all this Holiday Season. Reach out and communicate w/ friends, family and loved ones. Tomorrow is not promised. I have a sad kitty smilie for you Zenobia...I am so sad you had an emergency at this time of year. Makes it so much harder.  I loved your captions tho...just shows you can still keep your sense of humor. Prayers up for your personal comfort. Tomorrow is NOT promised...Blessings for you TODAY. ((hugs)) o'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States12/25/2019 09:00 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  everyone!..............  Diet!? I don't need no stinkin' diet!!! . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
| AdorableLittlepixie
User ID: 78282521  Australia12/25/2019 09:07 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  They can huff and they can puff but their are never gonna blow a house down and I can't make a Christmas ham out of them either Santa, their too small.  AdorableLittlepixie I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always. |
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| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  SUPER TURN OUT FOR THE CONTEST THIS TIME...REALLY GREAT CAPTIONS COMING IN! I'm EXTENDING THE DEADLINE FOR CAPTIONS TO BE SUBMITTED ...(Give a few more folks a chance to enter.) Besides... I'm not done with my pie yet! CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW OPEN UNTIL 11:00 P.M. CHRISTMAS NIGHT HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAVING A GREAT HOLIDAY! P.S. BE SURE YOU HAVE A "REGISTERED GLP BLUE NAME" (to receive a chance at the 3 upgrades) I can't upgrade A.C.'s who are not registered--and you guys are coming in with some super captions! Thanks!  O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/25/2019 09:25 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States12/25/2019 09:28 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I feel a GLP Fart comin' on... For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
| AdorableLittlepixie
User ID: 78282521 Australia12/25/2019 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  For your caption threads throughout the year. I always have a lot of fun, both making captions and reading the entries. Wishing you the happiest Christmas day TheOracle'sCookie with many more to follow.  AdorableLittlepixie I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always. |
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| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Merry Christmas Lilopin! Always good to see you! Good one on the DIET...We all start ours next week!  O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| The Man User ID: 78254269  Canada12/25/2019 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 12-25-2019 CAPTION CONTEST EXTENDED TO 11:00 PM EST TONIGHT! 3 Free January GLP memberships available this time! PICTURE TO CAPTION BELOW: Merriest of Merry Christmas to us all this year! Here's something to get you "humbuggers" in the mood! [link to youtu.be (secure)] :FairUSE: Cat's Instruction Manual on "How to Help a Human at Christmas!" [link to youtu.be (secure)] :FairUSE: Dogs Helping Humans have Christmas ------------------------------------------------ END EDITS 1 CAPTION for "chubby Kitty" and 1 CAPTION for the "Christmas Chihuahuas!" *(Choose one or both for you CAPTION ENTRY!) CAPTION #1 :TubbyLuv: CAPTION #2 :SantaChihui: Christmas CAPTION CONTEST IS OPEN UNTIL 10 P.M. EST. CHRISTMAS DAY...give everyone a chance to win! Cosmic Gypsy is offering 1 upgrade...I'm doing 2 this year. ***ANYONE wishing to chip-in an upgrade, let me know before tomorrow night! Thanks! IMPORTANT: YOU MUST HAVE A "BLUE NAME" (free account to register) for an upgrade. Already paying members will receive green karma for their WIN... No-blue-name A.C.'s "honorable mention" CONTEST OPEN TO 10 P.M. EST CHRISTMAS NIGHT! Have fun you guys! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! TheOracle'sCookie Caption #.2 Santa and his naked bitches |
| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Merry Christmas NOLAAngel! You ROCK! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Coaatie Where is your star? O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus delivers the articles of impeachment along with three fact witnesses to the Senate on Christmas Eve"  Love this one as well! Really clever! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| Syncop8edRhythm
User ID: 78007707 12/25/2019 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I traded in one of my nine lives for some premium nip, and now I need a tuck. "To thine own self be true" ~~William Shakespeare "One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane" ~~Nikola Tesla "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life" ~~Berthold Auerbach |
| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For your caption threads throughout the year. I always have a lot of fun, both making captions and reading the entries. Wishing you the happiest Christmas day TheOracle'sCookie with many more to follow. Thanks LittlePixie! RIGHT BACK ATCHA! Have the Merriest of Christmases ((HUGS)) (They really make my Holidays special...you nailed it!!) O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They can huff and they can puff but their are never gonna blow a house down and I can't make a Christmas ham out of them either Santa, their too small. Why does the "pie" remind me of HAnZEL AND GHRETTLE? EWWWW....Nightmare at Christmas comes HOME!  O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/25/2019 10:44 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 30 MINUTES UNTIL THE CONTEST CLOSES FOR CONSIDERATION OF UPGRADE AND KARMA WINNERS! GET YOUR CAPTIONS IN...STILL CONSIDERING 1 MORE UPGRADE OPEN. TURN OUT THIS CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST WAS... Gif from 'Wolf O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/25/2019 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WINNERS ARE LISTED BELOW! GREAT JOB EVERYONE! THANKS TO YOU ALL!  swamprat:Page 1: The brothers were never told about the time their mother ran away into the woods... ...nor about the raccoon that befriended her. (One of the chihuahuas has a "raccoon face coloring" CUTE!) AND :tubbyluvL A gallon of eggnog you say? I'm sure I have no idea... --------------------------------------------- Eireann Page 4 (ate "the IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER"--has HIGH LEVELS OF ESTROGEN) Caption: "...and NOW I AM A GIRL!" -------------------------------------- Darkside Cookies Page 3 - #1 - I'm not fat! I'm fluffy! ------------------------------------- AND GREEN KARMA WINNERS: "HONORABLE MENTION" FOR NON-BLUE NAME A.C.'S A.C.6220 Page 3 Caption 1: Merry Christmas..I just got finished eating up all of QAnons BS GREEN KARMA FOR UPGRADED MEMBERS/CAPTION WINNERS! Members area: Cosmic Gypsy Page 1 Whoa! That white and hairy, clad in red, jolly fellow, sure is filling! CrsCrpr Page 1 "BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus delivers the articles of impeachment along with three fact witnesses to the Senate on Christmas Eve" NOLAAngel Page 1 "That food was so good! I can't believe I ATE THE WHOLE THING! AdorableLittlePixie Page 2 The turkey wanted to play hide and seek, so I helped it hide. Tiger1 Page2 Cats Domino (as in "Fats Domino" the pop star! fun!) AND Ankle Biter 3 Pack. Red John Page 2 No this is not a sled dog starter kit and Ya, I ate it all: the turkey the potatoes the ham the cranberry sauce the gravy the apple pie the pumpkin pie ... Got a problem with that? Because, I can't wait for Easter so I can do it again AND He/She combines both pics FOR THIS CAPTION: Hey Santa I'm still hungry are you gonna eat those or can I have em? MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO "MADE" MY HOLIDAY SO BRIGHT!ORIGINAL INTRODUCTION POST FOR CONTEST...IT IS NOW CLOSED. "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| Bad visibility ahead
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| tiger1
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| TheOracle'sCookie
(OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/26/2019 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You Betcha! Enjoy your greens! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| Pinkorchid- Covfefe
User ID: 70576811 Australia12/26/2019 01:30 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'White Supremacist terrorizing children , known to carry bag of suspicious items and has been seen collecting small dogs and cooking them in boiling water' Please do not approach this individual or others of the same description as they are believed to be members of a dangerous cult sect.  Hey Pink! I think ya got a little too much BRANDY IN YOUR EGG NOG TONIGHT! O'sCookie Cookie , you have plenty of sweet and funny responces to work with. Mine is a humorous yet targeted dig at insanity . Keeping it real as GLP always does. Merry Christmas . P.S I don't drink. Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
| AdorableLittlepixie
User ID: 65620384 Australia12/26/2019 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was aiming at the story of The Three Little Pigs vs: Santa and his Chihuahuas with that meme of a roast pork in the oven.  AdorableLittlepixie I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always. |
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| cosmicgypsy
User ID: 74619032 United States12/26/2019 06:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Congrats!..... You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| NOLAangel
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