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End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...

 
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End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Here is a litter of cute kittens playing on a slide, thus exasperating their poor mother...



Here is a bear playing a trumpet.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Check that. It is a heck of a lot more than just that. He hula hoops too.



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Last Edited by Artemis Rand on 04/08/2017 01:10 AM
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
They should use him in the Charmin toilet paper commercials.

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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Wow impressive
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
That is the cutest damn thing I've seen in a long time. He is so lovable.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
That is the cutest damn thing I've seen in a long time. He is so lovable.
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What a sweetie!

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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
I also wanted to post this to try to calm the vibration a bit as well...

Maybe the AC's bombarding this site will realize there is more to love here than there is to troll and maybe as a result they will come to see things from our point of view...
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
lovethispost smile_kiss
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
lovethispost smile_kiss
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Who do you like in the Stanley Cup playoffs ?
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Oh BTW all - please be sure to give Rusty Shackleford, I mean, Dale Gribble some love too.

It takes a lot to get him to come out of his bunker these days...
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Cute bear, dog didn't get any attention!
Sorry I got a headache

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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
That is the cutest damn thing I've seen in a long time. He is so lovable.
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Until he doesn't get his treat.

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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
That is the cutest damn thing I've seen in a long time. He is so lovable.
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Until he doesn't get his treat.

dynamite
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I think that trumpet is his treat, lol...
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Next time I see a bear in the woods I'm gonna run up to him and give him a big hug. Those bears are so damn loveable.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Next time I see a bear in the woods I'm gonna run up to him and give him a big hug. Those bears are so damn loveable.
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Uh, yeah, sure. I mean, why not ?

I am sure he will reciprocate...
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Next time I see a bear in the woods I'm gonna run up to him and give him a big hug. Those bears are so damn loveable.
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Uh, yeah, sure. I mean, why not ?

I am sure he will reciprocate...
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chuckle
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Next time I see a bear in the woods I'm gonna run up to him and give him a big hug. Those bears are so damn loveable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74635193


Uh, yeah, sure. I mean, why not ?

I am sure he will reciprocate...
 Quoting: Artemis Rand


chuckle
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Well, at least I got a laugh out of somebody today...

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Last Edited by Artemis Rand on 04/08/2017 12:41 AM
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Here is a bear playing a trumpet.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Check that. It is a heck of a lot more than just that. He hula hoops too.



:NO PUNS:
:WINDCHARGER:
:RUMBLE IT HURTS:
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glassesoff marvelous-bc epiclol
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
I see, so if you aren't wasting GLP space with your bitchy little snowflake meltdowns, you are wasting it with "bears playing trumpets."

You are a scourge on this place.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Very cool Rand. Really enjoyed this one. A break from your normal threads is good once and a while man. ;)
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
I see, so if you aren't wasting GLP space with your bitchy little snowflake meltdowns, you are wasting it with "bears playing trumpets."

You are a scourge on this place.
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Good grief Charlie Brown!

Calm down.

Maybe if you quit trolling so much and starting listening to what we have to say maybe you'd learn something.
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Very cool Rand. Really enjoyed this one. A break from your normal threads is good once and a while man. ;)
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Uhh, yeah, uhh thanks man.

I am not sure to take that as an insult or a compliment, lol...
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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That bear was impressive.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Can you just stop with the Transgayformer memes?
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Can you just stop with the Transgayformer memes?
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The more you keep bitching about them the more I will keep using them....

powerglide
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
Can you just stop with the Transgayformer memes?
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Alright, you asked for it....

GRIMLOCKJAZZOPTIMUSOPTIMUS 2MEGS 2MEGS 3asskickingthundercrackerglpsuperioroptimus trumpoptimus trump 2DEVASTATORDEV 2STARSCREAM 1THE ONLY WARNINGWHAT DID YOU SAYmegatron 6KUPWINDCHARGERRUMBLE IT HURTS
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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 Quoting: The Comedian :D


I sure hope I didn't miss any...
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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 Quoting: The Comedian :D


Something that just occurred to me:

We are in their heads. Big time.

They thought it would be the other way around.

Big mistake.

I mean, this Aussie dude is obsessed with me and my TF memes.

If he really didn't want to see them all he has to do is register as a free, non-paying member and then put me on ignore.

Problem solved.

The thing is is that deep down, they know we are right and that they need to listen to us but can't accept it.
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Can you just stop with the Transgayformer memes?
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The more you complain about them the more I will create. In fact, I plan on creating about another 25 or 30 this weekend.

There were 98 episodes of the original cartoon + the 1986 movie (which, incidentally, was the LAST movie Orson Welles ever did. He did the voice of Unicron; Welles was said to have died five days after recording his lines) so there is a lot of material to use....

HOWEVER....

....I will make you trolls an offer:

All of you need to leave FOREVER en masse and I will quit using them.

Deal ?

Ball is in your court.

(However, if you "accept" and I see a troll here ever again I will consider the contract to be broken and will begin using them again....)

Last Edited by Artemis Rand on 04/08/2017 01:55 AM
AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM:

KICKING ASS, KILLING NAZIS, KILLING COMMIES, MAKING BABIES, BUILDING CITIES, EXPLORING SPACE, GOING TO THE MOON, AND PUTTING THE "CIVIL" IN CIVILIZATION SINCE 1776!

******************************

But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I carry an aura of "fuck you" everywhere I go and while I may not cause scenes I can sure as hell continue them and escalate them but good.

******************************

There is going to be a second revolution folks.

Count on it - and it will be the citizens against the government.

It will be damn bloody. It will be a war of attrition. It will result in over 100 million dead.

The heavy handedness of the government - the fascists in code enforcement and animal control especially - have brought this upon themselves.
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Re: End of week non-DOOM thread: A bear playing a trumpet + a bunch of cute kittens falling down a slide...
non-Doom thread? oh really??

cats = life, birth, magic (hence the 9 lives)
slide = the decline of

bear = Russia
trumpet = seven trumpets, the alarm for war

damned





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