Anybody here from a secret society?

There's a fair number of Freemasons on this forum. Pretty sure any that clicked on this thread and read any posts are laughing their keesters off.
To be one, ask one.
However... Freemasonry is a "society of secrets" moreso than a "secret society".
You'll find more disinformation and outright paranoid delusions than truths about us here on GLP though. The average GLPer seems to be horrified of what they think we Masons do.

I am. Besides the big questions that everyone and their dog wants to know, what do you really want to know? I doubt I can offer much and I won't identify my affiliation but if there is something that isn't a meaning of life type question, I will do my best to answer if I can provide an answer of any value.

Connection, by family or business, consideration, that you are going to follow their guidance, and criteria, that includes who you know and how you make your living ($) and all important your intelligence. MENSA is one of the primary recruiting tools for many of them.. take the test here.. [link to www.mensaiqtest.net (secure)]

ICOM

I'm from ICOM

why even open a thread on this forum, all the anti masonic, bible thumper come out the woodworks like worms.]

screaming , Lucifer , SATAN, yada yada, with the parrot talk.nobody wants the truth here, just an argument.

I go to Catholic Church every Sunday in a while to attend some weird rituals

lol, yes you do, how do you enjoy the ceremonial magic?

Ok. You asked a few questions OP. I will answer them a bit here.

Yes, I worry about money. My affiliation has helped me considerably in many professional ways over the years but I still wouldn't mind a few more zero's padding my account balances...

As for whether you are worthy to join, the question itself disqualifies you from most to be honest. It isn't a society of betas or halfwits. People that belong to these groups believe themselves to be the best of the best. At least most of them tell themselves that. Most of the time it is more like a group of bitchy little girls than a group of powerful men. Just as it is in the real world, the 90/10 rule applies. 90% are the chaff. 10% the wheat.

Asking disqualifies me? Oh rats...

You know too, it was secret !!

I really hate her.I'm glad she smells now and went crazy

I'm da boss of "your tears" club

Here's a primer:

Skull and Bones: you gotta be a Yale boy, come from money, and have a certain type of sponsorship. Oh yeah... you also need a penis.

Freemasons: just ask one. It's open membership, and you can go all the way to 32° without having to do much. Oh yeah... you also need a penis.

Rosicrucians: Pay your $50 and you're in. Membership info can be found in the back of Popular Mechanics. Or you can google it. Interesting idea, but mostly just care about money...

Ordo Templis Orientis: just like masons, you just gotta ask to join, although you can only make it to a certain point without being invited into the higher degrees. They purport to have the answers the questions you are looking for through their initiations, by the way. Go read the Alchemist by Paul Coehlo. He's in OTO and that book is essentially the first and final initiation in OTO. There's also an Oasis in Denver you can reach out to. Nice folks if you're close. Despite anything you might have heard, you don't have to screw a goat, or sacrifice one, although they are a sex magick cult and most members are quite sexually open. (This doesn't mean that they're want to have sex with you or anyone else, which is important.)

Hermetic Order of The Golden Dawn: doesn't actually exist anymore, although you can pick up a great book by Israel Regardie which has all of their rituals documented. Well worth the read.

The Knights Templar: It's a real thing and it's part of the masons. If you aren't catholic (or have a penis) you can't join. (I could be wrong on the specifics of Catholicism, but it's definitely some form of christianity.)

The Illuminati--specifically the Bavarian Illuminati: This doesn't really exist any more. It's evolved into other things. It was also misunderstood. It's a lot like the freemasons. Mostly, it was well meaning drunk men sitting around dimly lit pubs trying to answer the meaning of life.

The Bilderberg Group: yeaaaaah... Good luck with this one. You're either in it, or you aren't. Politicians and old white men with money are the primary members. No clue as to whether or not women are allowed.


I'm sure there are others, but they are all pretty much the same. I can tell you that anyone who responded here with a dramatic responses is not in a secret society. Dramatics in a public forum are not the hallmarks of a secret society.

I hope this helps, and I hope you find what you are looking for.

I think they call that one lulsac

Not in a literal sense but most of these people aren't the kind that second guess or waffle over their qualifications. They tend to be extremely decisive. Asking whether you are, especially in a public forum, suggests that you don't believe you are.

S and B has women.
I'm pretty sure Hillary is one.

Those are the cover stories. I want to know the meat and potatoes, rather than "skull and bones"...who is the man behind the curtain? If you follow. I know I have gotten some of you's attention. I'm not a mensa level genius or anything, I doubt a secret society would ever care about me but I can't hell being curious...

I see what you're saying. A large part of me feels that membership is kind of a blood or birth thing - ie being part of the elite already , you're born qualified. I am not special in that sense, and I mean anybody who has enough money can unbury a king or two from their DNA if they go back far enough....

Yup, my bad... I forgot they started allowing women in the 1990s. And it wouldn't surprise me if HRC was a member. It'd make perfect sense.

You don't have to be smart. You have to be useful. Big difference, though the same much of the time. (However cockeyed that is...)

Last Edited by Phobia on 09/24/2016 07:27 PM

FUCK OFF MASON.

YOU ARE GARBAGE.

YES. I am a "lowly profane"!

KISS MY ASS!

CRIMINAL TRASH.

The men behind the curtains are dead.

(Although amusingly enough, I'm having dinner with one of the dead men on Saturday.)

I should think being useful may open one up to being a useful idiot though. Even smart people can be a little less-than-savvy, if you know what I mean?

SATANISM = LIES.

MASONS = LIARS.

You must be referring to the Neocatechumenate, as it is assumed that their membership is the largest in Italy. Since it is assumed that in Italy there are 10,000 communities and each has 20 to 50 members.
In February 1972, a 400-page book was printed in Spain containing the advice given to the catechists of the Neo-Catechumenal Movement by Kiko Arguello and Carmen Hernandez, in charge of this Movement. This is an exceptional document revealing the reality of this association.
This book is reserved to the catechists of the Movement and nobody else can acquire it. It became known, thanks to an indiscretion. The secret character of the advice given is often repeated in the book: "Do not tell this to anybody else ... If people knew this, they would go away quickly ..." This is very surprising for a Movement which pretends to be Catholic. It seems, on the opposite, to be a kind of freemasonry.

All that money and education and you still couldn't tell the difference between "your" and "you're."

I do have kings in my distant lineage. They had nothing to do with my acceptance into my particular group. Interesting if nothing better. My mother loves digging into that stuff.

I really don't believe blood has as much to do with it as acceptance of the culture and the information you are presented with. As with Masonry, it can take a lifetime in my "society" to reach the upper echelons. Even in the lowest rungs though, there are very powerful men.

I take this back... HRC is a bit too old to have been a member.

Wow did someone actually pin this...? I don't really get it at all but thanks! Haha.