Anybody here from a secret society?

Yes.

I'm a member of the Illuminati.

What secret society? The best ones are in plain sight

I may not be in the masons but i work for a bus company.
Just as good as any secret society. We're not aloud to talk about company anywhere, including social media!
Its as buttoned up and tight lipped like all the best of them.
Lots of secrecy throughout the chain. Paranoia too!
We're all at risk now!

Ask away

How could I show I am worthy to be a part of a good one?

I'm a small grey alien from Orion! How do you do human?

How did you get in? Do you need money?

Yes lots of money and education and have a member in your family...no peasant sheep, your just a pawn!

You have to run down the street naked to prove you will be obedient to them. They are watching you now.

There might be other ways to get in the club, but I had to run down the street naked to get in ;)

How did you get in? Do you need money?

With lots and lots of lube.

How could I show I am worthy to be a part of a good one?

I was a cookie worshipping Girl Scout

What is a good one, exactly?

order of the crickets