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The Comedian :D
User ID: 52210948 United States 01/11/2016 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David is in heaven now. Quoting: aqmah right now... singing, dancing in a beautiful place. and we... we are still here. Rest in peace you lucky bastard. i never liked your songs. Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so. Yep most likely a bunch of gay parades happening outside the gate, just taunting God. I bet his throwing hot burning oil at them and large dairy cows. Awesome! Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 01/11/2016 11:33 AM Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
User ID: 49311670 United States 01/11/2016 11:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David is in heaven now. Quoting: aqmah right now... singing, dancing in a beautiful place. and we... we are still here. Rest in peace you lucky bastard. i never liked your songs. Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so. Yep most likely a bunch of gay parades happening outside the gate, just taunting God. I bet his throwing hot burning oil at them and large dairy cows. That would be awesome! That needs to be a family guy cut away scene! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71216721 United States 01/11/2016 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David Bowie was as evil a character as has ever lived, BUT if he had repented of all his sin-filled life on his deathbed, and begged Christ' forgiveness, GUESS WHAT? David WOULD be in Heaven right now. All of Bowie's sins, and all the sins of every sinner who ever has or ever will be born, were carried on Jesus Christ's shoulders at Calvary. David briefly toyed with Christianity. Who knows? He was a self-professed "almost" an atheist. He also toyed with satanism and the occult. If he didn't repent, ONE thing is certain, he is NOT in Heaven, and never will be. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 52210948 United States 01/11/2016 11:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like to think the lake of fire just obliterates you. Any god who would actually eternally torture anyone is disgusting and does not deserve my worship or love. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52872343 Well, here's where I step in it: You're right. In the Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic, when you put all the descriptions of death, the grave, and what is mistranslated as "Hell" together correctly, you get a purifying fire, like a smelter. All the sinny bits? Burned up like chaff. And if that's all you were, then there's nobody left, just that little immortal spark that you started off as. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
ScrumpTheTexan
Forum Administrator User ID: 3515193 United States 01/11/2016 11:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It sure was fun peeing in the Bowie Worship Pool thread. What a bunch of spastics. They're like music Muslims, so don't you dare draw a cartoon of the bisexual freak talentless gawd. Now, when Lemmy went, THAT was sad. Bowie? Pfft. Last thing he did that was any good was Ziggy. Oh, and his cameo in Zoolander. Yup. I never had any use for his androgynous bullshit... and this latest album (at least the one song I've heard) is absolute crap. LMAO @ "music Muslims". Oh no scrump! I am usually on the same page with you also. Oh well I guess we can't agree on everything. Might as well be bowie. Haha I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71216721 United States 01/11/2016 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like to think the lake of fire just obliterates you. Any god who would actually eternally torture anyone is disgusting and does not deserve my worship or love. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52872343 Well, here's where I step in it: You're right. In the Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic, when you put all the descriptions of death, the grave, and what is mistranslated as "Hell" together correctly, you get a purifying fire, like a smelter. All the sinny bits? Burned up like chaff. And if that's all you were, then there's nobody left, just that little immortal spark that you started off as. I wouldn't try to make a liar out of Jesus, but that's just me. MATTHEW 25 41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into EVERLASTING FIRE, prepared for the devil and his angels: 46 And these shall go away into EVERLASTING PUNISHMENT: but the righteous into life eternal. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71073235 United States 01/11/2016 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David is in heaven now. Quoting: aqmah right now... singing, dancing in a beautiful place. and we... we are still here. Rest in peace you lucky bastard. i never liked your songs. Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so. Your heaven is the place i hope i dont go... Listen to yourself really??? Fucking heaven where that asshole controller rules.. Wake up. Already. You want to go where there's a god who allows folks to put their penises where other folks' poop comes out? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 54937273 United Kingdom 01/11/2016 11:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ouch this started off harshly. The cool thing about God is that if bowie came to know him, even at the end, then he has salvation. In reading his interviews over the years I think he was more agnostic than atheist. Either way I don't proclaim to know the mercy of God. I guess if I can make it one day, then anyone can haha. I always tend to believe someone has found salvation. Isn't mine to say different. Quoting: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot “I’m not a religious person – I’m a spiritual person. God plays a very important part in my life”. David Bowie |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69477564 United States 01/11/2016 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David is in heaven now. Quoting: aqmah right now... singing, dancing in a beautiful place. and we... we are still here. Rest in peace you lucky bastard. i never liked your songs. Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so. All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of the Lord. This isn't about gays, it's about sin. That's why the Messiah is needed. You and I need Jesus just as much as any homosexual. We are all guilty. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71216721 United States 01/11/2016 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | While he was a purveyor of evil and queerdom, it is up to the Lord Jesus and nobody else what happens to him. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19361468 Right now he rests. He will be awakened for the Judgement and stand before Him soon enough. WRONG Absent the body, either present with the Lord, or with the rich man of LUKE 16. Bowie either made a deathbed repentance and accepted Jesus as his Savior, or he is in hell awaiting the Great White Throne Judgment, after which he will be cast into the Lake of Fire for all eternity. Thus saith the Lord, whether you like it or not. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 52210948 United States 01/11/2016 12:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like to think the lake of fire just obliterates you. Any god who would actually eternally torture anyone is disgusting and does not deserve my worship or love. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52872343 Well, here's where I step in it: You're right. In the Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic, when you put all the descriptions of death, the grave, and what is mistranslated as "Hell" together correctly, you get a purifying fire, like a smelter. All the sinny bits? Burned up like chaff. And if that's all you were, then there's nobody left, just that little immortal spark that you started off as. I wouldn't try to make a liar out of Jesus, but that's just me. MATTHEW 25 41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into EVERLASTING FIRE, prepared for the devil and his angels: 46 And these shall go away into EVERLASTING PUNISHMENT: but the righteous into life eternal. Look up the Aramaic and Hebrew for the word "everlasting" there. Hint: Aeon. Forget the English, it's too convoluted if you want to deep-dive. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71216721 United States 01/11/2016 12:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David is in heaven now. Quoting: aqmah right now... singing, dancing in a beautiful place. and we... we are still here. Rest in peace you lucky bastard. i never liked your songs. Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so. All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of the Lord. This isn't about gays, it's about sin. That's why the Messiah is needed. You and I need Jesus just as much as any homosexual. We are all guilty. AMEN! 1 CORINTHIANS 6 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71216721 United States 01/11/2016 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like to think the lake of fire just obliterates you. Any god who would actually eternally torture anyone is disgusting and does not deserve my worship or love. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52872343 Well, here's where I step in it: You're right. In the Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic, when you put all the descriptions of death, the grave, and what is mistranslated as "Hell" together correctly, you get a purifying fire, like a smelter. All the sinny bits? Burned up like chaff. And if that's all you were, then there's nobody left, just that little immortal spark that you started off as. I wouldn't try to make a liar out of Jesus, but that's just me. MATTHEW 25 41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into EVERLASTING FIRE, prepared for the devil and his angels: 46 And these shall go away into EVERLASTING PUNISHMENT: but the righteous into life eternal. Look up the Aramaic and Hebrew for the word "everlasting" there. Hint: Aeon. Forget the English, it's too convoluted if you want to deep-dive. Forget the Hebrew. The New Testament was written in Greek and that Greek word, transliterated is "aionios" which means PERPETUAL, ETERNAL, FOREVER. If twisting scripture into a lie gives you comfort, so be it, but I'll pass on that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70578808 United States 01/11/2016 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David is in heaven now. Quoting: aqmah right now... singing, dancing in a beautiful place. and we... we are still here. Rest in peace you lucky bastard. i never liked your songs. Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so. So you're one of those "Lordship Salvation" people? Because your Bible says that anyone who has faith that Jesus died for their sins will be saved. Christianity teaches that we are saved by grace alone through faith alone. Christianity teaches that we ALL sin, and so it is faith that saves us. Why do Christians judge homosexuality separately? If someone stole or told lies, but believed in Jesus, you would say they go to Heaven. But if someone had gay sex, you would say they automatically go to Hell. Why is that? Doesn't your religion teach that all sin is equal? Why is homosexuality the one sin that supposedly nullifies Jesus' salvation? Ha! This is a debate worthy of its own (tasteful) thread. I tend to be on the side that says Christ sacrifice was sufficient to cover all sins. 9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God. 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 52210948 United States 01/11/2016 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Comedian :D Well, here's where I step in it: You're right. In the Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic, when you put all the descriptions of death, the grave, and what is mistranslated as "Hell" together correctly, you get a purifying fire, like a smelter. All the sinny bits? Burned up like chaff. And if that's all you were, then there's nobody left, just that little immortal spark that you started off as. I wouldn't try to make a liar out of Jesus, but that's just me. MATTHEW 25 41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into EVERLASTING FIRE, prepared for the devil and his angels: 46 And these shall go away into EVERLASTING PUNISHMENT: but the righteous into life eternal. Look up the Aramaic and Hebrew for the word "everlasting" there. Hint: Aeon. Forget the English, it's too convoluted if you want to deep-dive. Forget the Hebrew. The New Testament was written in Greek and that Greek word, transliterated is "aionios" which means PERPETUAL, ETERNAL, FOREVER. If twisting scripture into a lie gives you comfort, so be it, but I'll pass on that. No, dipshit, wrong. The New Testament was spoken in Aramaic and Hebrew and transcribed into Greek. Many of the words and phrase and parables don't make much sense until you know Aramaic, then they are brilliant, hilarious, and very cutting. Aion = age, the duration of an aeon, not eternity. Anyway, I'm not going to teach you Biblical linguistics for free. If you want to learn, I'll bill you, otherwise, adios (that's Spanish for "fuck off eternally into your imaginary Hell"). Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 01/11/2016 12:33 PM Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71216721 United States 01/11/2016 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71216721 I wouldn't try to make a liar out of Jesus, but that's just me. MATTHEW 25 41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into EVERLASTING FIRE, prepared for the devil and his angels: 46 And these shall go away into EVERLASTING PUNISHMENT: but the righteous into life eternal. Look up the Aramaic and Hebrew for the word "everlasting" there. Hint: Aeon. Forget the English, it's too convoluted if you want to deep-dive. Forget the Hebrew. The New Testament was written in Greek and that Greek word, transliterated is "aionios" which means PERPETUAL, ETERNAL, FOREVER. If twisting scripture into a lie gives you comfort, so be it, but I'll pass on that. No, dipshit, wrong. The New Testament was spoken in Aramaic and Hebrew and transcribed into Greek. Many of the words and phrase and parables don't make much sense until you know Aramaic, then they are brilliant, hilarious, and very cutting. Aion = age, the duration of an aeon, not eternity. Anyway, I'm not going to teach you Biblical linguistics for free. If you want to learn, I'll bill you, otherwise, adios (that's Spanish for "fuck off eternally into your imaginary Hell"). I can see where you're coming from, and where you're going to. |
The Comedian :D
User ID: 52210948 United States 01/11/2016 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Comedian :D Look up the Aramaic and Hebrew for the word "everlasting" there. Hint: Aeon. Forget the English, it's too convoluted if you want to deep-dive. Forget the Hebrew. The New Testament was written in Greek and that Greek word, transliterated is "aionios" which means PERPETUAL, ETERNAL, FOREVER. If twisting scripture into a lie gives you comfort, so be it, but I'll pass on that. No, dipshit, wrong. The New Testament was spoken in Aramaic and Hebrew and transcribed into Greek. Many of the words and phrase and parables don't make much sense until you know Aramaic, then they are brilliant, hilarious, and very cutting. Aion = age, the duration of an aeon, not eternity. Anyway, I'm not going to teach you Biblical linguistics for free. If you want to learn, I'll bill you, otherwise, adios (that's Spanish for "fuck off eternally into your imaginary Hell"). I can see where you're coming from, and where you're going to. Ditto. Thanks for using your serious font color. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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Beso
User ID: 4841092 United States 01/11/2016 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71216721 Forget the Hebrew. The New Testament was written in Greek and that Greek word, transliterated is "aionios" which means PERPETUAL, ETERNAL, FOREVER. If twisting scripture into a lie gives you comfort, so be it, but I'll pass on that. No, dipshit, wrong. The New Testament was spoken in Aramaic and Hebrew and transcribed into Greek. Many of the words and phrase and parables don't make much sense until you know Aramaic, then they are brilliant, hilarious, and very cutting. Aion = age, the duration of an aeon, not eternity. Anyway, I'm not going to teach you Biblical linguistics for free. If you want to learn, I'll bill you, otherwise, adios (that's Spanish for "fuck off eternally into your imaginary Hell"). I can see where you're coming from, and where you're going to. Ditto. Thanks for using your serious font color. ~If everyone would take responsibility for their actions or lack of, then we could all be free~ |
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MessengerInTheLastDays
User ID: 37300249 United States 01/11/2016 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This ^^ Not until the return of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is anyone in Heaven. There still needs to be judgement.. Do you have eyes to see, ears to hear and a heart to understand? JESUS CHRIST is the ONLY WAY to SALVATION, DELIVERANCE and PEACE! Soon his grace will be taken from the earth and his WRATH will be poured out. Accept JESUS CHRIST while the GRACE of GOD is still available. May the Peace of God be with you! Love, Pray, Repent and Forgive. |
furPete'sSake
User ID: 71124541 United States 01/11/2016 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and Oregon. "It's a friendly friendly world" (Andy Kaufman) Calm seas do not a sailor make, Nor easy horses, a horseman. And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower and when He could be certain only drowning men could see Him- Leonard Cohen |
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User ID: 68695271 United States 01/11/2016 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71142451 Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so. So you're one of those "Lordship Salvation" people? Because your Bible says that anyone who has faith that Jesus died for their sins will be saved. Christianity teaches that we are saved by grace alone through faith alone. Christianity teaches that we ALL sin, and so it is faith that saves us. Why do Christians judge homosexuality separately? If someone stole or told lies, but believed in Jesus, you would say they go to Heaven. But if someone had gay sex, you would say they automatically go to Hell. Why is that? Doesn't your religion teach that all sin is equal? Why is homosexuality the one sin that supposedly nullifies Jesus' salvation? I don't think that's exactly how it works. Sin is sin. Whether it's homosexuality or stealing or lying. We have all sinned in one way or another. The important factor is did he repent of those sins? Yes Christ did die for each one of our sins but unless we accept the fact that he did and then repent of our sinful life and then change who we were before then I'm afraid Mr. Bowie isn't celebrating in heaven. It's a harsh thing to say, but that's the truth. We are given free will to choose what we will do. I do not know his heart, nor will I begin to speculate. It is not my place to judge. But for his own sake, and for the sake of those who love and admire him, I pray that he did accept Jesus as his personal savior. So if I steal and then get hit by a car before I can repent, or sin while drunk and forget to repent, I go to Hell? Yet someone else could murder a child and repent and go to Heaven? I don't understand Christianity. I think Hell is bullshit designed to control people by scaring them. I can't imagine actually doing that to anyone. I like to think the lake of fire just obliterates you. Any god who would actually eternally torture anyone is disgusting and does not deserve my worship or love. This is kind of what I used to think, minus the last paragraph. Do you mean continually repent, or repent once? Formerly faint |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70453517 Canada 01/11/2016 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | David is in heaven now. Quoting: aqmah right now... singing, dancing in a beautiful place. and we... we are still here. Rest in peace you lucky bastard. i never liked your songs. Don't think homosexuals go to heaven, for the Bible tells us so. Your heaven is the place i hope i dont go... Listen to yourself really??? Fucking heaven where that asshole controller rules.. Wake up. Already. too soon, so blunt |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19361468 United States 01/11/2016 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | While he was a purveyor of evil and queerdom, it is up to the Lord Jesus and nobody else what happens to him. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19361468 Right now he rests. He will be awakened for the Judgement and stand before Him soon enough. WRONG Absent the body, either present with the Lord, or with the rich man of LUKE 16. Bowie either made a deathbed repentance and accepted Jesus as his Savior, or he is in hell awaiting the Great White Throne Judgment, after which he will be cast into the Lake of Fire for all eternity. Thus saith the Lord, whether you like it or not. You've got him in Hell prior to the Judgement. Where's the justice? You're wrong. He sleeps, like everyone else. |