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Santa's Kitty
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| Crystalmethod
User ID: 71057763  Australia12/19/2015 04:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Santa, Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again. No more milk, no more cookies for joo. And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right?  You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. Last Edited by Crystalmethod on 12/19/2015 04:09 AM As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Santa, Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again. No more milk, no more cookies for joo. And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right? You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70609634 United States12/19/2015 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71057168 United States12/19/2015 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Santa, Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again. No more milk, no more cookies for joo. And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right? You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. |
| Crystalmethod
User ID: 71057763 Australia12/19/2015 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Crystalmethod Dear Santa, Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again. No more milk, no more cookies for joo. And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right? You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Crystalmethod Dear Santa, Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again. No more milk, no more cookies for joo. And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right? You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. Yeah we call them liberals and they keep trying to fuck with Christmas |
| Crystalmethod
User ID: 71057763 Australia12/19/2015 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Crystalmethod Dear Santa, Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again. No more milk, no more cookies for joo. And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right? You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch. Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Santa's Kitty You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch. Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol Santa makes me for my paycheck Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 04:19 AM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Santa's Kitty You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction. A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss. Agreed nothing is certain except a few things. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Santa's Kitty You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Dear Santa In Australia a pussy is a kitty, a weak person and a vagina. This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. Yeah we call them liberals and they keep trying to fuck with Christmas Here they hide a lot because their dog called Margaret gets scaaaaaared. |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction. A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss. Agreed nothing is certain except a few things. Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch. Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol Santa makes me for my paycheck Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246 This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. There is nothing certain, only probability and reaction. A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss. Agreed nothing is certain except a few things. Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy. Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right? Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees. |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Santa's Kitty Whatever, everything is backwards in Australia, this is the North Pole bitch. Is that what you call the pole that you swing from lol Santa makes me for my paycheck Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie? Yep...Santa knows all. He believes in climate change, it's in his file. That means rocks and other natural things in his stocking. Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 04:27 AM |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss. Agreed nothing is certain except a few things. Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy. Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right? Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees. No Santa has a strict policy against hiring Aussies. Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 04:28 AM |
| #Geomagnetic_Storm#
User ID: 70684744 United States12/19/2015 04:26 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie? Santa knows he believes in climate change, it's in his file. Does the north pole even have ice in it anymore? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie? Santa knows he believes in climate change, it's in his file. Does the north pole even have ice in it anymore? Of course not Al Gore Melted it all |
| #Geomagnetic_Storm#
User ID: 70684744 United States12/19/2015 04:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246 Did you hear on the grapevine that Geo person became a staunch liberal commie? Santa knows he believes in climate change, it's in his file. Does the north pole even have ice in it anymore? Of course not Al Gore Melted it all Damn you Al Gore! |
| NowIhavetothinkofaname
User ID: 71056656 Australia12/19/2015 04:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Next week's Powerball numbers! NowIhavetothinkofanameohnoithurts It's all bull! Nevertheless, the ruler is not truly wise who cannot discern evils before they develop themselves, and this is a faculty given to few. Niccolo Machiavelli Karma is funny, people who kick dogs usually get bitten. If someone doesn't add value to your life, then that someone shouldn't be a part of it. You can always trust people to do whatever is in their own interests. It is certain wastelands will be brought under cultivation. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246 A cunt can be a mate, a fucker can be a boss. Agreed nothing is certain except a few things. Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy. Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right? Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees. No Santa has a policy against hiring Aussies. Aussie Elves have policies against working for American Santa's. But we still help the Global Santa's. |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Santa's Kitty Santa doesn't have time for your philosophical bullshit, we're really fucking busy. Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right? Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees. No Santa has a policy against hiring Aussies. Aussie Elves have policies against working for American Santa's. But we still help the Global Santa's. You're really helping the NWO grinch. |
| #Geomagnetic_Storm#
User ID: 70684744 United States12/19/2015 04:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
