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Chad Pitt
User ID: 70657280 United States 12/19/2015 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Is your husband asleep or something? War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. |
Crystalmethod
User ID: 71057763 Australia 12/19/2015 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I want to say Hi :) Thread: All I want for Christmas As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 12/19/2015 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | He's my boss. I just take notes like a sexy secretary. Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 03:40 AM |
Santa's Kitty
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Crystalmethod
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Santa's Kitty
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Santa's Kitty
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Crystalmethod
User ID: 71057763 Australia 12/19/2015 03:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future. I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning. I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
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Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 12/19/2015 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Santa. Quoting: Crystalmethod I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future. I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning. I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though. Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know. |
Crystalmethod
User ID: 71057763 Australia 12/19/2015 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Santa. Quoting: Crystalmethod I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future. I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning. I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though. Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know. If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time. Thanks As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 12/19/2015 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Santa. Quoting: Crystalmethod I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future. I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning. I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though. Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know. If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time. Thanks Whatever floats your boat Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 03:54 AM |
Crystalmethod
User ID: 71057763 Australia 12/19/2015 03:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear Santa. Quoting: Crystalmethod I am sorry those cookies and milk were not enough. I know I have been a very naughty boy and it is likely I will be naughty in the future. I do not want the usual presents or anything, but if you could bring my buddy back, I will work harder in future and try not to be so ungrateful for the things I do have like the Cats that allow me to care for them and the birds who bring me whistles in the morning. I wont apologise for the spiders that I obliterate though. Sounds like you need a spanking, I'll let Santa know. If I can request, just a wooden spoon spank, no belts this time. Thanks Whatever floats your boat, I'll put it on your list My boat flies, it is called a space ship. I already requested my buddy back. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
Santa's Kitty
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aqmah
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Santa's Kitty
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71057168 United States 12/19/2015 03:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just want my man. Everything else pales in comparison... So, I'm all good, but thanks, Santa. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71057168 Yeah right, when he dumps you don't come asking for another one "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, are you Santa? |
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Santa's Kitty
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Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 12/19/2015 04:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Santa, why did you wrestle with my sister from the time i was 3 until I was 14? Every year you came into my hose and tickles her in that special spot. Is that why you wear red? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70349204 Everyone knows Santa's a pervert, he hits on me all the time. We call Mrs Claus Mrs Clueless. |
Crystalmethod
User ID: 71057763 Australia 12/19/2015 04:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I already requested my buddy back. Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez. Dear Santa, Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again. No more milk, no more cookies for joo. And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right? As I walk through the valley of the shadow of GLP. |
aqmah
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Santa's Kitty
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Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States 12/19/2015 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Santa just makes crappy toys, he's not God. Geez. Dear Santa, Disregard my request, your pussy smells like rotten fish, I think its been eating from the trash cans again. No more milk, no more cookies for joo. And I saw your helpers milking the reindeers. You know it wasn't milk right? You are confused. Santa does not have a pussy. And I'm just a kitty, so don't shoot the messenger. Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 04:05 AM |
Santa's Kitty
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