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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246  Australia12/19/2015 04:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246 Is that right? But me as an elf of course, a very large elf that is, will still try to help and get shit done right? Unlike the Marxists who will just load up refugees. No Santa has a policy against hiring Aussies. Aussie Elves have policies against working for American Santa's. But we still help the Global Santa's. You're really helping the NWO grinch. No of course not, us Elves only help the non communist global Santa's. Anyone affiliated with the Greens or the Marxists receive no help. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71057168  United States12/19/2015 04:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. Yeah we call them liberals and they keep trying to fuck with Christmas Here they hide a lot because their dog called Margaret gets scaaaaaared. [youtube] [link to youtu.be (secure)] |
Orthodox
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11002227  Canada12/19/2015 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Santa's Kitty
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/19/2015 04:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dear santa: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11002227 Why you give me mr potato head with machine gun? Why you no like? Simple. If you can't read and write Santa thinks you're a child Last Edited by Santa's Kitty on 12/19/2015 04:35 AM |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40915246 This is only for certain communist people though. Not most people. Yeah we call them liberals and they keep trying to fuck with Christmas Here they hide a lot because their dog called Margaret gets scaaaaaared. [youtube] [link to youtu.be (secure)] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40915246 Australia12/19/2015 04:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Hi Bro
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69962842 Canada12/20/2015 03:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Hi Bro
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/20/2015 04:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69962842 Canada12/20/2015 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Hi Bro
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/20/2015 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69962842 Canada12/20/2015 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69962842 Canada12/20/2015 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'd like to sit on santas lap and tell him what I Want for Christmas! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842 Get in line bitch!  Your a bad Santa! I'm telling my daddy! *You're Santa will penalize you for bad grammar and spelling errors Fuck you Santa, you crusty old man, |
| Hi Bro
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69962842 Canada12/20/2015 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Hi Bro
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/20/2015 04:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My daddy's gonna kick your ass Santa, right back to the North Pole! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842 POW! Whose your daddy? My daddy is super strong and powerful and he's mad now! Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet. Hi Bro |
| Hi Bro
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/20/2015 04:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My daddy's gonna kick your ass Santa, right back to the North Pole! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842 POW! Whose your daddy? My daddy is super strong and powerful and he's mad now! Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet. Yo daddy's nuts are so small, squirrels dont even want them! Hi Bro |
| Hi Bro
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69962842 Canada12/20/2015 04:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| x)Phoenix(x
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| Hi Bro
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/20/2015 04:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're the weirdest Santa yet. Now give me a prince for Christmas! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69962842 Don't diss Santa, ya dig? Take yo' prince an' shove him up yo' ass and shit. Last Edited by Hi Bro on 12/20/2015 04:32 AM Hi Bro |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69962842 Canada12/20/2015 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Hi Bro
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/20/2015 04:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How many times this week has yo momma brought you dinner in the basement? Last Edited by Hi Bro on 12/20/2015 04:38 AM Hi Bro |
| x)Phoenix(x
User ID: 6555069 United States12/20/2015 04:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best!  You can’t hide tyranny behind medals and fancy uniforms. Free people fight harder than slaves. |
| Hi Bro
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/20/2015 04:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best! She must not like you very much  Last Edited by Hi Bro on 12/20/2015 04:44 AM Hi Bro |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71055261 Australia12/20/2015 04:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| x)Phoenix(x
User ID: 6555069 United States12/20/2015 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best! She must not like you very much Yes, she does, otherwise she wouldn't do anything for me. What's wrong? Have a bad relationship with your mum? If so I'm sorry, I hope your broken heart is healed. You can’t hide tyranny behind medals and fancy uniforms. Free people fight harder than slaves. |
| Hi Bro
(OP) User ID: 66021996 United States12/20/2015 04:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best! She must not like you very much Yes, she does, otherwise she wouldn't do anything for me. Mt Dew's radioactive toxic poison, that's all. Didn't you notice it glows an unnatural yellow-green color? Last Edited by Hi Bro on 12/20/2015 04:50 AM Hi Bro |
| x)Phoenix(x
User ID: 6555069 United States12/20/2015 04:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: x)Phoenix(x Ummm not once this week, but she did buy me 3 cases of mt dew awhile ago, and did my laundry. Yep, my mom is the best! She must not like you very much Yes, she does, otherwise she wouldn't do anything for me. Mt dew's radioactive toxic poison, that's all. What is your point? Do you need some love kitty? Here have a green karma hug!!!! You can’t hide tyranny behind medals and fancy uniforms. Free people fight harder than slaves. |
