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My mom!

 
ayr phorce yuan

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01/11/2013 02:13 AM
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Your mum is "awesome" as is mine, many love world of warcraft, many love facebook, some even love glp, but if the truth be told......... Mum's is where it's at ')

Surprise your mum today, you don't need to spend anything, just turn up!

Thank you for this post, it's 7:12 am here in the UK, and my day has started well, horses fed, showered, shaved and looking forward to speaking to mum!
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01/11/2013 02:15 AM
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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


My Mom's a selfish bitch...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Join the club, mine smokes crack and has stolen from me to do so.
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01/11/2013 02:17 AM
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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


My Mom's a selfish bitch...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sorry brief. That sucks. When my dad kicks off I would be proud to call you pops, although I think we are close to the same age.
 Quoting: j994k


Yeah, I'm 38...but that's not a problem with me son :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


I thought you were a 70 year old!

I'm shocked!!!
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01/11/2013 02:18 AM
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Funny how Brief was all on this, he was like stink on shit at first....
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01/11/2013 02:20 AM

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My Mom's breast cancer spread to her lymphnodes. This really sucks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10246824


Hang in there AC, stay strong and positive. My Mom had cervical and uterine cancer. Spread to lymph nodes as well...they caught it late. She is now 11 years cancer free. Prayers for you and your Mom! hf
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01/11/2013 02:25 AM
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Just want to tell you about my mom for a second. I had a rough week. Went to visit my mom today. She made it all better.

My mom is awesome.

She is a card carrying Mensa genius. A little psychic.(she reads cards) She taught herself to play the piano, 12 string acoustic guitar, and computers. She is recently retired.

My mom taught me how to survive off the land. Alternatives to modern medicine, and how to think for myself. Mom and Dad have been marred for 40 years, and dad has taught me a lot, but at 37 years old when life gets hard mom is the one I can talk things out with.

She made it all better today. I wouldn't say that I'm a mamas boy, but shit piled up and I was stressing. I hung out with mom all day and things are in a different perspective now. My mom is bad ass. I love my mom. She is awesome.

I'm just saying.......
 Quoting: j994k


Gotta Love Moms

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thanks OP for this-
Parents: remember the enormous effect you have on your children. It is your biggest responsibility. You don't need to give them THINGS, just YOU with unconditional love.
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01/11/2013 02:41 AM
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You are a very, very luck human.
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01/11/2013 02:43 AM
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How did this fag shit get pinned? The fuck? stfu
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01/11/2013 02:46 AM
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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


This comes pretty close.

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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


This comes pretty close.


 Quoting: Psych


Right? Rofl.
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UNTHIN THIS PHIT wtf
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01/11/2013 03:01 AM
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Huggies to you! My youngest son is the mama's boy and I say that in a good way. I have a great relationship with all of my kids (all grown).

Your mom did a good job! You should show her your thread, she would be happy to see it.

hf
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When your Dad kicks, can I get her number?
 Quoting: BRIEF


You never fail to crack me up you nut! I have an extremely warped sense of humor (I am a warped person).

OP I lost my mom a little over 8 years ago and not a day goes by that I don't think of her. She was one of the funniest, most caring people I've ever met.

She had a hard life but fought to the end and always had a positive attitude. She taught me so much about being a good person. I fall short of the mark sometimes but I try....

Last Edited by geminilion on 01/11/2013 03:03 AM
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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My mom is my best friend OP. Loving, caring, loyal and always there for me, but never gives advice cause she knows people can figure things out on their own. After dad died, she married a very manipulative, controlling bully of a man who pushed us all away from her. Now she has cancer with home hospice...and we're not allowed to visit cause he wants his privacy (and her finances) to himself. A horrible way for such a great woman who loves her kids so much to spend the rest of her days. I miss her so much. Love your moms while you have them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30600228


I am so sorry to hear that! Don't you have any rights at all as her child to see her? That would upset me to no end, there's no way I would let anyone keep me away from my dying mother.

Please try to see her.....hugs.hf
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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01/11/2013 03:12 AM
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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


My Mom's a selfish bitch...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Ditto here. :(
I think we're doomed....
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When your Dad kicks, can I get her number?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


My Mom's a selfish bitch...
 Quoting: BRIEF




:rtyttioiuouoohjj:

you remind me of this chicken thats slippen out of this can so full of fat and love ready to eat meal
 Quoting: SeaPunk


Blah...just threw up in my mouth a little...ugh.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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Just want to tell you about my mom for a second. I had a rough week. Went to visit my mom today. She made it all better.

My mom is awesome.

She is a card carrying Mensa genius. A little psychic.(she reads cards) She taught herself to play the piano, 12 string acoustic guitar, and computers. She is recently retired.

My mom taught me how to survive off the land. Alternatives to modern medicine, and how to think for myself. Mom and Dad have been marred for 40 years, and dad has taught me a lot, but at 37 years old when life gets hard mom is the one I can talk things out with.

She made it all better today. I wouldn't say that I'm a mamas boy, but shit piled up and I was stressing. I hung out with mom all day and things are in a different perspective now. My mom is bad ass. I love my mom. She is awesome.

I'm just saying.......
 Quoting: j994k




Oedipus, is that you??
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01/11/2013 05:06 AM
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Mom's are the SHIT!!!!! :-)
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My mom is awesome too.

She's survived being burned almost to death, cervical cancer and brain cancer. She's the toughest old lady I know. She's been an excellent wife for 48 yrs, she raised us right, she's always been loving and doting and still is to this day..even though she feels like hell. Mama always tries to take care of me. :) She babies me. :)

Best woman I know. I worship her. She's my best pal.
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Just want to tell you about my mom for a second. I had a rough week. Went to visit my mom today. She made it all better.

My mom is awesome.

She is a card carrying Mensa genius. A little psychic.(she reads cards) She taught herself to play the piano, 12 string acoustic guitar, and computers. She is recently retired.

My mom taught me how to survive off the land. Alternatives to modern medicine, and how to think for myself. Mom and Dad have been marred for 40 years, and dad has taught me a lot, but at 37 years old when life gets hard mom is the one I can talk things out with.

She made it all better today. I wouldn't say that I'm a mamas boy, but shit piled up and I was stressing. I hung out with mom all day and things are in a different perspective now. My mom is bad ass. I love my mom. She is awesome.

I'm just saying.......
 Quoting: j994k


thats lovely hugs
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01/11/2013 05:18 AM
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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


My Mom's a selfish bitch...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Mine was too......
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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
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01/11/2013 05:38 AM
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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


My mom is da bomb.
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Mom showed me how to show feelings. We don't hug except at holidays, but we say what is on our minds. You can always reconnect no?
 Quoting: j994k


We're both on Facebook....she "likes" my posts, LOL.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


facebook? Haven't you learned a damn thing on here?

MORAN!

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She is a great lady, very kind and loving, but we don't have the relationship you and your mom do. I don't share problems or look to her for advice, really. We are pretty detached from each other in that way.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


I'm sorry. Moms are the shit. What happened?
 Quoting: j994k


Nothing happened, exactly. She was raised in an orphanage....just never learned the touchy-feely stuff, I guess. She is a kind and caring person, but we don't have the closeness that you are lucky enough to share with your mom.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


Mom showed me how to show feelings. We don't hug except at holidays, but we say what is on our minds. You can always reconnect no?
 Quoting: j994k


You should give your mum a big hug whenever you can. She will like that.
Also when your mum isn't there you will wonder about all the times you were an ass to her. I know because I have been there. I only wish I could see her again. I hope I can.
Also take some videos and sound recording of her so you can
remember her when you are older.

To write about your mum saying she is awesome shows she really is a special mum.
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smile_kiss for good mom's and the children who love them!
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my mum has always been there for me no matter what. now she is cancer and needs to go through chemotherapy,radiotherapy and hormone treatment.i cant be with her as i live in another country and cant afford to go see hear at the moment. if you are religious please pray for her.
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Good for you OP.

hf

I love my mom too...she's almost as crazy as I am.

Runs in the family...

5a
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My mom is my best friend OP. Loving, caring, loyal and always there for me, but never gives advice cause she knows people can figure things out on their own. After dad died, she married a very manipulative, controlling bully of a man who pushed us all away from her. Now she has cancer with home hospice...and we're not allowed to visit cause he wants his privacy (and her finances) to himself. A horrible way for such a great woman who loves her kids so much to spend the rest of her days. I miss her so much. Love your moms while you have them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30600228


I am so sorry to hear that! Don't you have any rights at all as her child to see her? That would upset me to no end, there's no way I would let anyone keep me away from my dying mother.

Please try to see her.....hugs.hf
 Quoting: geminilion


We are upset. But if we insist on seeing her....he will take his frustrations out on her, being rough with her and yelling at her. She's so fragile right now we don't want him to hurt or upset her. But thanks for the hug....it hasn't been easy.
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you're so lucky, my Mother is a selfish chronic alchoholic who lies and cheats just so she can drink vodka straight out of the bottle, she used to be lovely but now she is possessed by the demon that is drink.





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