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My mom!

 
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My mom!
Just want to tell you about my mom for a second. I had a rough week. Went to visit my mom today. She made it all better.

My mom is awesome.

She is a card carrying Mensa genius. A little psychic.(she reads cards) She taught herself to play the piano, 12 string acoustic guitar, and computers. She is recently retired.

My mom taught me how to survive off the land. Alternatives to modern medicine, and how to think for myself. Mom and Dad have been marred for 40 years, and dad has taught me a lot, but at 37 years old when life gets hard mom is the one I can talk things out with.

She made it all better today. I wouldn't say that I'm a mamas boy, but shit piled up and I was stressing. I hung out with mom all day and things are in a different perspective now. My mom is bad ass. I love my mom. She is awesome.

I'm just saying.......
That is all...
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You are really lucky.hf
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Tell me about. Your mom.
That is all...
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When your Dad kicks, can I get her number?
I never forgive and I never forget

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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


My Mom's a selfish bitch...
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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You are fortunate.
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Tell me about. Your mom.
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My Mom's a selfish bitch...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sorry brief. That sucks. When my dad kicks off I would be proud to call you pops, although I think we are close to the same age.
That is all...
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Tell me about. Your mom.
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She is a great lady, very kind and loving, but we don't have the relationship you and your mom do. I don't share problems or look to her for advice, really. We are pretty detached from each other in that way.
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Tell me about. Your mom.
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My Mom's a selfish bitch...
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Sorry brief. That sucks. When my dad kicks off I would be proud to call you pops, although I think we are close to the same age.
 Quoting: j994k


Yeah, I'm 38...but that's not a problem with me son :)
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


She is a great lady, very kind and loving, but we don't have the relationship you and your mom do. I don't share problems or look to her for advice, really. We are pretty detached from each other in that way.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


I'm sorry. Moms are the shit. What happened?
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I love your thread. She sounds amazing. Thanks for telling us a little about her!

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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


She is a great lady, very kind and loving, but we don't have the relationship you and your mom do. I don't share problems or look to her for advice, really. We are pretty detached from each other in that way.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


I'm sorry. Moms are the shit. What happened?
 Quoting: j994k


Nothing happened, exactly. She was raised in an orphanage....just never learned the touchy-feely stuff, I guess. She is a kind and caring person, but we don't have the closeness that you are lucky enough to share with your mom.
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Tell me about. Your mom.
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My Mom's a selfish bitch...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sorry brief. That sucks. When my dad kicks off I would be proud to call you pops, although I think we are close to the same age.
 Quoting: j994k


Yeah, I'm 38...but that's not a problem with me son :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


Henceforth you will be replied to as pops! Thanks ol buddy!
That is all...
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Tell me about. Your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


She is a great lady, very kind and loving, but we don't have the relationship you and your mom do. I don't share problems or look to her for advice, really. We are pretty detached from each other in that way.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


I'm sorry. Moms are the shit. What happened?
 Quoting: j994k


Nothing happened, exactly. She was raised in an orphanage....just never learned the touchy-feely stuff, I guess. She is a kind and caring person, but we don't have the closeness that you are lucky enough to share with your mom.
 Quoting: oh_yikes


Mom showed me how to show feelings. We don't hug except at holidays, but we say what is on our minds. You can always reconnect no?
That is all...
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You are a good son.
My son was a prodigal son for a while. My daughter the prodigal daughter for awhile.

But the day my son called me from work, in his 30s, voice trembling, he said, "Thank you, mom. I wouldn't be where I am now without all your prayers and support and making me get my life straight." Then one day he told my husband, "Dad, there just aren't any women out there like her. None like her left."
It's a long time coming, but well worth it, for us moms with sons like you!
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I love your thread. She sounds amazing. Thanks for telling us a little about her!

5 stars. cool2
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


EM you are beautiful! Thanks for the reply.
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My mom is my best friend OP. Loving, caring, loyal and always there for me, but never gives advice cause she knows people can figure things out on their own. After dad died, she married a very manipulative, controlling bully of a man who pushed us all away from her. Now she has cancer with home hospice...and we're not allowed to visit cause he wants his privacy (and her finances) to himself. A horrible way for such a great woman who loves her kids so much to spend the rest of her days. I miss her so much. Love your moms while you have them.
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Mom showed me how to show feelings. We don't hug except at holidays, but we say what is on our minds. You can always reconnect no?
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We're both on Facebook....she "likes" my posts, LOL.
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You are a good son.
My son was a prodigal son for a while. My daughter the prodigal daughter for awhile.

But the day my son called me from work, in his 30s, voice trembling, he said, "Thank you, mom. I wouldn't be where I am now without all your prayers and support and making me get my life straight." Then one day he told my husband, "Dad, there just aren't any women out there like her. None like her left."
It's a long time coming, but well worth it, for us moms with sons like you!
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You did your job, and evidently did it right. Bless you. Good job!!
That is all...
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Thanks for the post, dude. With so much doom and despair out there this post gave me the warm and fuzzy.

My mom is always supportive and accepting for the things I've chosen in my life. My dad however, thinks I'm a retard and that I do nothing but make mistakes every day of my life. He has no confidence in me.

My mom will listen to my experiences and not be judgemental. My dad judges me before I can utter my second sentence and won't budge from his instant judgement no matter what facts I try to present.

I'm happy for you OP that you have such a supporting mom. Bless you.
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My mom is my best friend OP. Loving, caring, loyal and always there for me, but never gives advice cause she knows people can figure things out on their own. After dad died, she married a very manipulative, controlling bully of a man who pushed us all away from her. Now she has cancer with home hospice...and we're not allowed to visit cause he wants his privacy (and her finances) to himself. A horrible way for such a great woman who loves her kids so much to spend the rest of her days. I miss her so much. Love your moms while you have them.
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OMG! Sorry. Fuck him, go see her! If new husband has a problem with it, punch him in the throat. She was your mom before anything else. Fuck him! (A little crass but so what) she is your mom.
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My Mom's a selfish bitch...
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Sorry brief. That sucks. When my dad kicks off I would be proud to call you pops, although I think we are close to the same age.
 Quoting: j994k


Yeah, I'm 38...but that's not a problem with me son :)
 Quoting: BRIEF


rofl
 Quoting: Chip


Pops is the shit huh?
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Sounds like my mom.

Remember folks, REAL people don't dump their patents in nursing homes.

Godspeed OP. Five stars for a smile from me.
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My mom is awesome too, but now I fear for her life, it's pretty difficult considering the recent death of my father fresh in my memory, maybe even fresher now, I try my best to stay positive, but that's starting to get really hard.

Never take anything for granted. hf
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My mom is my best friend OP. Loving, caring, loyal and always there for me, but never gives advice cause she knows people can figure things out on their own. After dad died, she married a very manipulative, controlling bully of a man who pushed us all away from her. Now she has cancer with home hospice...and we're not allowed to visit cause he wants his privacy (and her finances) to himself. A horrible way for such a great woman who loves her kids so much to spend the rest of her days. I miss her so much. Love your moms while you have them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30600228


OMG! Sorry. Fuck him, go see her! If new husband has a problem with it, punch him in the throat. She was your mom before anything else. Fuck him! (A little crass but so what) she is your mom.
 Quoting: j994k


Thanks OP.... I appreciate your crassness anyway. I know your mom loves you so much and is proud of you.
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Don't matter how mad I get at my mom, Everytime I see her my day gets better. I mothers love is one of a kind hf
5Stars for the Moms hf
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OP,

Cute, nice, and good for you.

Imagine if the world behaved this way?

Touched my heart, even more as I lost my mom a few weeks ago.
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Sounds like my mom.

Remember folks, REAL people don't dump their patents in nursing homes.

Godspeed OP. Five stars for a smile from me.
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Right on, had care over my dad for over a year, he trusted my ways. (hempoil, turmeric, slow juicing, old fashioned praying etc.) improved his life quality quite a bit, even the doctors and nurses were amazed, cancer everywhere thanks to chemo, including pretty bad bonecancer but he had not much pain. Tough year that was, I am still very grateful that I could be there with him when he died.
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Thanks for the post, dude. With so much doom and despair out there this post gave me the warm and fuzzy.

My mom is always supportive and accepting for the things I've chosen in my life. My dad however, thinks I'm a retard and that I do nothing but make mistakes every day of my life. He has no confidence in me.

My mom will listen to my experiences and not be judgemental. My dad judges me before I can utter my second sentence and won't budge from his instant judgement no matter what facts I try to present.

I'm happy for you OP that you have such a supporting mom. Bless you.
 Quoting: Warm and Fuzzy 21509763


Your post hits home sir. I expect more out of my son than what I have done. I have done good with my life, but I expect more out of him. I have given him the tools, it's up to him now.

Don't blame your pops, he has done what he thought was best for you. Believe me he has confidence in you, he is just challenging you to be better than what he was. I know. You got this shit

Show him!
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OP,

Cute, nice, and good for you.

Imagine if the world behaved this way?

Touched my heart, even more as I lost my mom a few weeks ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8862775


My sincere condolences, take time to mourn your loss. hf
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