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She is a card carrying Mensa genius.

Mensa is very euro centric and has no actual bases on intelligence.

A little psychic.(she reads cards)

The reading of cards has no scientific foundation and is based purely on fantasy and fraudulent or delusional behavior on behalf of the so called "clairvoyant".

She taught herself to play the piano.

I would have to assume that her lack of formal training unless otherwise demonstrated capabilities means she knows chopsticks and a collection of similar simplistic compositions.

12 string acoustic guitar.

See above.

and computers.

Congratulations your mother can point and click.

She is recently retired.

Your Mother is providing absolutely zero value to society and would actually provide a greater contribution to the world if she was terminated and no longer consumed resources that could better be utilized by someone who would actually assist in improving the world and contributing to improving anything other than her own personal agenda.

whatever
 Quoting: Reality Check 30235756


Sweet troll. She played in a band in the 1973 worlds fair. She can play anything on the guitar or piano you put in front of her. Not to mention the few hundred songs she has committed to memory.

She was the systems administrator to 6 major army hospitals for the last 15 years. She wrote extensive security software to protect information to said hospitals.

The readings she has done have been accurate. To the point of scary.

The work she has done for the government with not just medical record security, but the security of government information is legendary for those that know what she has done.

You sir can eat a poop covered penis!!

My mom is awesome!
 Quoting: j994k



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Thanks for the post, dude. With so much doom and despair out there this post gave me the warm and fuzzy.

My mom is always supportive and accepting for the things I've chosen in my life. My dad however, thinks I'm a retard and that I do nothing but make mistakes every day of my life. He has no confidence in me.

My mom will listen to my experiences and not be judgemental. My dad judges me before I can utter my second sentence and won't budge from his instant judgement no matter what facts I try to present.

I'm happy for you OP that you have such a supporting mom. Bless you.
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Sometime we're just not wanting our sons to make the same mistakes we did. Wanting your son to be careful and "look before you leap" is just a dad thing. Sometimes it seems a bit "holier than thou" but it's just the kid in us that is still afraid of failure.
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Just want to tell you about my mom for a second. I had a rough week. Went to visit my mom today. She made it all better.

My mom is awesome.

She is a card carrying Mensa genius. A little psychic.(she reads cards) She taught herself to play the piano, 12 string acoustic guitar, and computers. She is recently retired.

My mom taught me how to survive off the land. Alternatives to modern medicine, and how to think for myself. Mom and Dad have been marred for 40 years, and dad has taught me a lot, but at 37 years old when life gets hard mom is the one I can talk things out with.

She made it all better today. I wouldn't say that I'm a mamas boy, but shit piled up and I was stressing. I hung out with mom all day and things are in a different perspective now. My mom is bad ass. I love my mom. She is awesome.

I'm just saying.......
 Quoting: j994k


I am a mom with a young adult son. I am very happy to read your words. Some time back, I inadvertently caught a teasing bit of conversation between my son and one of his friends (who is also a good guy). To paraphrase, the friend teased about my son being a mama's boy; and my son replied, yeah, she's had my back without fail for over 20 years; who else can you say that about; so, if that makes me a mama's boy, yeah. (I didn't cry. I didn't cry. Maybe a little, silently.) I feel so grateful to have this big guy in my life as a son and a friend.

Probably, your own mom has her version of such a moment.

Don't pay any attention to those who might mock the way you feel. Just keep in mind, you are a bigger and better man than any of them, any day of the week.
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My Mom's the last person I turn to.

No matter what you're going through, she also twists it around to how it's somehow about her. She can't step outside her own envy, grief, self-view for one second even to comfort her own son.

Nothing matters anyway (she's HYPER-Christian). You're either 100% percent on board with her narrow world view or your a sinner going to hell anyway.
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My Mom's the last person I turn to.

No matter what you're going through, she also twists it around to how it's somehow about her. She can't step outside her own envy, grief, self-view for one second even to comfort her own son.

Nothing matters anyway (she's HYPER-Christian). You're either 100% percent on board with her narrow world view or your a sinner going to hell anyway.
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Sorry for that.
That is all...
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Extremely lucky.
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Just want to tell you about my mom for a second. I had a rough week. Went to visit my mom today. She made it all better.

My mom is awesome.

She is a card carrying Mensa genius. A little psychic.(she reads cards) She taught herself to play the piano, 12 string acoustic guitar, and computers. She is recently retired.

My mom taught me how to survive off the land. Alternatives to modern medicine, and how to think for myself. Mom and Dad have been marred for 40 years, and dad has taught me a lot, but at 37 years old when life gets hard mom is the one I can talk things out with.

She made it all better today. I wouldn't say that I'm a mamas boy, but shit piled up and I was stressing. I hung out with mom all day and things are in a different perspective now. My mom is bad ass. I love my mom. She is awesome.

I'm just saying.......
 Quoting: j994k


I am a mom with a young adult son. I am very happy to read your words. Some time back, I inadvertently caught a teasing bit of conversation between my son and one of his friends (who is also a good guy). To paraphrase, the friend teased about my son being a mama's boy; and my son replied, yeah, she's had my back without fail for over 20 years; who else can you say that about; so, if that makes me a mama's boy, yeah. (I didn't cry. I didn't cry. Maybe a little, silently.) I feel so grateful to have this big guy in my life as a son and a friend.

Probably, your own mom has her version of such a moment.

Don't pay any attention to those who might mock the way you feel. Just keep in mind, you are a bigger and better man than any of them, any day of the week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25773843


Bless you MOM! I love you even though I don't know you. You did good!!
That is all...
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Sweet troll. She played in a band in the 1973 worlds fair. She can play anything on the guitar or piano you put in front of her. Not to mention the few hundred songs she has committed to memory.

She was the systems administrator to 6 major army hospitals for the last 15 years. She wrote extensive security software to protect information to said hospitals.

The readings she has done have been accurate. To the point of scary.

The work she has done for the government with not just medical record security, but the security of government information is legendary for those that know what she has done.

You sir can eat a poop covered penis!!

My mom is awesome!
 Quoting: j994k


Dear Daughter

Enjoy the memories, please record them. Please live in awe of the stories you have heard and be sure to pass them on to your children. As you grow older I impress upon you and others to look in the mirror every year and perform a self assessment. When you can honestly say they the value you have contributed this year is greater than the burden you have placed on your children and the children of your peers then go to sleep with a clear conscience.
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Sweet troll. She played in a band in the 1973 worlds fair. She can play anything on the guitar or piano you put in front of her. Not to mention the few hundred songs she has committed to memory.

She was the systems administrator to 6 major army hospitals for the last 15 years. She wrote extensive security software to protect information to said hospitals.

The readings she has done have been accurate. To the point of scary.

The work she has done for the government with not just medical record security, but the security of government information is legendary for those that know what she has done.

You sir can eat a poop covered penis!!

My mom is awesome!
 Quoting: j994k


Dear Daughter

Enjoy the memories, please record them. Please live in awe of the stories you have heard and be sure to pass them on to your children. As you grow older I impress upon you and others to look in the mirror every year and perform a self assessment. When you can honestly say they the value you have contributed this year is greater than the burden you have placed on your children and the children of your peers then go to sleep with a clear conscience.
 Quoting: Reality Check 30235756


NICE!!
That is all...
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I'm happy for you OP and wish every could say they had a great Mom. I am fortunate to also have an awesome Mom. I think she is incredible and everyone who meets her also thinks she is such a wonderful person. Growing up she did Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, PTSO, took in friends of mine that were abused to live with us, I could go on and on. Instilled in everyone to believe they are wonderful and unique in their own way and that they can accomplish anything despite what others tell them. Both my best friends understood why I chose my Mom to be my maid of honor at my wedding. Not because she is my friend, (she isn't - that's not the type of relationship I am trying to describe) but because I was trying to honor her in some way for all the respect she deserves. My husband lovingly refers to her as " that woman " cause she's so sweet he can not even make any mother-in-law jokes about her. Much love to all the great Mom's out there!! hf
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I'm happy for you OP and wish every could say they had a great Mom. I am fortunate to also have an awesome Mom. I think she is incredible and everyone who meets her also thinks she is such a wonderful person. Growing up she did Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, PTSO, took in friends of mine that were abused to live with us, I could go on and on. Instilled in everyone to believe they are wonderful and unique in their own way and that they can accomplish anything despite what others tell them. Both my best friends understood why I chose my Mom to be my maid of honor at my wedding. Not because she is my friend, (she isn't - that's not the type of relationship I am trying to describe) but because I was trying to honor her in some way for all the respect she deserves. My husband lovingly refers to her as " that woman " cause she's so sweet he can not even make any mother-in-law jokes about her. Much love to all the great Mom's out there!! hf
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Your mom sounds awesome. Women are the glue that hold shit together. Give your mom a high five out of the blue and say "that's from John"

Bless your mom
That is all...
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I love that you are honoring your mother. She would be very happy to read it I'm sure!!!


:pinkheart2:
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Just want to tell you about my mom for a second. I had a rough week. Went to visit my mom today. She made it all better.

My mom is awesome.

She is a card carrying Mensa genius. A little psychic.(she reads cards) She taught herself to play the piano, 12 string acoustic guitar, and computers. She is recently retired.

My mom taught me how to survive off the land. Alternatives to modern medicine, and how to think for myself. Mom and Dad have been marred for 40 years, and dad has taught me a lot, but at 37 years old when life gets hard mom is the one I can talk things out with.

She made it all better today. I wouldn't say that I'm a mamas boy, but shit piled up and I was stressing. I hung out with mom all day and things are in a different perspective now. My mom is bad ass. I love my mom. She is awesome.

I'm just saying.......
 Quoting: j994k


Haha, shut up Beaker.
lol...

Seriously though, thats nice.
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I love that you are honoring your mother. She would be very happy to read it I'm sure!!!


:pinkheart2:
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Haha. She might be. She is on here too.
That is all...
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Just want to tell you about my mom for a second. I had a rough week. Went to visit my mom today. She made it all better.

My mom is awesome.

She is a card carrying Mensa genius. A little psychic.(she reads cards) She taught herself to play the piano, 12 string acoustic guitar, and computers. She is recently retired.

My mom taught me how to survive off the land. Alternatives to modern medicine, and how to think for myself. Mom and Dad have been marred for 40 years, and dad has taught me a lot, but at 37 years old when life gets hard mom is the one I can talk things out with.

She made it all better today. I wouldn't say that I'm a mamas boy, but shit piled up and I was stressing. I hung out with mom all day and things are in a different perspective now. My mom is bad ass. I love my mom. She is awesome.

I'm just saying.......
 Quoting: j994k


Haha, shut up Beaker.
lol...

Seriously though, thats nice.
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Thanks!
That is all...
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I love that you are honoring your mother. She would be very happy to read it I'm sure!!!


:pinkheart2:
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Haha. She might be. She is on here too.
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Really? Wow. That is quite something to be able to share GLP and all it's madness ;)
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owen loves his mamma
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My Mom's the last person I turn to.

No matter what you're going through, she also twists it around to how it's somehow about her. She can't step outside her own envy, grief, self-view for one second even to comfort her own son.

Nothing matters anyway (she's HYPER-Christian). You're either 100% percent on board with her narrow world view or your a sinner going to hell anyway.
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Sorry for you. Things are NEVER what they appear to be and the end is not going to be what we have all been told....not for anybody,,,,,,,not in any religion.
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Thanks AC! :flowers:

Even the fewest kind words can make all the difference in the world.
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Yeah, I Love My Mom to!
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Will do OP. Make sure to give your Mom one from me as well. rockon
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She is a card carrying Mensa genius.

Mensa is very euro centric and has no actual bases on intelligence.

A little psychic.(she reads cards)

The reading of cards has no scientific foundation and is based purely on fantasy and fraudulent or delusional behavior on behalf of the so called "clairvoyant".

She taught herself to play the piano.

I would have to assume that her lack of formal training unless otherwise demonstrated capabilities means she knows chopsticks and a collection of similar simplistic compositions.

12 string acoustic guitar.

See above.

and computers.

Congratulations your mother can point and click.

She is recently retired.

Your Mother is providing absolutely zero value to society and would actually provide a greater contribution to the world if she was terminated and no longer consumed resources that could better be utilized by someone who would actually assist in improving the world and contributing to improving anything other than her own personal agenda.

whatever
 Quoting: Reality Check 30235756


You know what? You are a fucking PRICK!!!

No doubt you hate your mother....and possibly all females.
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My response would have been no different then if the title read "My Dad". With 7 Billion people in the world and an aging population we need to realize that our senior population who are no longer contributing to society should not be a burden on their off spring. This is the basic foundation of natural selection and is essential for the survival of humanity and the conservation of resources.

The fact that we choose to ignore the very fabric of society and the foundation of our own existence as a result of compassion for people who have already enjoyed a long and prosperous life does not mean we should perpetuate their existence after they are no longer of value or an active contributor to society.
 Quoting: Reality Check 30235756




WOW!!!!!!!!! Another fucking prick and souless prick at that without conscience or humanity to boot.

How very callous of you. How very cold of you. You have no heart,,,no soul,,,no nothing. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN!!!
I don't recall this person/OP complaining or saying anything about his mom NOT being a contributing person or even that she is old.

YouR comments directly reflect your hatred and your anger FOR YOUR VERY SELF and you ........you are nothing more than a heartless

fucking MACHINE

You are just plain EVIL and have no soul.

YOU are SOULESS. YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD........AND NOBODY IS GOING TO MISS YOU.
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She is a card carrying Mensa genius.

Mensa is very euro centric and has no actual bases on intelligence.

A little psychic.(she reads cards)

The reading of cards has no scientific foundation and is based purely on fantasy and fraudulent or delusional behavior on behalf of the so called "clairvoyant".

She taught herself to play the piano.

I would have to assume that her lack of formal training unless otherwise demonstrated capabilities means she knows chopsticks and a collection of similar simplistic compositions.

12 string acoustic guitar.

See above.

and computers.

Congratulations your mother can point and click.

She is recently retired.

Your Mother is providing absolutely zero value to society and would actually provide a greater contribution to the world if she was terminated and no longer consumed resources that could better be utilized by someone who would actually assist in improving the world and contributing to improving anything other than her own personal agenda.

whatever
 Quoting: Reality Check 30235756


She is a card carrying Mensa genius.

Mensa is very euro centric and has no actual bases on intelligence.

A little psychic.(she reads cards)

The reading of cards has no scientific foundation and is based purely on fantasy and fraudulent or delusional behavior on behalf of the so called "clairvoyant".

She taught herself to play the piano.

I would have to assume that her lack of formal training unless otherwise demonstrated capabilities means she knows chopsticks and a collection of similar simplistic compositions.

12 string acoustic guitar.

See above.

and computers.

Congratulations your mother can point and click.

She is recently retired.

Your Mother is providing absolutely zero value to society and would actually provide a greater contribution to the world if she was terminated and no longer consumed resources that could better be utilized by someone who would actually assist in improving the world and contributing to improving anything other than her own personal agenda.

whatever
 Quoting: Reality Check 30235756


You don't have a mom or you hate her or you are jealous that this person thinks so much of his mom. You are also wrong on the piano playing, some of the best pianist are self taught, the guitar playing to. Being in mensa means she is sharp, I'll leave off the card reading unless it is poker cards.

You sound snobbish! Your poor parents.
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She is a card carrying Mensa genius.

Mensa is very euro centric and has no actual bases on intelligence.

A little psychic.(she reads cards)

The reading of cards has no scientific foundation and is based purely on fantasy and fraudulent or delusional behavior on behalf of the so called "clairvoyant".

She taught herself to play the piano.

I would have to assume that her lack of formal training unless otherwise demonstrated capabilities means she knows chopsticks and a collection of similar simplistic compositions.

12 string acoustic guitar.

See above.

and computers.

Congratulations your mother can point and click.

She is recently retired.

Your Mother is providing absolutely zero value to society and would actually provide a greater contribution to the world if she was terminated and no longer consumed resources that could better be utilized by someone who would actually assist in improving the world and contributing to improving anything other than her own personal agenda.

whatever
 Quoting: Reality Check 30235756


You know what? You are a fucking PRICK!!!

No doubt you hate your mother....and possibly all females.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15256858


My response would have been no different then if the title read "My Dad". With 7 Billion people in the world and an aging population we need to realize that our senior population who are no longer contributing to society should not be a burden on their off spring. This is the basic foundation of natural selection and is essential for the survival of humanity and the conservation of resources.

The fact that we choose to ignore the very fabric of society and the foundation of our own existence as a result of compassion for people who have already enjoyed a long and prosperous life does not mean we should perpetuate their existence after they are no longer of value or an active contributor to society.
 Quoting: Reality Check 30235756



You have forgotten, or perhaps never known, the importance of what wisdom, which comes with age, brings to society.

What a shame for you.

:MadSmile:
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mensa is narcissistic bullshit but yes there is nobody who will ever love you like your mother. show your love. especially since if they are old school parents still married then mom takes a lot of shit from dad.
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When your Dad kicks, can I get her number?
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Tell me about. Your mom.
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My Mom's a selfish bitch...
 Quoting: BRIEF




:rtyttioiuouoohjj:

you remind me of this chicken thats slippen out of this can so full of fat and love ready to eat meal
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Tell me about. Your mom.
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My Mom's a selfish bitch...
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And what do you do with adult kids who think like this when you're the mom? Two of mine act like this...tomato
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owen loves his mamma
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chuckle


in warm pursuit...
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Great post. I love my Mom with all my heart and am very fortunate to have her in my life. We are truly blessed.

Mom's rock!
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My Mom's breast cancer spread to her lymphnodes. This really sucks!





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