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LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

 
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LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Thursday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.

“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest fli

[link to thewashingtonfancy.com] lol

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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
Fix link when u go to eat the : lol is there..
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
laugh


could you imagine the look on the TSA officers face

laugh

Priceless!!!!!!!


clappa
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest fli

[link to thewashingtonfancy.com] lol
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He seems like a real go getter.
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
Fix link when u go to eat the : lol is there..
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This happened in February 2012.
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
Fix link when u go to eat the : lol is there..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16647180


This happened in February 2012.
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no wait it was July 2011
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
laugh


could you imagine the look on the TSA officers face

laugh

Priceless!!!!!!!


clappa
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hillary
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
satire. but pretty good satire.
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07/13/2012 12:56 AM
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
Fucking priceless!
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07/13/2012 12:57 AM
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
satire. but pretty good satire.
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Dammit, the OP fooled me

fuck you OP skull_fing

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07/13/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
That should teach'em LMAO
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07/13/2012 01:00 AM
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
laugh


could you imagine the look on the TSA officers face

laugh

Priceless!!!!!!!


clappa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19656002


hillary
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17290330


lmao..something like that for sure
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
This story is a fucking year old. Find some NEW material and then start a thread
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This story is a fucking year old. Find some NEW material and then start a thread
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You've already covered this boner?
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07/13/2012 01:14 AM
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
He should have told them to get a real job and to keep their fucking hands off his constitutional rights.
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
clappa

Too many pussy Americans to continue doing that...
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
The only thing that world have been sweeter is if he had worn leopard print spandex.
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
LOL. The TSA worker who inspected him quit afterwards.
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Re: LMAO Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
“I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano

Wow. Yeah, because I'm poor, I'm a fuck up. That makes sense.


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and no reference of an individual seeks to inflict malice or emotional harm.


My bad.

Last Edited by Fieldyznutz on 03/22/2015 09:14 PM
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