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Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

 
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07/19/2011 05:14 PM
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Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.

“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.

“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”

[link to thewashingtonfancy.com]
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07/19/2011 05:16 PM
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laugh
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07/19/2011 05:18 PM
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Re: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
“This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”.

My question is... how the hell does one ever develop a "passion" for touching strangers, in the first place?
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07/19/2011 05:20 PM
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Soooooo funny!
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07/19/2011 05:21 PM
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I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”

Dude got burned cruise

Craigslist and $90 woulda been cheaper...
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07/19/2011 05:22 PM
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"I suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers"

:laughing:

Pin this shit.

:pinthishit:
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07/19/2011 05:22 PM
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starwars
The first thing we've got to do is take out all the lawyers and shoot them down like dogs.
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07/19/2011 05:22 PM
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bahahahahahaha!
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07/19/2011 05:24 PM
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This is a satire site, read disclaimer at the bottom.
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07/19/2011 05:25 PM
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"I suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers"

laughing

Pin this shit.

pinthishit
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Guess he's gonna stick to family and friends now rofl

Pin pin pin!
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07/19/2011 05:25 PM
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07/19/2011 05:27 PM
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Winning.
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07/19/2011 05:31 PM
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Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car.

He's gonna make her role play and he's gonna take viagra.
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07/19/2011 05:31 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 837352


I would have elbowed the cop then used the video it court to show sexual harassment.

That cop was a pervert.
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07/19/2011 05:38 PM
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"I suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers"

:laughing:

Pin this shit.

:pinthishit:
 Quoting: Silverblade


Guess he's gonna stick to family and friends now rofl

Pin pin pin!
 Quoting: BoboTheHobo



I laughed my ass off too... :laughing:
Still Laughing! :laughing:
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07/19/2011 05:48 PM
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THAT took some balls!





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