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The Lord Jesus Christ Says: " Harold Doesn't Really Know." [Published May 17, 2011 - Fulfilled May 21, 2011]

 
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That's why i depend upon you for advice.

hf
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Well, I have to admit that all of the christian sisters of GLP are pretty great.......

banana2banana2banana2
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


That's called deflection.

The correct response is....

"I know I'm wonderful. God made me that way."
 Quoting: Once4All


OK....ok...I know I"m wonderful, God made me that way!! YEAH!

5a
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rockon

The bride of Christ!
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Just to let you all know, Harold has already left the building!

What should have been his last stand, his last "Open Forum" and he skipped out on it! They're having to do a rerun!!!
Obamacare: Never has so much been taken away from so many for so few.
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Thanks for the information. Sounds like if i wake up tomorrow morning in USA it will be busted.
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Errr... no. If it doesn't happen around the world to the east of USA at 6pm local time as predicted, it's busted. It's nothing to do with you waking up tomorrow morning.
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Um, right, thanks!
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Just to let you all know, Harold has already left the building!

What should have been his last stand, his last "Open Forum" and he skipped out on it! They're having to do a rerun!!!
 Quoting: Doomamatrix


Really? I was wondering what his schedule was....

So he's already changed his plans? Hmmmmm.......
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bump
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Thanks for the bump Revo!
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Harold may or may not be right. We shall see come May 21st. And, even if he is wrong, at least he's gotten people to think about God.
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He should not have been teaching this at all!
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Bless you! See ya on the 22nd peace
 Quoting: Insomnia Goddess


Rapture could be today!!!

cool2
 Quoting: Once4All


It could? Why are you flip flopping on what you claim the Lord Jesus told you? I thought "Harold doesn't really know"? If it does occur, then Harold really did know. Puhleeze. If so, it would certainly be a waste of all the energy you and others spent discrediting him. Shame Shame.
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No one REALLY knows....but we do KNOW that HE IS COMING AGAIN......we have signposts along the way to tell us the approximate time, so HIS peope will be ready as the bride....we are Living in those times now!

Rejoice in the LORD!!!
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hf

Thanks Grace.
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Bless you! See ya on the 22nd peace
 Quoting: Insomnia Goddess


Rapture could be today!!!

cool2
 Quoting: Once4All


It could? Why are you flip flopping on what you claim the Lord Jesus told you? I thought "Harold doesn't really know"? If it does occur, then Harold really did know. Puhleeze. If so, it would certainly be a waste of all the energy you and others spent discrediting him. Shame Shame.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1391704


"harold doesn't really know" means what it says.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087402


bump
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Once4All

Did you notice this news:

May22, UFO websites will be flooded with hoax claims of triangle UFOs. So be warned.

[link to www.unknowncountry.com]

The group Anonymous is about to hoax the world with a blizzard of reports of triangular UFOs. They hope to create another 'war of the worlds' frenzy, so be warned, don't buy into it. It is scheduled to start at 8PM EDT on May 22. We probably see twenty prank UFO videos to every on that might be real. Life is shorter than these jerks think. Why waste what time you have?

This might be a coincidence or not, but notice that this hoax prank event is scheduled for the day after the supposed rapture..

Lets see, if people do get raptured May 21, people would start asking questions on there whereabouts right?

Then the next day the media reports of UFO sightings?

Could this be a psyop? To make the public THINK that the disappearing people were taken in UFOS and not from CHRIST!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1392017


bump
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:colorbump:

Will be watching for a major deception on Sunday!
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bumpheartsangel3hearts
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:colorbump:

Thanks GLP Angel!
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Re: The Lord Jesus Christ Says: " Harold Doesn't Really Know." [Published May 17, 2011 - Fulfilled May 21, 2011]
OP hears voices in his head from an invisible friend.

Not exactly the most credible person.

OP is equally crazy as harold if not more so. At least harold collects money from all his cultists.
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OP hears voices in his head from an invisible friend.

Not exactly the most credible person.

OP is equally crazy as harold if not more so. At least harold collects money from all his cultists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277626


Poster is a liar. I do not hear voices in my head. I refuse to ask for anything for what i do. My words are true. My service is authentic. The Words of Knowledge i hear do not fail. Jesus Christ will return as King of kings and Lord of lords.

So you respect the fact that Harold asks for money. I don't. Anything else?
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OP hears voices in his head from an invisible friend.

Not exactly the most credible person.

OP is equally crazy as harold if not more so. At least harold collects money from all his cultists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277626


Poster is a liar. I do not hear voices in my head. I refuse to ask for anything for what i do. My words are true. My service is authentic. The Words of Knowledge i hear do not fail. Jesus Christ will return as King of kings and Lord of lords.

So you respect the fact that Harold asks for money. I don't. Anything else?
 Quoting: Once4All


Its a fact that you are completely insane.

Absolutely mad.

I disrespect you for being a world class idiot.

Your words are no truer than Harold's.

You guys are the same in my book.

Crazy, fear mongering assholes.
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Poster is a liar. I do not hear voices in my head. I refuse to ask for anything for what i do. My words are true. My service is authentic. The Words of Knowledge i hear do not fail. Jesus Christ will return as King of kings and Lord of lords.

So you respect the fact that Harold asks for money. I don't. Anything else?
 Quoting: Once4All


Why haven't you told Harold about what Jesus said? Surely he needs to hear it. You could send him an email, or try to contact him using the electric telephone.
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Poster is a liar. I do not hear voices in my head. I refuse to ask for anything for what i do. My words are true. My service is authentic. The Words of Knowledge i hear do not fail. Jesus Christ will return as King of kings and Lord of lords.

So you respect the fact that Harold asks for money. I don't. Anything else?
 Quoting: Once4All


Why haven't you told Harold about what Jesus said? Surely he needs to hear it. You could send him an email, or try to contact him using the electric telephone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1389463


I do not feel lead by the Holy Spirit to do that.
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Re: The Lord Jesus Christ Says: " Harold Doesn't Really Know." [Published May 17, 2011 - Fulfilled May 21, 2011]
Well, it's 6:22 am, and I'm still here.

afro
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Hi guys....

me too....

good morning!! Off to making sandwiches for the boys!
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Well, it's 6:22 am, and I'm still here.

afro
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Good morning!

I really do feel sad for those who believed Harold.
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Based on this Harold's Rapture teaching has failed.

Thread: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
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Based on this Harold's Rapture teaching has failed.

Thread: Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
 Quoting: Once4All


From S'gan-Levi:

Camping says: The Rapture Is Not Saturday -- It's Tonight
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"...Is that Eastern Standard or Pacific Standard Time?

Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now.
The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th. "Everyone will be weeping and wailing because they'll know in a few hours it'll come to their city," said Camping.

This also means that, if Camping is right, his signs littering California and in his current hometown of Oakland -- not to mention thousands of atheists throwing Rapture parties -- have the date wrong. It's Friday, Friday...gotta get down on Friday...."

[link to www.theatlantic.com]

Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Bless you! See ya on the 22nd peace
 Quoting: Insomnia Goddess


Rapture could be today!!!

cool2
 Quoting: Once4All


It could? Why are you flip flopping on what you claim the Lord Jesus told you? I thought "Harold doesn't really know"? If it does occur, then Harold really did know. Puhleeze. If so, it would certainly be a waste of all the energy you and others spent discrediting him. Shame Shame.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1391704


Think about what is written. The Word of Knowledge is:

Harold doesn't really know

It means what it says. No man knows the day or hour.

There's been no flip flop! Apparently, you just don't

undertand.
 Quoting: Once4All


Oh I understand that you, like Harold, think you are an authority on God's Master Plan. Perhaps you should think about what you have written. All of the Harold doesn't know posts and then notice how you posted "Rapture could be today" That insinuates that Harold could know. Are you now confusing yourself?
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Rapture could be today!!!

cool2
 Quoting: Once4All


It could? Why are you flip flopping on what you claim the Lord Jesus told you? I thought "Harold doesn't really know"? If it does occur, then Harold really did know. Puhleeze. If so, it would certainly be a waste of all the energy you and others spent discrediting him. Shame Shame.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1391704


Think about what is written. The Word of Knowledge is:

Harold doesn't really know

It means what it says. No man knows the day or hour.

There's been no flip flop! Apparently, you just don't

undertand.
 Quoting: Once4All


Oh I understand that you, like Harold, think you are an authority on God's Master Plan. Perhaps you should think about what you have written. All of the Harold doesn't know posts and then notice how you posted "Rapture could be today" That insinuates that Harold could know. Are you now confusing yourself?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1391704


You need an understanding of the english language to figure out what the meaning of the sentences are. "Harold doen't know" means what it says. NO man knows the day or the hour. It could be anytime but, still, Harold does not know.

Understand?
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The Lord Jesus Says:

Harold Doesn't Really Know




Matthew and Mark agree on what the Lord Jesus Said:

Mat 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Mar 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

 Quoting: Once4All


:colorbump:

Jesus Christ is still correct - as always - in accordance

with Holy Scripture: Nobody knows the day or hour!
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The Lord Jesus Says:

Harold Doesn't Really Know




Matthew and Mark agree on what the Lord Jesus Said:

Mat 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Mar 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

 Quoting: Once4All


colorbump

Jesus Christ is still correct - as always - in accordance

with Holy Scripture: Nobody knows the day or hour!
 Quoting: Once4All


Morning Once4all!

I hope all is well with you and your family this fine Saturday morning.

Never mind the hate trolls on these threads. Deep down the hatred stirs because you validate what they know to be truth.
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Well, it's 6:22 am, and I'm still here.

afro
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Good morning!

I really do feel sad for those who believed Harold.
 Quoting: Once4All


I know, me too. I"m concerned for their faith now. I'm afraid that this will cause many to fall away. It's sad.
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The Lord Jesus Says:

Harold Doesn't Really Know




Matthew and Mark agree on what the Lord Jesus Said:

Mat 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Mar 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

 Quoting: Once4All


:colorbump:

Jesus Christ is still correct - as always - in accordance

with Holy Scripture: Nobody knows the day or hour!
 Quoting: Once4All


Morning Once4all!

I hope all is well with you and your family this fine Saturday morning.

Never mind the hate trolls on these threads. Deep down the hatred stirs because you validate what they know to be truth.
 Quoting: FubarMan


Thanks again FubarMan!

On this particular thread i'm wondering if they honestly have trouble understanding the material or if they are misunderstanding on purpose.

The Word of Knowledge is what it is. Nothing else is expressed or implied.
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Well, it's 6:22 am, and I'm still here.

afro
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Good morning!

I really do feel sad for those who believed Harold.
 Quoting: Once4All


I know, me too. I"m concerned for their faith now. I'm afraid that this will cause many to fall away. It's sad.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Exactly! We need to keep our eyes on Jesus Christ.

Not any man, not the church, not any government or political party.....

Our eyes need to be kept on Jesus Christ!

hf
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Harold Camping

Camping being interviewed in 2011
Born July 19, 1921 (1921-07-19) (age 89)
Boulder, Colorado, United States
Occupation Talk radio personality, self-published Christian author, civil engineer
Years active 1958–present
Known for End times predictions
Website
familyradio.com

Harold Egbert Camping (born July 19, 1921) is a Christian radio broadcaster[1] and president of Family Radio, a California-based religious broadcasting network that spans more than 150 outlets in the United States as well as a website.

Camping's trademarks include his deep, sonorous voice coupled with a slow cadence. He has also used mathematical predictions applied to the Bible to predict dates for the end of the world.[2] His current end times prediction is that the Rapture will be on May 21, 2011 and that God will completely destroy the Earth and the universe five months later on October 21.[3][4] He had previously predicted that the Rapture would occur in September 1994.[5]


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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bump Busted again.

We're still here!
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Ice is still here.
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Ice is still here.
 Quoting: Once4All


We all make mistakes!

Holy Father in Heaven please allow our friend Ice the grace and strength to continue to be a witness to the Eternal Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ in Jesus Name we pray.

hf





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